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Has this ever happened to you?

You're riding down the freeway... you see a woman riding a motorcycle without a shirt on and without hands on the handlebars... she screams at passing motorists... crashes her vehicle... and then rambles on about religion once others arrive on the scene?

No? Well, it happened to Wisconsin highway patrol officers this week - and it was all captured on camera for our amusement!

Go ahead and watch now and don't be afraid to laugh. No one got injured.

We haven't been this excited about a shirtless female since that Kate Upton topless pic hit the Internet.

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Brace yourselves, men around the world.

Heidi Klum is naked once again.

The super model - who is a judge on America's Got Talent and who will guest star on Parks and Recreation Season 6 - nearly broke the Internet this week.

By posting an Instagram image from a 2009 photo shoot:

"Photo blast from the past: Splitternackt!" Klum wrote as a caption.

Photos of Heidi Klum nude aren't exactly rare, of course.

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San Francisco 49ers star quarterback Colin Kaepernick poses shirtless on the new cover of GQ, hitting newsstands just in time for the new NFL season.

  • Colin Kaepernick GQ Cover
  • Colin Kaepernick Shirtless Photo

The upstart came out of nowhere to lead San Francisco to the Super Bowl last season. What does he have planned for an encore here in 2013?

We put nothing past him.

A high school player who received no Division I college offers, and who wasn't even deemed good enough to start last fall, he does not lack for overconfidence.

Humble beginnings and a diverse background define Colin, adopted by Teresa and Rick Kaepernick, married high school sweethearts from Wisconsin.

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Sick of seeing Justin Bieber shirtless?

What about Justin Bieber bottomless? Yes, readers, you read that correctly: Justin Bieber, totally and completely bottomless... birthday suit style!

TMZ has somehow uncovered photos of this singer at his grandmother's Toronto residence in October 2012.

Bieber reportedly overslept on Thanksgiving and figured he'd make up for the mishap by getting naked and serenading his grandparent with only a guitar covering his privates.

Seriously! See for yourself:

  • Justin Bieber Nude
  • Justin Bieber Naked

No wonder Bieber's fans will defend him against (phony) charges of handicapped parking and flag peeing, huh?

Hot. Stuff.

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Nicki Minaj has already gone topless on Twitter.

And now she's topless on Instagram. VERY topless!

The former American Idol panelist took a few moments away from blasting Random yesterday to release her puppies online, preventing the world from getting a full view of them due to her strategically-placed black hair.

Nicki Minaj Shirtless Photo

Minaj didn't include a caption with the image because, really, what is there to say?

Especially when we've actually seen plenty more of the artist in her music video nip slip from March. Nicki Minaj, everyone... not exactly shy!

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Kevin Jonas may be preparing to become a father, but brothers Nick and Joe are engaged in something far more important:

A shirtless-of!

A few days after the Nick Jonas Shirtless Photo That Changed Everything, Joe Jonas has gone ahead and showed off his fine physique... along with a puppy.

The singer didn't include a caption with his photo (bottom, right), so allow us to make one for him: I am Joe Jonas and I am not wearing a shirt. Compare me with my sibling now and decide: Which brother would you rather bone?

And the Winner is?

Nick and Joe Jonas have both posed shirtless. Which of these brothers would you rather bang? View Poll »

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We're very sorry, Kat Dennings. But Justin Bieber is at it again.

Despite the objections of this 2 Broke Girls star, the singer posted a pair of shirtless selfies over the weekend to his Instagram account.

The first was captioned "sun and relaxation" and deleted for some reason, but fortunately it was soon replace with the image on the right, which depicts the Biebs in all his ray-soaked glory.

  • Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie
  • Justin Bieber Shirtless Image

Notice the ink on his left arm?

Earlier in the week, Bieber unveiled his latest tattoo, a large rose which now sits above an owl and below a tiger. What do you think of the new ink?

We'll give you a few moments to untie your tongue and wipe the saliva off your chin after starting at the picture above. Take your time. We understand.

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It's not quite Geraldo Rivera nude, but Ice-T posted his own shirtless selfie on Twitter this week to prove he's still pretty ripped for a man his age (55).

The rapper, Law & Order: SVU star and husband of Coco captioned the pic:

"This morning: MFs popin sh*t ... 55yrs old. 'Don't sleep on the old cats.'"

Ice-T Shirtless

We have no idea what that means, but MFs be popin sh*t indeed. Looking damn good, Ice. Wow. But you might want to step back a bit next time.

Allows the iPhone to actually focus better is all. Just saying.

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Move over, Justin Bieber.

Nick Jonas has indirectly challenged you to a shirtless-off!

The boy bander posted a photo to Instagram today along with the caption "I never do this but... Healthy living and fitness update. Post workout picture. #diabeticinshape #2.0."

In responses, users have left such comments as "yumi," "OH MY GOD ! Nicholas OH MY GOD. This is real? #Dead #God #OMJ :$," and "Me tienes mal, estoy intentando respirar."

We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Ogle away while we go whip up some healthy recipes.

Nick Jonas Shirtless

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Just when you thought it could not any better than the new Catching Fire trailer that debuted Saturday at Comic-Con...

Lionsgate has released the first true photo of Sam Claflin as Finnick Odair, the dashing victor from Suzanne Collins' best-seller who causes confusion and attraction for Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss.

And it's not hard to see why, is it?

Finnick Photo

Claflin was confirmed for this role last August, beating out such better known names as Channing Tatum and Armie Hammer.

We've seen a Finnick portrait already and we've seen his Catching Fire profile, but this is our first look at the character in his often-half-naked state.

So stare and decide: Is Claflin hot enough to portray Finnick?

 

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