The Courtney Stodden sex tape almost came prematurely ... to the Internet. Hackers immediately tried to pilfer the self-pleasure-fest from Vivid.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, to some) their cyber attack failed harder than Doug Hutchison gets after he ... sorry. We'll show ourselves out.

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Just when we felt the celebrity sex tape well had at last run dry, along came (see what we did there?!) Courtney Stodden's self-pleasing effort.

NOTE: We never really believed it had run dry, but it's been awhile since we saw one of these ... and really, it's about time, are we right pervs?!

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