"You gotta be two of the f*%king hottest girls this side of Mulholland." - Eric Dane
If you couldn't tell from the headline, Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA / Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche apparently engaged in a threesome and filmed a sex tape together.
A lot of drugs were apparently involved.
With every celebrity sex tape, one wonders just what the hell the participants were possibly thinking. In this case, it's pretty clear: they weren't.
Our analysis: After ingesting a boatload of mind-altering drugs, a nude Eric Dane nailed his wife Rebecca Gayheart and beauty-queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche. While debating the best porn star names of course.
Eric Dane and Kari Ann Peniche take a sex tape break.
In the video, a 12-minute romp, the inebriated threesome lounges nude in the Studio City apartment of Kari Ann, passing around the camera and, for giggles, discussing what their names would be if they joined the adult film industry.
Dane settles on "Tuff Hedemen" (his favorite bull rider). Soon they move to the bathroom where the ladies disrobe and Eric takes over the camera.
In truth, it's not very exciting. It is, however, very real and they are very naked.
Follow the jump for some still photos from the Eric Dane sex tape ...