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Eva Mendes is hot, and has just released her sex tape online.

Unfortunately, if you're of an ogling mindset, it's probably not what you think. Still, she remains an attractive female, and the video is definitely good for a laugh.

This Funny or Die spoof involves some great plays on words, and even makes fun of the people who search for her naked on the Internet. Talkin' to you, fellas!

To hear Eva Mendes herself describe it, this sex tape is all about sticky situations and the nastiest, dirtiest, most flexible things ... rain gutters, for instance:

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Here's a piece of news more shocking than any CSI spoilers: Laurence Fishburne's teenage daughter is about to launch her career ... with a sex tape.

Montana Fishburne, who "works" under the name Chippy D, is starring in a sex tape for skin kingpins Vivid Entertainment. You can learn more here.

Montana Fishburne Sextape

The film is being released this month.

Montana talked briefly about her new gig last week, saying, "The first time is really nerve racking ... but, I have a lot of at-home experience." Nice?

Why would Montana Fishburne go this route at the tender age of 19? Well, she's seen the success of Kim Kardashian and what a sex tape did for her.

Seriously.

No word on how Laurence Fishburne feels about this.

"I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape," the youngster said in a statement.

Now that's the kind of person and career to which any teenager should aspire. Just hope Ray J doesn't make a cameo in Montana's on-screen debut.

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It's safe to say that Danielle Staub is taking a different approach to the release of her sex tape than Kendra Wilkinson.

While the latter is faking tears and making excuses for the existence of Kendra Exposed, the Real Housewife of New Jersey doesn't seem too bothered by Huster's plans to unleash Danielle Staub Raw onto the world on June 14.

Granted, Staub hilariously told TMZ this week that her sex tape was "stolen," but she didn't spend very long justifying that obvious lie. She simply said:

"I just decided, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. What am I left to do? This isn't something I chose to have released, but it's out there, and there's nothing I can do about it."

It's unclear, of course, who Danielle actually wants to beat. Kim Kardashian? Paris Hilton? Shauna Sand? Let's hope the 47-year old's two children set their sights a bit higher than that.

New Sex Tape Star

Adding that she doesn't care what her reality star castmates say about her and her videotaped, naked romp, Staub essentially challenged Kendra to see who could sell more copies.

"I haven't seen hers. I haven't seen mine, either, but... if it's going to do anything, I would hope it does better."

Let's find out from our readers: Which sex tape star would you rather watch in hot, sweaty, nude action?

 

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You've heard of images that were NSFW, right? Not Safe for Work?

Well, the following photos of Danielle Staub are not safe for work, wives, women, children or anyone that's eaten solid food in the last 48 hours.

They are (frightening, nauseating) proof that a sex tape starring this sad individual and Real Housewives of New Jersey star is in existence, and that she was a VERY willing participant in it.

It's seriously messed up stuff. We get it when a young woman (such as Paris Hilton... Kim Kardashian... Kendra Wilkinson...) seeking fame and riches takes the sex tape route. It's depressing, but it's also a fast, easy, guaranteed way to make millions.

But Staub is a 47-year old mother of two. Come on!

Danielle Staub Raw

This comes as no shock to anyone familiar with Staub, as her troubled past with drugs and intercourse is well-documented.

Co-star Jacqueline Laurita told TMZ she is "not surprised at all" that Hustler Inc. will soon release Staub's sex tape, adding: "I'd be very happy if [she] left our show... Why doesn't she just leave and go do porn?

"Danielle has total disregard for how [the tape] will affect her daughters' impressionable years."

Or the content of our stomachs, for that matter. If you think you can handle them, ogle images from the infamous Danielle Staub sex tape below. This is one O-face we could have gone years without seeing...

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We already know that the past of Danielle Staub is littered with drugs, prostitution and arrest records.

But might it also be filled with multiple sex tapes?!?

In June 2009, this Real Housewife of New Jersey successfully used the legal system to block a video of her and ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski getting it on. Raunchy case closed, right?

Apparently not.

A Real Housewife of NJ

TMZ reports that Hustler Inc. has uncovered another 75-minute tape of the Garden State's most reviled reality star spreading her legs for mystery man. It was allegedly shot in September, months after the aforementioned case was settled.

It won't be long until we have confirmation of this tape's existence: it's scheduled to be released on June 14. That's in less than a week!

Speaking of Staub, Zalewski once said: "Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught.

"She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms every time we went out - she'd get excited and say, 'The people can hear you doing it outside!'"

Soon, they may be seeing Danielle doing it inside. Yuck!

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For most of Kendra Exposed, Kendra Wilkinson sits stop ex-boyfriend Justin Frye. Seriously, go see for yourself.

But that's not all: she also sits atop recent sex tape sales!

Indeed, pre-sale numbers for this much-hyped video have it outselling Kim Kardashian and Ray J's classic take on self-taped intercourse. The challenge has been extended to those two former lovers. We demand a sequel.

While Kendra is more famous than ever now for sitting and straddling, in the end, she's simply standing tall. That's because sources say Wilkinson has already pocketed an up-front payment of $680,000 for the video, and will earn 50% of all sales going forward.

No one has made that much money from just spreading her legs since Kate Gosselin realized how easy it would be to profit from her offspring.

The images above and below are courtesy of a video that's slated to go sale this week, but Radar Online reports it may be the first of many to get released.

An insider says "there are hours of tape and it's all high quality," teasing us with:

"Justin was more than an amateur cameraman. He had experience filming street biking and this is some of the gnarliest tape footage in terms of quality that anybody has ever seen, ever."

Yes, folks, there's apparently some gnalry Kendra action on the way! Do you want to see it? Will you purchase Kendra Exposed?

 

Smiling During Sex

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Move over, Ray J and Kim Kardashian. You've had your graphic moment. Justin Frye and Kendra Wilkinson are the new king and queen of celebrity sex tape sales.

Yup, the Kendra tape we originally doubted was even real is not only legit, but legit XXX box office gold - more than Kim's popular tape. And it's not even out yet!

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Pre-sales for the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape are the biggest in Vivid Entertainment history, topping Kim, Mindy McCready, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, and so on.

Kim's not exactly hurting for kash these days, of kourse, so we doubt she kares. But it's somewhat surprising the Kendra tape has garnered this much interest.

The only real question is ...

Who would you rather watch somebody put it to?

 

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The first round of Kendra Wilkinson sex tape photos mostly depicted this reality star stripping for the camera. They were relatively harmless, merely R-rated.

But it's safe to say the latest batch, released this week, are RNSFW: Really Not Safe for Work (or Wife).

Deserving of a NC-17 rating, we understand why husband Hank Baskett might be upset over this video. Sorry, Kendra, but not even a second baby makes up for the fact that pictures of you doing The Reverse Cowgirl with another dude are now online for the world to see.

Consider yourself warned, readers, and ogle the pics below if you so desire.

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It's all starting to make sense now.

Kendra Wilkinson is covering the latest issue of OK! Weekly, and taking legal action against Vivid Entertainment, not because she's afraid of her sex tape getting released....

Two Hanks and a Kendra

... but because SHE WANTS TO BE THE PERSON TO RELEASE IT.

Radar Online cites sources who say Kendra has known about the video for years. She reportedly tried to form a company 18 months ago to peddle it herself. That way, she could pocket the cash from its sale and even have final say over edits before it went live (my ass looks better from that angle, dammit!).

Moreover, Wilkinson was working on the sale of her videotaped bedroom romp - which took place in 2005 - even after she was engaged to Hank Baskett.

So, how did Vivid end up with a copy? Most likely, Kendra's efforts fell through. Therefore, she turned to the experts in the sex tape business to release Kendra Exposed, acting dismayed and outraged over this supposed violation of her privacy.

But we in the celebrity gossip world know better. We've been here with Paris Hilton and done that with Kim Kardashian.

The video will get released, Kendra will claim she's an innocent victim - and her bank account will mysteriously increase by six figures soon afterwards.

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We owe Kendra Wilkinson an apology as large as her breasts.

This morning, we doubted the veracity of a tabloid cover story that alerted readers to this model's sex tape scandal. We had this crazy notion that Kendra was seeking publicity and concocting the naked bedroom tale. Shame on us for thinking that about Wilkinson.

Kendra Wilkinson in Playboy

Turns out, Kendra might not be a liar. She's just someone that films herself having sexual intercourse.

Confirms Steven Hirsch, the chairman of adult movie company Vivid Entertainment: there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, we own it, and we plan to distribute it this month.

"We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude," Hirsch said. "The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it... We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”

Ouch. We're really sorry, Kim Kardashian and Ray J. You can always work on a sequel.

Reportedly, the video in question was filmed in 2005, long before Kendra's relationship with Hank Baskett. Does that mean it was with Hugh Hefner? EWWWW!

Wilkinson's legal team has fired off the following letter to Vivid:

“The video is private and highly confidential taken for private use and not for public disclosure. Any exploitation of the video would be a gross violation of Miss Wilkinson’s constitutional and common law rights of privacy.”

Yeah. About that: please find the constitutional clause that guarantees privacy to someone that willingly puts her nude body on tape and gives said tape to someone else. We'll wait right here as you do.

Would you watch a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape?

 

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