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Perhaps more so than anyone else on the planet, Kendall and Kylie Jenner know selfies.

Kylie's Instagram page may be the most inappropriate on the web. Her older sister, on the other hand, is of legal age and officially a working model so when Kendall posts a topless photo of herself... we guess it's okay.

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

In any event, the two teens have a combined 20 million (!) Instagram followers between them, meaning that if you want advice on how to win fans and influence people without cultivating any sort of actual talent, then these two are your gurus.

Fortunately, the sisters made like a pair of drunken magicians and shared their tricks with the world in a recent interview. Watch and be amazed:

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It's been 23 years since Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis drove off a cliff and into the hearts of movie goers everywhere in Thelma & Louise.

But the costars remember that iconic film like it was yesterday... and now they're making sure Internet users do as well.

"Inventors of the #selfie at it again. #ThelmaAndLouise," Sarandon Tweeted Thursday alongside dual pictures of her posing for a selfie with Davis.

Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis Selifie

It’s true: The veteran stars really did snap the first-ever famous selfie back in 1991, with Sarandon's Louise in her signature driving scarf and Davis’ Thelma sporting memorable red curls.

Each earned a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her role in the movie, which also introduced the world to a shirtless Brad Pitt.

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Well, you can't win 'em all.

If rumors are to be believed Katy Perry is dating Robert Pattinson. She also just became the first celebrity to cover Cosmopolitan magazine in 62 different countries.

Needless, to say KP is on a roll. Or at least she was until today.

Katy Perry: Bleached Eyebrows

We're guessing by this point you've slammed your laptop shut or thrown your phone, but allow us to explain, anyway:

Actually, we can't. There is not explanation for this other than Katy apparently thought it would be a good ides to bleach her eyebrows, twist her hair into little knots like Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black...and take a selfie.

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When '90s grunge and R&B collide ... you get an epically random but awesome selfie of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey, who hung out in Cannes, France.

The rock star, 49, and pop diva, 44, found time to gush over each other while attending the Clear Channel Media dinner at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc.

"Love u @MariahCarey xxx," Courtney Love wrote via Instagram.

Carey retweeted the frame-worthy picture and replied: "x0x0."

Courtney Love, Mariah Carey

Wednesday, the Hole frontwoman was interviewed at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity during the Legends of Music Seminar event.

Carey, meanwhile, just released her new album Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse ... and tried to pass off a Mariah Carey selfie from 1997 as a current shot.

No word on whether Love and Carey would ever collaborate musically, but that would be a can't-miss video on YouTube if ever there were one.

In the meantime, add them to our classic celebrity selfies gallery:

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Demi Lovato doesn't just love her butt.

The singer is also a big fan of the makeup-free selfie, posting as many of these types of photos as any celebrity out there.

And Demi was at it again yesterday, unveiling an extreme close-up of her freckles on Twitter, while also giving followers a look at her sleek bikini body.

“Getting fit is my new hobby and I love it!!” Lovato wrote as a caption to yet another selfie this week, one of her glistening in sweat at the gym.

Lovato, whose celebrity porn star name would be "Kara Jammer," says she's now "so ready for this summer" after having worked out for so many weeks... and it shows!

Click around some of the star's most recent selfies, including all three from yesterday, below:

Demi Lovato, Makeup-Free
This is an extreme close up of Demi Lovato and her freckles. The singer isn't hiding behind any makeup.

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Tila Tequila really is pregnant, folks.

Start rationing those canned goods for the coming Apocalypse.

The formerly troubled reality star posted a new selfie to Instagram last night, revealing both her baby bump and some serious underboob while apparently at work.

"A pregnant woman's body is a beautiful thing!" Tila wrote as a caption. "You should never be ashamed of such a blessing! I'm just here working in my office on my new website, and my jean shorts busted open since I'm now growing at a rapid rate!"

Tila Tequila Baby Bump, Boobs

Tequila is expecting the child of someone named Thomas Paxton Whitaker, someone with whom she is decidedly NOT getting along.

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On Sunday, Kendall Jenner went underwear-free while hosting the MuchMusic Video Awards.

It was an unexpected fashion choice for Kendall, and showed a side of the up-and-coming model that we've never seen before. Namely, her crotch.

Always looking to outdo herself, Jenner followed that up with a topless Instagram selfie:

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie

Yes, yes... we've seen Kendall Jenner topless before, but does that mean we should stop celebrating it? Just because Christmas comes every year, does that make it any less special?

Besides, Kendall is mixing things up here.

This one is a bit more artsy than the usual naked selfie. It's as if she saying, "Yes, I'm turning myself into a vapid sex object. But I'm a vapid sex object with feelings."

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With two kids, a husband, and a new album to promote, Mariah Carey has a lot on her plate these days.

In fact, the singer is apparently so stressed that she thinks it's 1997:

Mariah Carey Fake Selfie

That's a photo that Mariah tweeted over the weekend with a caption reading, "quality time with #dembabies..so much happiness!!"

It's lovely photo and an even lovelier sentiment. The only problem is that the pic was taken about 14 years before Dem Babies were born. 

Mariah has aged so well, that she might have actually gotten away with re-posting a photo from the Clinton years, were it not for eagle-eyed fans who recognized the image from an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show:

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Miley Cyrus doesn't just talk the talk.

She walks the walk... by standing still and wearing VERY little clothing.

The singer, a major player in the anti-censorship free the nipple campaign, posted a revealing photo to Instagram over the weekend, snapping a selfie that leaves little to the imagination and writing as a caption to the image:

preshoweralfalfaselfielife.

Miley Cyrus, Topless Again

Unlike Kendall Jenner's underwear-free look at last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Canada, Miley is only wearing underwear in this picture.

And thank goodness for that at least.

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We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but most readers will never wake up alongside Justin Bieber.

Still, that doesn't mean you can't see what the singer looks like in the morning, thanks to a new Instagram photo just posted by the superstar.

"I got that sleep I was looking for," Bieber Tweeted along with the following shot, perhaps making a subtle reference to the DUI plea bargain he has reportedly reached.

Bieber in Bed

It means Bieber will not serve any jail time or be placed on probation.

Those are both worthy reasons to sleep well in our minds.

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