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Jesse James has finally found something he and Sandra Bullock can agree on - and a piece of gossip pertaining to him that he can actually deny.

There is no Jesse James sex tape or tapes. Period.

Bullock denied it earlier this week after Internet reports surfaced that her cheating husband had starred in at least a dozen homemade sex tapes.

And Nazi videos, which would be more credible.

James has now shot down the story too, claiming he has never been in any sex tapes with any other women, with or without Nazi-themed attire.

Jesse James may be a serial cheater, but at least he didn't film any of it while he was wearing that Nazi hat. That must make Sandra feel so much better, right?

"The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated," says a rep for James. Well, thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Upstanding Citizen.

No denials of his cheating have been issued, it's worth mentioning, only a vague, Tiger-esque apology for hurting his family via unnamed acts.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Melissa Smith and Brigitte Daguerre have all been linked to Jesse James, as has a fourth, anonymous mistress.

Bullock has yet to separate from James, although you would have to think it's just a matter of time. What do you think Sandra should do?

 

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Sandra Bullock has sort of broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there's a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James.

"There is no sex tape," the Oscar-winner says in a statement.

"There never has been one and there never will be one."

This was Bullock's first and only comment to date since going into seclusion amid reports that James cheated on her with Michelle McGee and other hoes.

Sandra Bullock has shot down one sordid rumor.

Still no word from Sandra on anything else regarding the scandal, including whether she plans to proceed with a divorce from her husband of four years.

Yesterday, a report surfaced that Jesse James sex tapes (plural, he supposedly made 12) and Nazi videos were in existence. Apparently that was bogus.

As for him being a cheater, though? Still very much legit. Better watch your back, Jesse. No one screws around on America's sweetheart on our watch.

Sandra Bullock should absolutely ...

 

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As if the Jesse James cheating scandal weren't scandalous and absurd already, new reports today suggest that James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

Not only do the tapes feature sex, but, well: “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider says. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

Jesse James, Daughter Sunny

Yes, it really is. If it were true, anyway. This is probably complete BS, as Radar Online is known to take more than a few creative liberties. But we must note:

  1. James has three mistresses we know of and likely more
  2. There is already one Jesse James Nazi photo out there
  3. Like Tiger Woods, he was clearly into some kinky $h!t

Therefore, you never can completely discount a story like this.

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock get behind the camera. He allegedly liked to record special moments with his mistresses, too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A source who supposedly saw one of the tapes gave a partial description: “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound."

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.” LOL. Their editors should all get raises immediately.

According to reports, none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also "not in a completely secure location" ... whatever the hell that means.

“They could end up being public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak."

Indeed. No doubt that's possible ... like anything else.

Regardless, Jesse has his work cut out to save his marriage, with some reports saying that Sandra Bullock has already drawn up some divorce papers.

What do you think she should do?

 

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When hilarious news of a Mindy McCready sex tape broke Monday, we had a good laugh and wondered how long it would be until she pretended to decry its XXX release.

3... 2... 1...

"We are not aware of the production or release of the alleged film that seems to have surfaced via various media reports," McCready's attorney, Adam Dread, said.

"We can confirm that any illegally-obtained property, and/or fabricated footage, and the release thereof, will be dealt with swiftly following proper legal procedure."

Got all that?

Mindy McCready Sex Tape

BASEBALL MISTRESS: That she was, though Roger Clemens is not involved in Mindy McCready's sex tape, making the title kind of misleading. Funny, but misleading.

We've been around the celebrity sex tape block long enough to know that the statement from McCready's lawyer was likely written with one or both of these goals:

  1. To act indignant and pretend the sex tape was "leaked"
  2. To get McCready in on the profits, a la Kim Kardashian

We find it unlikely Vivid would make it this far without obtaining legal waivers, but either way, you could say that she's playing hardball ... eh? Baseball Mistress?

Hello? Is this thing on? Never mind.

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The long-awaited Mindy McCready sex tape (don't act like you weren't wondering about it) is on the verge of being released, and its premise is far from unfunny.

With Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress, the troubled singer joins the ranks of sex tape purveyors like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand, and so on.

The funny thing about calling it Baseball Mistress - besides that Mindy McCready has a sex tape at all - is that it's a reference to her affair with Roger Clemens.

The steroid fiend and MLB legend is not featured on the tape, of course. Minor detail. Still, McCready donned baseball-themed garb for the cover, so ... yeah:

Mindy McCready Sex Tape

The affair that rocked baseball? The testimony that shocked Congress? Okay, those things apply to Roger Clemens. The raw sex that started it all? Not sure how that does.

We have to guess that Vivid Entertainment, which has set an April 19 release date for the Mindy McCready sex tape, will be hearing from Rog's lawyer Rusty Hardin.

Then again, he isn't mentioned by name, and who knows, maybe he already gave his consent in exchange for a cut of the profits. Dude's image kind of took a hit.

The video features McCready and a boyfriend named "Peter," and in addition to the feverish body slapping, McCready offers commentary about previous conquests.

Her bedpost notches include Alan Jackson, Dean Cain and, of course, Clemens. No mention of Kari Ann Peniche, whose Eric Dane tape Mindy's accused of stealing.

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Chelsea Handler's sidekick, Chuy Bravo, was recently seen in a sex tape on a beach with another small person ... indulging in activities that are very, very NSFW.

Perez Hilton, celebrity gossip blogger extraordinaire, posted the adult material on his website. Which is what Perez does. Only in this case, did he break the law?

Very possibly. He will fight any legal action tooth and nail, of course, and there's certainly a gray area the size of California he can make his arguments within.

Many such videos, such as the John Edwards sex tape, never see the light of day because of various legal challenges, one of which may be in play in the Chuy case.

Under federal law, people who post sexual content online also have to provide a link to certain information. The linked site needs to, in essence, provide documentation that the adult film was made legally and didn't involve minors.

Perez and Chuy

Perez is no stranger to issues like the Chuy Bravo sex tape.

That's the short version, but the point is, if you're gonna post a sex tape, federal law requires a link to compliance information or an explanation why you didn't.

Hilton's Chuy Bravo sex tape post has generated a lot of controversy, but as for whether it generates consequences for him, the case becomes much more muddled.

Adult Video News columnist Tom Hymes, who has written about the Perez issue, says if prosecutors wanted to go after Perez, they would have him "dead to rights."

But it isn't necessarily likely they will. For one, a federal official, not a local police authority, would have to review Perez Hilton and decide to do something about it.

"But the Justice Department isn't doing 2257 inspections right now," he says. "They haven't been for about 6-9 months. I don't think this issue is going to have legs."

Tough luck, Chuy Bravo or anyone else wishing Perez were locked up.

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Andrew Young somehow had (or still has) a John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape, which a North Carolina judge ordered the former Edwards loyalist to hand over.

Having failed to do so, Young is being held in contempt and jailed.

The Raleigh News & Observer reports Chatham County Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones has ordered Young and his wife, Cheri, jailed up to 75 days.

Jones believes Andrew Young lied about how many copies of the sordid John and Rielle sex tape exist, as well as how many people have viewed that nastiness.

"There were things told to the court, under oath, in affidavits, in testimony that turned out to be inaccurate," the judge said, laying the smack down on Young.

Young, whose best-seller The Politician outlines his role in helping orchestrate and cover up Edwards' affair and love child with Rielle Hunter, said he found the John Edwards sex tape while cleaning out an house she lived in during the affair?

He said another copy of the sex tape was handed over to the FBI for its ongoing investigation into John Edwards alleged theft of PAC funds to pay off Rielle.

A grand jury indictment of Edwards is said to be imminent by some sources. Hunter, claiming theft of personal property, has also gone after Young in court.

Some suspect that the legal assault being waged by Hunter may be masterminded by a certain shrewd former trial lawyer behind the scenes - John Edwards.

John and Rielle teaming up? Wouldn't that be ironic.

Rielle Hunter and Quinn

John Edwards, his weird mistress and their lovely daughter.

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Rozlyn Papa may like to get down and dirty with producers on The Bachelor, but it doesn't look like she stars in any adult films, professional or amateur.

The alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape that went live yesterday  may look like her, but the blonde shown "is clearly not her," her rep, Stacie Vanchieri, says.

"I've seen the tape," she continues. "Anyone who has met her once would know it's not her. The woman has a different body, hands, face, everything."

Anyone who has had Rozlyn affixed to ... never mind.

Not that anyone on the staff at THG watched it, but the chick looks far more flat chested than the voluptuous, exiled, wannabe Jake Pavelka trophy wife.

Rozlyn Papa can be called many things. A sex tape star? Not one of them.

"The woman looks directly into the camera; it's definitely not Rozlyn," Vanchieri adds. "The tape looks like it was done as porn to be sold, not a private moment captured on tape ... It so clearly seems someone is trying to ruin her."

Ridiculous as it sounds that somebody would try to "ruin" Rozlyn Freaking Papa of all people, someone is at least trying to cash in on her name. It's unlikely the site posting the alleged tape of her, pornhub.com, made an honest mistake.

After all, Papa's lawyer claims he has ID'd the clip as a scene from the 2004 classic Pole Position: Lex POV, directed by renowned star Lexington Steele.

We don't know what's funnier:

  • That a movie is called Pole Position
  • That someone tried to pass off a clip as Rozlyn Papa
  • That her lawyer billed $250 an hour to research porn
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The Bachelor hopeful Rozlyn Papa got pimp-slapped by Chris Harrison on the "Women Tell All" reunion special for her alleged affair with one of the show's producers.

Looks like she gets slapped in a very different way in her free time. The alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape, which we told you about last month, has found its way online.

The short tape, which has been posted by Pornhub.com, features a woman certainly resembling the 28-year-old model "performing a sex act on a sizable gentleman."

Well, that rules out that it's Jake Pavelka on the receiving end ... right? Up top!

Of course, The Bachelor finale also ended with someone on their knees ... eh?

Jake Pavelka and Rozlyn Papa

Didn't I see you on Pornhub.com?

Rozlyn's rep previously said she has "no knowledge of any tape." But can anyone take what Rozlyn says at face value? More importantly, does anyone care anymore?

Now a Vienna Girardi sex tape, that would be a different story. You know there's one out there, and Us Weekly is waiting to release it at just the right moment.

Give it time. Give. It. Time.

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If you thought the Rozlyn Papa sex tape scandal was the most unexpected story in the adult genre today, wait 'til you read this N.Y. Daily News item on 50 Cent.

Lastonia Leviston claims the rapper posted her personal sex tape online, dubbed in his own commentary and spliced himself into the action in various costumes.

She filed papers in Manhattan Supreme Court saying that she and Maurice Murray "videotaped themselves engaging in sexually explicit activities" in June 2008.

Leviston claims she requested Murray destroy the tape and that he agreed, but he allegedly "transferred or sold" it to 50 Cent instead for reasons unknown.

"Ooh, she grindin', is she a grinder?" 50 says while a lingerie-clad Lastonia Leviston romps around on a leather couch with a man whose face is blurred out.

This is 50

50 Cent - who takes on the "Pimpin' Curly" persona in the video (above) - is accused of having posted the raunchy, 13-minute sex tape on several websites.

The reason? Beef with rival rapper Rick Ross, obviously. He refers to the girl in the X-rated video as a "nasty b----" and describes her as Ross' baby mama.

"Ricky don't know how to do that!" Fiddy taunts after a man in red boxer shorts (presumably Murray) bends over Leviston and begins "smackin' dat a$$."

Ross and 50 have a long-running dispute in which they've dissed each other in videos and songs. In the sex tape, he mocks the size of Ross's manhood.

"Yeah man, nice little slut!" the rapper says, quite originally.

Leviston, who wears little more than heels and lingerie during the sex tape, is seeking damages for emotional distress and unauthorized use of her image.

Hey, all's well in hip-hop beefs. As long as he left Shaniqua Tompkins out of this. We don't need any more restraining orders or houses burned down.

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