Tila Tequila is allegedly making a new sex tape, and the video will hit the Internet within the next couple of weeks. Knock us over with a feather, we know.
The new tape, like the old, is expected to be pretty hardcore, with an unexpected twist. This time around, TMZ reports, she's getting it on with a guy.
That's right, Vivid Entertainment - the folks behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape and so many others - obtained footage of Tila recently boning on video.
The company plans to release the tape just in time Christmas.
If that doesn't sound like a great stocking stuffer, what does?!
According to those who've seen the new Tila Tequila sex tape, calling it hardcore is an understatement compared to her last version, a girl on girl affair.