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Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are currently on their honeymoon and you know what that means!

Time for a lot of sex selfie snapping!

The gorgeous couple, who got married in mid-July in Mexico, are on vacation in South Africa, but found time yesterday to pose for their first selfie as newlyweds.

It features the Maroon 5 frontman wearing a Hawaiian-print shirt, blue bandana and aviators, while the Victoria's Secret model is chilling in a white t-shirt, black sun hat and retro sunglasses.

"There is a strong situation going on here," Levine captioned the photo.

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Selfie

We're not sure what that means.

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Lindsay Lohan bikini photos have been all over the Internet recently, and like the ongoing Ebola crisis in Africa, it seems there's nothing we can do about them. 

But while early victims of the outbreak reported booze belly and saggy side boob sightings that seemed to signify the end of our species, the more recently afflicted seem less devastated and more confused.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie

Those who have set eyes upon the photo above, for example, can't believe what they see.

Where are the billions of freckles? The prominent booze belly? The overwhelming sense of sadness that comes from seeing a once-hot 28-year-old stricken with Betty Whit boobs?

There's only one possible explanation for this: Lindsay made a deal with the Devil and he taught her to use Photoshop. She really should've just asked for a new body.

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Back in the day, Jessica Simpson and her younger, dark-haired wannabe rocker sister Ashlee didn't seem like they had all that much in common.

No longer. In this selfie, Jessica, 34, and Ashlee, 29, could pass for twins!

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Photograph

“Sunset with @missbananahammock / @ashleesimpsonofficial #SISTERS #NOFILTER,” Jess captioned the Instagram photo of the cute siblings.

With matching duck faces and minimal makeup, the sisters have always been close - but are literally so in this case. In during Jessica's wedding in July.

Ashlee stood beside her sister at the altar as Jess' maid of honor.

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson married after welcoming two kids - daughter Maxwell, 2, and son Ace, 13 months - in as many years while they were engaged.

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Yesterday, the world caught an unwelcome eyeful of Lindsay Lohan's side boob.

If you're afraid to click that link (and who could blame you?) just picture two freckly fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Since Googling herself is Lindsay's only hobby that doesn't start with "C" and end with "-ocaine," she clearly saw the photo and was as traumatized as the rest of us by the sight of two depressing Golden Girl breasts oozing out of the side of her ill-fitting wetsuit.

So today, Lindsay did what any delusional narcissist would do and posted a sort of side boob rebuttal:

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Selfie

Yes, it was a smarter idea that the infamous "Lohan underwear and champagne selfie" but it still didn't work out quite as she'd planned.

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Justin Bieber has finally found someone who doesn't hate him.

The singer, who isn't very popular these days following his confrontation with Orlando Bloom, continued his vacation in Ibiza yesterday without incident.

But with a new Instagram photo, as Justin snapped a selfie alongside Australian model Shanina Shaik. Before you get any ideas, however...

"Me and the beautiful @ShaninaMShaik and don’t even start with dating rumors," Bieber wrote as a caption.

Shanina Shaik and Justin Bieber

Okay. Fair enough. How about some Friends with Benefits rumors?

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Kim Kardashian has managed to post two revealing photos in one.

The reality star, who allegedly took 1,200 selfies in Thailand, unveiled a makeup-free self-portrait on Instagram today and included with it a shot of sister Kendall Jenner topless.

"LOVE @kendalljenner on the cover of LOVE," Kim wrote as a caption, showing off Jenner's latest magazine spread.

Kim Kardashian, No Makeup Pic

Is it weird for one sibling to be flaunting the picture of another sibling half-naked? Yes.

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It's no secret that Kim Kardashian enjoys taking photos that highlight her best assets, but you may be surprised by just how much time Kim spends snapping selfies.

A recently leaked deleted scene from Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians reveals that Kim had a goal for her recent family vacation to Thailand:

Snap 1,200 selfies for her Instagram followers.

Yes, if you've noticed there have been even more Kim Kardashan bikini photos online than usual, now you know why.

But don't worry, it's not all for sheer vanity - Kim is apparently working on some sort of selfie photo album to be sold to her fans.

Sure, that's basically the very definition of a vanity project, but this is Kim we're talking about.

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Kim Zolciak took a break from drinking her placenta this week to show off her impressive bikini body.

Posting a pair of selfies on Instagram, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta wrote that she’s been the same size her entire life, adding that she’s “#grateful” for her “#curvalicious” body, which has been through SIX births.

  • Kim Zolciak Bikini Selfie
  • Kim Zolciak Bikini Image

The star is mom to twins Kaia and Kane, 8 months, Kroy Jr., 3, Kash, 23 months, Ariana, 13, and Brielle, 17.

Yes, that is four children under the age of four.

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The first glimpse of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman may have dominated the headlines, but truly this year's Comic Con belonged to Game of Thrones.

First, we had George R.R. Martin's Khaleesi photo which proved once and for all that the sick mind behind the Red Wedding actually does have a sense of humor.

That was topped the next day by Martin's weenies vs. boobies discussion, which was every bit as amazing as it sounds.

When they're fondly reflecting on Comic Con 2014, however, we think there's one moment that will leap to the mind of every GoT obsessive. Fortunately, for us, it was caught on camera:

Game of Thrones Cosplay Selfie

Yes, that's an estimated 47 convention-goers in Westerosi garb. There's a lot to love here, but we think the prize for most convincing cosplay goes to the Arya Stark in the lower left corner.

Seriously, is that actually Maisie Williams?!

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If there's one thing James Franco knows, it's ... well... a lot of things.

The guy is an actor, an author, a poet, a graduate school student, sort of a sketchball, possibly a Lindsay Lohan sex partner and most definitely a major selfie taker.

Sometimes, however, selfies snapped by fans of the actor (especially those who posed alongside Franco during his Broadway run in Of Mice and Men) don't come out well - but Franco wants you to know this isn't his fault.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show yesterday, the former Academy Awards host taught Jimmy Fallon a few lessons about taking a proper selfie, pointing out where so many people go so very wrong.

Grab a pen and paper and prepare to take notes as you watch this important clip now:

A lesson NOT covered by Franco? Be sure lightning isn't about to hit the beach just as you set up your phone.

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