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We doubt there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. ** (SEE UPDATE BELOW)

We make a living exploring the world of celebrity gossip. We forced our interns to work overtime last night, phoning sources and surfing every site on the Internet: nothing.

Kendra Wilkinson's Honeymoon

But that hasn't stopped this troubled young woman from spreading her own sex tape rumors, as OK! Weekly has apparently run out of weight loss stories to BS for their readers.

Instead, this week's issue plasters Kendra's worried face on its cover and screams about her SEX TAPE SCANDAL.

The feature article goes on to claim that "a salacious sex tape" is set to go public, unless Wilkinson can take legal action to stop it.

Now, we've heard of celebrities feigning shock and outrage when a sex tape just happens to get leaked. It started with Paris Hilton and it continues to this day with Mindy McCready. It's a cliche at this point.

But Kendra is the first D-lister to actually concoct her very own sex tape rumor, in order to pocket some cash, help a tabloid sell a few issues and remain in the news cycle for at least a week. It's impressive, hilarious and very sad.

** UPDATE: Hmmm.... then again...

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Chelsea Handler sure has an interesting definition of "sex tape." And "humor."

On Wednesday night, reports surfaced regarding a decade-old Chelsea Handler sex tape featuring the talk show host getting down, dirty and X-rated.

I'd Handler

In the tape, the future Chelsea Lately hostess does a typical stand-up routine before taking off all of her clothes and engaging in explicit sexual acts.

In short, she has sex. On tape. Pretty straightforward. But her rep insists: "It isn't a sex tape. It's a tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit."

We don't know how in the heck that passes for comedy ... then again, that applies to Chelsea in general a lot of the time, so we suppose we'll buy it.

MAN HANDLER: Chelsea got down and dirty on her non-sex tape.

On her show Wednesday night, Handler herself addressed the alleged sex video, and didn't deny it exists or dispute reports of its explicit content.

Instead, she quipped, "Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff."

"It was a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I'm a comedian. I've been showing it at birthday parties for f***ing years!"

We suppose we believe her, but that's just ... strange. Almost as weird as the Chuy Bravo sex tape. Both of which we're ready to move past.

Handler also claims that she received a a $1 million offer to market the tape, and responded: "And you know what I said? I'm not worth it."

Well, there you have it. You gotta give Chels props for being honest and self-deprecating ... even if her idea of humor is a little unusual.

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Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. That much is clear.

What's unclear is what its purpose was. The Chelsea Lately host's rep, Stephen Huvane, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. A sexy comedy bit.

Viewing the Chelsea Handler sex tape makes that explanation highly questionable, however, as both Chelsea and her partner are both very naked.

The action is clearly not simulated, either.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in her apartment.

Chelsea Handler Nude

She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before we suddenly cut right on over to Chelsea Handler nude, having intercourse.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera whilst in the midst of the act.

At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” You always gotta get that.

Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine at home.

Reached for comment by Radar Online, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show ... but from what we've seen, if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine of all time.

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Sonja Bates-Norwood, the mother of Ray J and Brandy, has two messages for America:

  1. Get over the sex tape her son made with Kim Kardashian.
  2. Put the blame for its release squarely on the giant breasts shoulders of Kim.

The Norwood family appeared this week on The Wendy Williams Show in order to promote their new VH1 reality series (yes, there's now a program based around the exploits of one guy famous for penetrating Kim Kardashian on video; and one woman famous for her fatal car crash) - and Sonja was asked about the only reason anyone has ever heard of her son.

She first told the country to move on from the tape, and then said: "With all the hoopla with it being Ray J and people trying to blame him, did you see him on the cover of Playgirl? Did you see him in the centerfold of Playgirl?"

Translation: Kim has posed for Playboy and has seen her career take off since the video went online. You connect the dots, people.

Brandy and Ray J proceeded to sign autographs for fans outside talk show studio. Which raises the question: Brandy and Ray J have fans?!?

  • Return of Brandy
  • Remember Brandy?
  • Sister of Ray J
  • Brandy Norwood Photo
  • Ray J and Brandy
  • Siblings, Singers

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The dude who went to town on the Shauna Sand sex tape is suing its distributor for screwing him in a very different fashion. Antoine Berlier wants to get paid too, yo!

He claims in a lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment that he was hosed out of "massive profits" from the Shauna Sand sex tape. Um, really? There were massive profits?

He also calls Sand "a prominent American sex symbol," so he's clearly delusional.

Not finished with his self-aggrandizement, Antoine Berlier claims he is of "enormous value" to Vivid, because of "natural attributes." He's the anti-Jon Gosselin, then?

His more legit, albeit still dubious complaint, according to TMZ, is that no one translated the documents (he's French) and he did not sign a valid release.

Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch denies this. Okay, story over.

Shauna Sand: HOT!!

Shauna Sand with more clothing on than you're used to seeing.

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Jesse James has finally found something he and Sandra Bullock can agree on - and a piece of gossip pertaining to him that he can actually deny.

There is no Jesse James sex tape or tapes. Period.

Bullock denied it earlier this week after Internet reports surfaced that her cheating husband had starred in at least a dozen homemade sex tapes.

And Nazi videos, which would be more credible.

James has now shot down the story too, claiming he has never been in any sex tapes with any other women, with or without Nazi-themed attire.

Jesse James may be a serial cheater, but at least he didn't film any of it while he was wearing that Nazi hat. That must make Sandra feel so much better, right?

"The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated," says a rep for James. Well, thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Upstanding Citizen.

No denials of his cheating have been issued, it's worth mentioning, only a vague, Tiger-esque apology for hurting his family via unnamed acts.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Melissa Smith and Brigitte Daguerre have all been linked to Jesse James, as has a fourth, anonymous mistress.

Bullock has yet to separate from James, although you would have to think it's just a matter of time. What do you think Sandra should do?

 

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Sandra Bullock has sort of broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there's a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James.

"There is no sex tape," the Oscar-winner says in a statement.

"There never has been one and there never will be one."

This was Bullock's first and only comment to date since going into seclusion amid reports that James cheated on her with Michelle McGee and other hoes.

Sandra Bullock has shot down one sordid rumor.

Still no word from Sandra on anything else regarding the scandal, including whether she plans to proceed with a divorce from her husband of four years.

Yesterday, a report surfaced that Jesse James sex tapes (plural, he supposedly made 12) and Nazi videos were in existence. Apparently that was bogus.

As for him being a cheater, though? Still very much legit. Better watch your back, Jesse. No one screws around on America's sweetheart on our watch.

Sandra Bullock should absolutely ...

 

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As if the Jesse James cheating scandal weren't scandalous and absurd already, new reports today suggest that James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

Not only do the tapes feature sex, but, well: “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider says. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

Jesse James, Daughter Sunny

Yes, it really is. If it were true, anyway. This is probably complete BS, as Radar Online is known to take more than a few creative liberties. But we must note:

  1. James has three mistresses we know of and likely more
  2. There is already one Jesse James Nazi photo out there
  3. Like Tiger Woods, he was clearly into some kinky $h!t

Therefore, you never can completely discount a story like this.

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock get behind the camera. He allegedly liked to record special moments with his mistresses, too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A source who supposedly saw one of the tapes gave a partial description: “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound."

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.” LOL. Their editors should all get raises immediately.

According to reports, none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also "not in a completely secure location" ... whatever the hell that means.

“They could end up being public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak."

Indeed. No doubt that's possible ... like anything else.

Regardless, Jesse has his work cut out to save his marriage, with some reports saying that Sandra Bullock has already drawn up some divorce papers.

What do you think she should do?

 

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When hilarious news of a Mindy McCready sex tape broke Monday, we had a good laugh and wondered how long it would be until she pretended to decry its XXX release.

3... 2... 1...

"We are not aware of the production or release of the alleged film that seems to have surfaced via various media reports," McCready's attorney, Adam Dread, said.

"We can confirm that any illegally-obtained property, and/or fabricated footage, and the release thereof, will be dealt with swiftly following proper legal procedure."

Got all that?

Mindy McCready Sex Tape

BASEBALL MISTRESS: That she was, though Roger Clemens is not involved in Mindy McCready's sex tape, making the title kind of misleading. Funny, but misleading.

We've been around the celebrity sex tape block long enough to know that the statement from McCready's lawyer was likely written with one or both of these goals:

  1. To act indignant and pretend the sex tape was "leaked"
  2. To get McCready in on the profits, a la Kim Kardashian

We find it unlikely Vivid would make it this far without obtaining legal waivers, but either way, you could say that she's playing hardball ... eh? Baseball Mistress?

Hello? Is this thing on? Never mind.

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The long-awaited Mindy McCready sex tape (don't act like you weren't wondering about it) is on the verge of being released, and its premise is far from unfunny.

With Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress, the troubled singer joins the ranks of sex tape purveyors like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand, and so on.

The funny thing about calling it Baseball Mistress - besides that Mindy McCready has a sex tape at all - is that it's a reference to her affair with Roger Clemens.

The steroid fiend and MLB legend is not featured on the tape, of course. Minor detail. Still, McCready donned baseball-themed garb for the cover, so ... yeah:

Mindy McCready Sex Tape

The affair that rocked baseball? The testimony that shocked Congress? Okay, those things apply to Roger Clemens. The raw sex that started it all? Not sure how that does.

We have to guess that Vivid Entertainment, which has set an April 19 release date for the Mindy McCready sex tape, will be hearing from Rog's lawyer Rusty Hardin.

Then again, he isn't mentioned by name, and who knows, maybe he already gave his consent in exchange for a cut of the profits. Dude's image kind of took a hit.

The video features McCready and a boyfriend named "Peter," and in addition to the feverish body slapping, McCready offers commentary about previous conquests.

Her bedpost notches include Alan Jackson, Dean Cain and, of course, Clemens. No mention of Kari Ann Peniche, whose Eric Dane tape Mindy's accused of stealing.

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