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Pamela Anderson starred in sex tapes before they were cool.

Well, they were cool back then, but not as common as today. Take an hour lunch nowadays and there's a decent chance you miss a Tila Tequila nude rant.

Totally Pantsless!

Anyway, perhaps the biggest drawback of a sex tape, aside from the fact that it smacks of desperation, is having to tell your kids about it down the road.

When your mom is Pamela Anderson, you're gonna hear about it at some point. Cameras used to be prerequisites for the hair band rockers nailing her.

It was after the 2006 comedy Borat that Pam decided to tell her two sons about the erotic home video she shot with ex-husband Tommy Lee, their dad.

You know, the sex tape leaked in 1998, so maybe it was when one of the kids was ... okay, never mind, we are putting way too much thought into this.

"I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and people might say things," she said of the Borat quotes.

So, she sat down her sons, Brandon and Dylan, now 12 and 11, for the talk: "I just said, 'Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love," she said.

"We videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and because of this new movie you’re probably going hear about something about it at school.'"

Better they hear it from her ... but talk about awkward.

Someday, many years in the future some kids at school are going to hear about the Carrie Prejean sex tape. What will their self-righteous mom say then?

Eh, she'll probably just blame our moralless society, Larry King and gays.

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Think Shauna Sand would miss a chance to reclaim attention from someone younger, more attractive and more popular stealing her sex tape spotlight lend a hand?

With the Carrie Prejean sex tape leaked and a company lined up to sell it if she's willing, Shauna wants Carrie to get off (heh heh) her high horse and take the cash.

Shauna Sand, who really has nothing better to do anymore, fired off a letter to Prejean in an effort to convince the "biblically correct" beauty queen to roll with it.

Vivid Entertainment has offered $1 million for the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Shauna is also distributing her nasty sex video through Vivid, so she knows what's up.

Shauna Sand Side Boob

Everyone needs a mentor. Shauna Sand is offering to be Carrie Prejean's.

In the letter, Shauna draws from her own experiences - how she decided not to waste "thousands of dollars" trying to fight the release of her "leaked" sex tape.

Instead, she worked out a deal with Vivid so she could maximize the profit provided by her disgusting sex romp ... which Shauna will also be actively promoting.

Of course, Shauna clearly wanted the thing to get out the whole time and created the "lawsuit" story for some free publicity, while Carrie's surprised everyone.

It's clear that any hypocritical ditz who lies about her age on the tape and makes claims to imply that God loves fake boobs didn't want this kind of PR. But hey.

In other sex tape news, how about Hiroko Mima and Anya Ayoung-Chee!? Wowza, those Miss Universe Girls are into some crazy stuff, from what we've heard.

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Carrie Prejean truly has a reason to believe in God now.

The former pageant queen has been briefly bumped out of the sex tape spotlight.

It's been revealed that a pair of 2008 Miss Universe contestants - Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad and Tobago - take center stage in a hardcore three-way sex tape with a random professional photographer.

TMZ reports that Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (T&T) are the beauty queens in question; both competed in the 2008 pageant.

Said a Miss Universe pageant rep: "This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement ... thank goodness."

** UPDATE: The man in the video is named Wyatt Gallery. He admits that he banged Ayoung-Chee and another woman on video, but that the latter was NOT Mima. He says: 

"I feel horrible and embarrassed for Anya, her family and myself ... because this was a private moment that was never supposed to be made public... This was an intentional, malicious sabotage against Anya and her career ... and I feel stupid for not deleting the files off of my computer."

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If recent reports are to be believed, Jon Gosselin's day in court with TLC could end with him losing more than just ca$h money - try custody of his eight kids.

That's because a Jon Gosselin sex tape scandal and allegations of cocaine use are about ready to erupt, according to the always reputable National Enquirer.

The source reporting the alleged romp? Bodyguard Thomas Meinelt, who was subpoenaed to testify in Jon's court battle with TLC over breach of contract.

Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine and has watched Jon's secret sex tape. The lucky, obviously average-looking female co-star has not been named.

However, Stephanie Santoro, Jon's ex-nanny and alleged plaything, says she's heard about the Jon Gosselin sex tape as well - and it's from last month!

Jon Gosselin: Sex tape star? Please for the love of G*d no.

"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."

Sounds like the Erin Andrews peephole video. Only with Jon Gosselin. Gross.

Santoro added: "He also told me he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"

Okay, so, let's sum up this tall tale:

  • Jon's girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, was not the one having sex with Jon on the alleged sex tape, some random girl was, and she was paid to do so.
  • Who paid her, and why, is not clear.
  • Jon's bodyguard apparently has nothing better to do than watch Jon bone girls on tape, then have conversations with Stephanie Santoro about it.
  • Jon snorts a lot of f*%king coke.

Eh, we'll buy it.

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Stop us if you've heard this before:

A D-list celebrity is about to star in a movie/reality show/release a book. She needs to garner publicity for it. Suddently, rumors of a sex tape pop up. The celebrity plays ignorant, only to eventually fess up to the video, cite it as a mistake and watch her Q-rating soar.

Sound familiar? We've been there, done that with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand.

In other words: not only is Carrie Prejean dishonest, exploitive and manipulative - she's unoriginal.

The disgraced beauty queen, who was held up for months by conservative Christians as a value-based role model, appeared on Hannity last night and admitted that her sex tape is real.

"All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me," she said. "Never did I think it would ever come out. It was bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV."

Anyone else think Carrie will feel less humiliated once sales figures for her book, Still Standing, come out?

Oh, the Irony: Carrie Prejean titled her biography "Still Standing." She's in the news again, however, for lying down on video. And touching herself.

How did Sean Hannity respond to this admission? With a joke: "It would be really embarrassing if it was me," he said.

In possibly related news: Hannity wrote the foreword for Prejean's memoir.

If Hannity and the right want to ignore Prejean's topless photos and masturbation tape, that's fine. We agree, people are allowed to make mistakes. But at what point does any American with half a brain realize that Republicans have no better standing on the moral high ground than Democrats do?

Are there any Carrie Prejean supporters out there? We'd love to hear them defend their girl if so!

CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW WITH HANNITY AFTER THE JUMP.

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A judge has granted Jennifer Lopez's request for a temporary restraining order to stop distribution of intimate home video footage, according to reports.

Her private moments with her ex will remain a mystery - for now.

Marc and Jennifer

The restraining order to halt the release of the tape will remain in effect until a hearing is held to determine if the order should be extended.

J. Lo has filed a lawsuit against ex-husband Ojani Noa over a tell-all movie about their marriage, which includes footage of her "in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from [her and Noa's] honeymoon."

Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez were married under a year in the late 1990s.

He threatened two years ago to write a tell-all unless he was paid $5 million.

Instead, a judge awarded Jennifer Lopez $545,000 and quashed the book, which he ruled violated a 2004 deal not to publish details of their relationship.

Lopez's team calls the movie an "outrageous attempt" to make money after he agreed to a settlement "for which he was paid substantial compensation."

Not sure if that would be a hot seller or not, but you've got to give Ojani Noa credit for keeping this sex tape around long enough to try to cash in!

Actually, no you don't. What a d!ck move.

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The Colin Farrell sex tape, featuring the actor and former Playboy model Nicole Narain getting it on in 2005, has resurfaced after four years.

In the mailbox of his current girlfriend’s family.

Colin Farrell Picture

The video, which Farrell won a court injunction against, stopping it from being sold, distributed or displayed, supposedly shocked Alicja Bachleda.

A source close to the couple said: “Colin hoped he’d seen the last of the sex tape. Him and Alicja are desperate to find out who sent it to them.”

Alicja’s family are said to be very traditional and putting pressure on the couple to marry before the birth of their son Henry, born last month.

A source said: “Alicja Bachleda's parents in Poland met Colin and liked him very much. But they are Catholic and are still very old fashioned.”

Alicja Bachleda, left, Nicole Narain and Colin Farrell.

Colin - who also has a six-year-old son with model Kim Bordenave - said he “learned his lesson” about letting videos get into the wrong hands.

“I try and stay away from the Internet," he says. "An expensive 14 minutes that was. It seemed like a good idea at the time, two adults having fun, ‘Ohh a video camera’, you know how it goes." Seriously man. Tell us about it.

“But at the end of the deposition - because it was all very officious in law office in Los Angeles - the man in charge said, ‘You’ve learned your lesson now I hope Mr. Farrell’, and I said, ‘Absolutely – next time I take the tape with me.’”

Words to live by for all you up-and-comers.

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Well, what do you know? Not only did Shauna Sand green light the sex tape she was originally fighting (or claimed to be fighting, she'll be doing PR for it now too.

It's almost as if the Shauna Sand sex tape was planned all along, with its nasty star having full knowledge of its release and every intention of profiting from it.

Shauna Sand Bikini Photo

A press release Vivid Entertainment sent reads as such: SHAUNA SAND-LAMAS, STAR OF VIVID'S SHAUNA SAND EXPOSED, NOW AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS.

What is there to ask? Who came up with the idea for you to make this trash and then pretend to be pissed about it, then "come on board" to do press for it?

Shauna Sand oils up that plastic body in preparation for Round 2.

WHO: Shauna Sand-Lamas, sexy TV actress, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas of E!'s Leave it to Lamas reality TV show and star of Vivid's Shauna Sand Exposed.

WHAT: Shauna took control of distribution of her sex tape, is cooperating with Vivid in the release of Shauna Sand Exposed and is prepared to talk about the tape in detail, why she dropped her lawsuit against Vivid and her plans for the future.

Hmm. Hard to believe Shauna would be so cooperative in promoting tape she threatened to sue over. Oh that's right, she was only fake-suing to block it.

After all, it's not that hard for handwriting expert to read the name "Shauna Sand" on a form and put two and two together. Just saying. You've been had.

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As THG readers know, we've taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant.

But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper's Bazaar.

However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving. TMZ reports the reason why the disgraced beauty queen was so quick to settle (for no money) with pageant officials:

Because their lawyers produced a homemade Prejean sex tape into evidence.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

Carrie Prejean supporters were right all along: this photo is nothing, especially when compared to the sex tape Prejean filmed of herself.

The video depicts Prejean pleasuring herself. TMZ claims it actually saw footage from it months ago, but didn't publish it due to the graphic nature.

Once Carrie was made aware of her solo exploits possibly going public, she backed away from the negotiating table. Pageant officials will foot the $100,000 bill for her attorney and publicist, but the Jesus-loving porn star gets nothing.

Her book, however, hits stores this month. Insiders say a rumored title for Still Standing had been Carrie Prejean: Gay Marriage Sucks, I Swallow.

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It's official. Nothing can stop the Shauna Sand sex tape now.

The 97-percent plastic Playboy model has withdrawn a legal challenge claiming the tape of her and some boyfriend fornicating was released against her will.

She withdrew it after Steven Hirsh, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, brought in a handwriting expert to prove Shauna had in fact signed off on the tape.

Wouldn't you know it, she had. All 12 people clamoring for the Shauna Sand sex tape can celebrate the fact that it's release will not be delayed any longer.

After meeting with her on Thursday, Hirsh said the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas has withdrawn the cease and desist letter her lawyer she sent Vivid this month.

Hirsh says Shauna's reason for withdrawing her challenge to the filthy, unappealing tape's release was because the lawsuit could prove "long and expensive."

Mmm. Sure.

Or because it was just a token threat to make it look like she didn't plan this desperate, nasty plea for attention all along. Yup, we're gonna go with that.

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Shauna Sand has pulled out of a legal battle involving her sex tape. The guy co-starring in said tape is doing nothing of the sort, if you know what we mean!

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