Who brings a toddler to their sex tape negotiating sessions?
Farrah Abraham, that's who. Seriously ... she did that.
The Teen Mom star, who doesn't lack for self-esteem, says she's an amazing mom. When bringing a little girl to Vivid Entertainment's offices ... other words come to mind.
She says that she is negotiating with two other companies for the rights to the Farrah Abraham porn - which she now admits is real - as well as Vivid.
One of those, THG can report, is YouPorn ... but it's unclear how close any buyers are to the $2 million price tag she has allegedly placed on the thing.