If only, random IMAX movie theater. If only...
With this summer set to be the lowest-grossing summer in the recent history of cinema, at least one theater has found a way to draw in attendees: is anyone interested in seeing a Transformers Sex Tape?!?
Perhaps the only amateur porn that would rake in more money than the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, we're sorry to report that a Transformers Sex Tape does not actually exist.
But the new Transformers movie does. And so does the terribly reviewed Sex Tape.
Put them together and you get our favorite marquee of the year:
Pretty classic stuff. The real question, of course, is this:
Would you watch a Transformers Sex Tape?
However you feel about Transformers hypothetically getting freaky on film, check out some other names that read differently when put together ...