Sex Tapes

You can see a partially nude Kim Kardashian in a new ad campaign.

But you can soon see an entirely nude Kim Kardashian in an upcoming sex tape.

Not only does the rumored, recorded romp in the sack exist - but the BFF of Paris HIlton is about to be unleashed on DVD in all her naked glory.

Get your credit cards ready, fellas.

Vivid Entertainment will announce this morning that it has obtained the tape, while coming (no pun intended!) to an agreement with the parties involved to market and sell it. As TMZ first reported, the sex tape, made by Kim's ex-boyfriend Ray J (brother of Brandy), features certain explicit water sports, as well as other raunchy activities.

Reportedly, the DVD will be entitled "Kim Kardashian Superstar" and will be in stores by Feb. 28, with additional footage on kimksuperstar.com.

Once we get our hands on it, the Hollywood Gossip staff will report back with a comparison between this and the Keeley Hazell sex tape.

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The story floating around the Internet this week might make a person feel bad for Paris Hilton, but that implies two things:

• You would ever feel bad for that waste Paris Hilton.
• This is not a complete load of crap.

The horrible heiress claims that because she forgot to pay a $208 fee to a storage facility, the company sold her belongings. Which just happened to include sex tapes, nude pics showing hard core girl on girl action, personal diaries, etc.

Now this would be a crazy invasion of privacy, but you can't really believe Stavros Niarchos' girlfriend isn't 100 percent behind it. Consider the following points:

1. Multimillionaires with mansions do not need storage facilities.
2. Even if they did, Paris wouldn't store her f*%king diary and pictures in it.
3. Her only claim to fame is being a slut, therefore the release of new sex videos and raunchy, possibly nude pics at this time is a logical progression.

Case closed. This is no different from the original Paris Hilton sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, which she was "not behind" but still made money off of. Skank.

Anyway, here's a picture of Paris Hilton's breasts on a boat with Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild. There's a match made in heaven right there. As for Paris Hilton's pussy, we haven't seen that piece - but there's no doubt it's in one of the videos "stolen" from her.

In a previous post, we wrote the following headline: Kim Kardashian sex tape rumors make the rounds.

Looks like we can cross out the word rumors now, readers. There we go.

In a conversation with TMZ, Kardashian claims that she has nothing to do with the sale of a raunchy sex tape ... but doesn't deny its existence. And that's good enough for us to count it as fact.

"There is no tape being shopped" Kim said. "Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me."

Ray J, of course, is Brandy's brother and Kardashian's ex. They reportedly made a tape during their relationship that is being shopped to several adult video companies. Somehow, David Hans Schmidt does not seem to be involved.

One source, who has seen the tape, claims it features oral sex and water sports.

We wonder if this makes it any different than the Keeley Hazell sex tape.

Kardashian claims that word of the sex tape first spread after Ray J left a note on her MySpace page saying:

"Let's show the world our sex tape."

That does pretty much sum it up, yes.

Kim's best friend, Paris Hilton, really got this whole celebrity sex tape thing started a few years ago.

Can you blame Kardashian for wanting to keep up?

We certainly can't.

Keeley Hazell is a British model who has a role in the movie, Cashback.

The part she plays? "Naked girl."

So it doesn't exactly come as a shock that this 20-year old vixen stars in the latest celebrity sex tape.

The only real shocker here?

That Dustin Diamond wasn't prominently involved.

From what The Hollywood Gossip can gather, neither was sex tape purveyor, David Hans Schmidt.

He probably wishses he were, however, as Hazell is popular in Britain and - after Americans get a glimpse of her talents in this video - will soon be in the States, as well.

As popular as a Britney Spears sex tape? Of course not.

But that's a standard not even Keeley Hazell can live up to.

Ah, Screech. He's not only a sick f**k, but a liar.

The Gossip has officially learned what it has been saying all along - that the release of the infamous Dustin Diamond sex video was no accident after all. Zoinks!

In shocking news, the man known best as Screech Powers now confesses to Details magazine that he was in on the release of the now-infamous sex video from the start.

While he did not mention whether there is a "package double" on the tape, Diamond says in the interview that someone was threatening to let the Screech sex tape (Saved By The Smell?) loose, so he called up Red Light District and struck a deal with them to beat the "sleaze guy" to the punch and make some money.

"We backdoored them," he said, pun possibly not intended.

So much for his war of words with celebrity porn broker David Hans Schmidt, the so-called "sleaze" who got his hands on the tape and has maintained that Screech was in on it from the get-go.

We could have told you that. Known for integrity and candor, David Hans Schmidt has shown himself to be a gentleman and a true professional. If he's not the personification of the American Dream, we don't know who is.

In any case, the Dirty Sanchez distributor is going to be an amateur porn star before you know it. Eat your heart out, Mary Carey.

Yes, that's right. Dustin Diamond is back in the news regarding his infamous sex video, which we first learned of last fall.

The Saved by The Bell alum said recently on The Dr. Keith Ablow Show that he unsuccessfully tried to stop the video from being distributed.

The Dustin Diamond sex tape, says its star, shows him cavorting with (and performing lewd acts upon) two young women, but it was just a dare from some poker buddies, and never was intended to get out.

Sure thing, says the tape's owner, David Hans Schmidt, who got his hands on the thing shortly thereafter. Singing a different tune, David Hans says the alleged comedian known as Screech was "in on this deal from the start."

What's more, Schmidt said that he's not even sure that it's all Diamond - at least where it counts - in the graphic sex video.

"You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot," said Schmidt, the celebrity sex tape broker who added that he might sue if Diamond is indeed misrepresenting himself.

One possible theory: It's Mario Lopez on the tape, not Diamond!

But anyway, don't go filing that lawsuit just yet, David Hans Schmidt. Diamond's girlfriend - really, he has one, and it's not Lisa Turtle - tells the New York Daily News that she can vouch for the package.

Who knew that more Screech sex tape controversy would arise. At least we know those nude Britney Spears pictures from last month are the real deal.

Back from Australia (where she snuggled openly with boyfriend Stavros Niarchos), the disgusting Paris Hilton and her BFF, Kim Kardashian turn their attention to the night's star attraction, pop star Justin Timberlake, at the Alpha Dog after-party in Hollywood.

Given the recent rumors of a possible Kim Kardashian sex tape surfacing, T.H. Gossip can only imagine what they were talking about...

Well, maybe not. But regardless, it's good to see that Paris is back on speaking terms with Kim Kardashian. KK was apparently pissed when Paris ditched her for Timberlake's ex, Britney Spears. Oh, the good old days.

As for the sex tape, we don't know if it's real, but three things are for certain:

1. If Paris and Kim did proposition Timberlake like this, there's no way he'd go for it - regardless of whether he and Cameron Diaz are still on.
2. If it is legit, David Hans Schmidt will get his hands on that thing.
3. Either way, this story isn't nearly as funny as that of one celebrity porn tape that is real - the Dustin Diamond sex tape.

The concept of a Jessica Simpson sex tape streaming live over the Internets is enough to millions upon millions of men excited (sick bastards). Not to mention add to the already considerable wealth of celebrity porn broker god David Hans Schmidt.

But it's Jessica herself who's getting the most riled up. As she said when the story broke yesterday, she's upset that the terms "Jessica Simpson" and "sex tape" are being used in the same sentence. Is that because she's just offended at the thought, or because it's real, it's raw, and it's kinky -- and she's petrified it'll actually get out?!

 

Eh? Probably the former. We doubt very much that a Jessica Simpson sex tape exists, not unlike the rumored Britney Spears sex tape of weeks past. But if there were a tape of Jessica being railed six ways from Tuesday by her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, and it were in the hands of a sketchy celebrity skin slinger, she probably would react in this manner. Wouldn't you?

First, there was the Paris Hilton sex tape. Yech.

Then, the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yikes.

Finally, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape.

Yippee.

Now comes perhaps the sex tape possibility to end all sex tape possibilities:

Jessica Simpson is reportedly reeling over talk that a certain video is about to be leaked onto the Internet.

In the alleged X-rated romp, Jessica is seen engaging in a number of acts with then-husband Nick Lachey that would make even Crazy Joe Simpson blush.

In other words: please make this be real! T.H. Gossip can't handle being teased like this again.

On second thought, sure we can. But we still hope this is legit. A source reportedly close to the couple told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper:

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

Except when she cheated on Nick with Bam Margera, that is.

According to reports, the tape does exist and has no doubt fallen into the dirty clutches of David Hans Schmidt.

How the heck did that guy get his job?

Kevin Federline is denying reports that he is trying to extort money from estranged wife Britney Spears by releasing a video of him making filthy, endless, white-trash love to her.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence," Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

"It goes without saying that stories of Kevin trying to sell a sex video are patently false and anyone who reports they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

On November 12, the News of the World reported that Federline, who is seeking spousal support and custody of his two sons with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James, was trying to sell the alleged tape and had already been offered nearly $50 million.

Numerous sources also reported that David Hans Schmidt, the legendary celebrity sex tape distributor, was in contact with the alleged seller. It sure has been a crazy two weeks since Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed back on November 7, officially pulling the plug after two years of crappy marriage.

The statement from Federline's attorney continues:

"It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

You got it, Mark Vincent Kaplan. We will stick to the facts from now on, at your request. Here are a couple of things we know for sure:

1. There is no Britney Spears sex tape.
2. Kevin Federline is the biggest loser alive.
3. But less offensive than Michael Richards.