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Sharknado 2 has official devoured the original Sharknado.

According to a Syfy press release, the ridiculous(ly awesome) film was viewed by 3.9 million people last night, good enough for a 180% increase over the first version.

Along with becoming the channel’s most-watched original movie, Sharknado 2 delivered one BILLION estimated impressions on Twitter.

Not Having Fun
"Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles ... And, oh yeah, I almost got eaten by a shark. How much 'fun' do you think that was?"

Syfy will unleash Sharknado 2 in encore airings on Saturday, August 2 at 7PM and Sunday, August 3 at 9PM (ET/PT).

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Already going through Sharknado 2 withdrawal?

Wondering how you'll ever make it until Sharknado 3 without more ridiculously constructed animal monsters to satisfy your craving for low budget violence in a weekly basis? Have no fear. 

Dantes Pekingese is here! And so is Volcanine! And so are Earthquake and Purr-icane!

Indeed, some genius Internet users have put together fake trailers for phony movies, all of which we'd totally watch if they were on tonight. Which holds the greatest intrigue?

Which do you hope Syfy purchases the right to? Watch and weigh in now:

Of course, we also have your fill of Sharknado 2 content.

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Let's be honest: most viewers tuned in to Sharknado 2 on Syfy last night just to take part in the ongoing Twitter conversation.

And it didn't disappoint, with a number of Sharknado 2 reactions cracking us up throughout the evening online.

But it's not as if the television movie itself didn't also have a lot to offer in the way of completely ridiculous/awesome/terrible/memorable quotes and one-liners.

We mean, come on. Any time Tara Reid has her hand replaced by a buzzsaw and Al Roker warns New York of an impending Sharknado, you know you're watching a classic.

Relive the best (worst?) quips from Sharknado 2 now:

Not Having Fun
"Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles ... And, oh yeah, I almost got eaten by a shark. How much 'fun' do you think that was?"

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It came. It went. It nearly destroyed Citi Field.

Syfy aired the first film made entirely to provoke reactions on Twitter last night, as Sharknado 2 flew and ate its way across New York City.

There was Andy Dick as a cop, Tara Reid with a buzzsaw as a hand, cameos by The Today Show crew and so very much more.

Don't cry because it's over, though, people. Smile because it happened... and because Sharknado 3 is already in the works... AND because you can relive the most hilarious Twitter reactions in the following gallery.

Really, this is the only reason you tuned in to begin with, isn't it?

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As previously reported, Sharknado 2 isn't just coming.

But it’s coming - and it will be bigger, bolder and even more ridiculous!

Syfy has released a new trailer for this wildly anticipated sequel, which will bring back Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, while including other Z-Listers such as Mark McGrath and Andy Dick.

It will air on July 30 and, we'd have to imagine, threaten to once again bring down Twitter, especially with amazing lines such as "You just jumped the shark!"

You can also rest easy, folks: Syfy has already ordered Sharknado 3.

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It will be bigger. It will be bolder. It will be even more ridiculous than the original.

Yes, folks, Sharknado 2 is coming.

The HUGELY anticipated sequel to last summer's Syfy smash will bring back Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, while also feature such names as Andy Dick, Judah Friedlander, Kelly Osbourne and Mark McGrath.

What sort of total insanity can you expect on July 30? And then on endless replays afterward?

Watch the first network teaser now:

The first Sharknado nearly broke Twitter... and Sharknado 3 has already been ordered.

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Syfy may be in danger of jumping the Sharknado.

Months before the Sharknado sequel airs, this cable network has ordered a third edition of the ridiculous franchise, one we can only imagine will be titled Sharknado 3: The Third One.

Vaginaconda!

Judah Friedlander - Thanks for watching #Sharknado with me. I'm going to work on my screenplay for Vaginaconda.

Judah Friedlander - Thanks for watching #Sharknado with me. I'm going to work on my screenplay for Vaginaconda.

The first film was based on Los Angeles, shot for only $250,000 and nearly broke Twitter last summer.

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Sharknado 2 has a new release date and a new poster.

And New York may soon be in the market for a new towering figure.

Syfy has announced that the wildly-anticipated follow-up to last summer's unexpected smash will premiere on Wednesday, July 30 at 9/8c, one day earlier than initially scheduled.

It has also unveiled the first official piece of promotional art - and the Statue of Liberty may wanna take cover...

Ian Ziering and Tara Reid will return for the sequel and they will be joined by such Z-listers as Mark McGrath, Judah Friedlander and Andy Dick.

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Be very afraid, television viewers: Sharknado 2 will soon be unleashed inside a small screen near you!

The sequel to last year's viral sensation - aptly titled Sharknado 2: The Second One - will first air on Syfy on July 31 at 9/8c.

A Sharknado!

Sharknado 2 started filming last month in New York City, with original stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering on board for another round (not exactly like they had to clear their schedules).

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It's bigger than Shark Week. It's scarier than Sharkeisha.

It's Sharknado 2 - and it's coming for all of us!

The follow-up to last year's totally awesome Syfy blockbuster - which nearly broke Twitter and which starred Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, along with some really angry sharks and an ecological nightmare - begins shooting next week.

Sharknado 2 Poster

It will bring back Ziering and Reid as Fin and April, respectively, with Syfy announcing last night a slew of new cast additions.

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Sharknado Quotes

B.J. Novak - I'm afraid that now when we have a real sharknado everyone's going to treat it like a joke.

Damon Lindelhof -This movie is such a ripoff of THE BICYCLE THIEF. #LiveTweetingSharknado #Highbrow."
This movie is such a ripoff of THE BICYCLE THIEF. #LiveTweetingSharknado #Highbrow.

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