During a recent trip to MTV's Total Request Live, Hellboy II star Selma Blair was spotted wearing... this.
We're not even sure what to call the contraption. But we do know the celebrity fashion police better respond immediately because there are some serious laws of decency being broken below...
Oh, that's Selma Blair in between them. Somehow she snuck in there. We're mostly concerned with The Hills' Lauren Conrad and aspiring actress Rumer Willis, though. Both of them added multiple inches to their hair in the past week with super-straight hair extensions. Do you dig it or not?
Hollywood hair extensions: Hit or miss?
So maybe a nude Winona Ryder picture isn't your style. After all, the actress did steal stuff once.
But what about Selma Blair? The Cruel Intentions co-star hos joined Ryder, and a slew of celebrities, in a new Marc Jacobs line that supports the NYU School of Medicine's Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.
In other words: they fight skin cancer.
Blair doesn't look to thrilled, does she? Perhaps that's because - despite not being ugly by any means - Selma is aware that she doesn't exactly compare to a nude Jessica Simpson picture.
Not that we have one of those. Sorry for the tease, fellas.
