James Franco has shared a new selfie of himself lounging in bed, begging for followers in the language of a web spam bot in an attempt to be funny.
We think. One never really knows how much of an act James Franco's creepiness is. He would definitely pretend to be creepy for fun, but then again ...
That James Franco Instagram scandal turned out to be real and involved him sort of seducing a teenager. Dude got played, but still. It makes you think.
Anyway, back to the picture below. "I AMOST FOLLOW 3000!! AT 2M FOLLOWERS ILL FOLLOW 5000," he wrote, while struggling to turn off caps lock.
Tired? Stoned? Seductive? Any/all of the above? Acting? Real?
It is not clear if this is performance art, a skewering of the superfluous search for positive reinforcement on social media, or an actual attempt to get more followers.
Or perhaps a little of both? One never knows with Franco.
It is also unclear if he intentionally misspelled ALMOST or eschewed punctuation deliberately, but guy has a second career as a spammer if he ever wants it.
In any case, teenage girls and fellow weirdos everywhere, FOLLOW JAMES FRANCO ON INSTAGRAM if you want more sexiness like this in your feed.
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