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Kylie Jenner has sent a very important message to young women around the world with her latest Instagram photo:

No one cares about your face. Only your cleavage and your body matter!

How else does interpret Kylie's new selfie, which focuses solely on her svelte stomach and 16-year old breasts?

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star wrote "tan twime" as the caption, reminding followers of just how difficult she has it on a daily basis.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Body

Last week, Kylie posted a sad selfie and wondered online if there's "more to life."

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Kylie Jenner is back in the news for another selfie, but not because she's flaunting her underage cleavage or sparking plastic surgery rumors this time.

She's a complicated girl with emotional depth, okay? Not just some object to drool over or wonder just how the heck a 16-year-old possibly looks like ...

Anyway. Kylie posted this sad face selfie on Instagram, which the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star kaptioned, "I know there's more to life."

Kylie Jenner Sad Selfie

Deep stuff from Kylie. But to what could she be referring?

Is there trouble in paradise on the romantic front? Specifically issues with quasi-boyfriend Jaden Smith, who was recently spotted hugging another girl?

Maybe she's as shocked as we are at the Kim Kardashian nip slip that somehow hasn't been taken down and totally stole her social media thunder?

Or might she be engulfed in a broader existential crisis?

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Perhaps more so than anyone else on the planet, Kendall and Kylie Jenner know selfies.

Kylie's Instagram page may be the most inappropriate on the web. Her older sister, on the other hand, is of legal age and officially a working model so when Kendall posts a topless photo of herself... we guess it's okay.

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

In any event, the two teens have a combined 20 million (!) Instagram followers between them, meaning that if you want advice on how to win fans and influence people without cultivating any sort of actual talent, then these two are your gurus.

Fortunately, the sisters made like a pair of drunken magicians and shared their tricks with the world in a recent interview. Watch and be amazed:

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It's been 23 years since Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis drove off a cliff and into the hearts of movie goers everywhere in Thelma & Louise.

But the costars remember that iconic film like it was yesterday... and now they're making sure Internet users do as well.

"Inventors of the #selfie at it again. #ThelmaAndLouise," Sarandon Tweeted Thursday alongside dual pictures of her posing for a selfie with Davis.

Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis Selifie

It’s true: The veteran stars really did snap the first-ever famous selfie back in 1991, with Sarandon's Louise in her signature driving scarf and Davis’ Thelma sporting memorable red curls.

Each earned a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her role in the movie, which also introduced the world to a shirtless Brad Pitt.

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Well, you can't win 'em all.

If rumors are to be believed Katy Perry is dating Robert Pattinson. She also just became the first celebrity to cover Cosmopolitan magazine in 62 different countries.

Needless, to say KP is on a roll. Or at least she was until today.

Katy Perry: Bleached Eyebrows

We're guessing by this point you've slammed your laptop shut or thrown your phone, but allow us to explain, anyway:

Actually, we can't. There is not explanation for this other than Katy apparently thought it would be a good ides to bleach her eyebrows, twist her hair into little knots like Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black...and take a selfie.

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When '90s grunge and R&B collide ... you get an epically random but awesome selfie of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey, who hung out in Cannes, France.

The rock star, 49, and pop diva, 44, found time to gush over each other while attending the Clear Channel Media dinner at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc.

"Love u @MariahCarey xxx," Courtney Love wrote via Instagram.

Carey retweeted the frame-worthy picture and replied: "x0x0."

Courtney Love, Mariah Carey

Wednesday, the Hole frontwoman was interviewed at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity during the Legends of Music Seminar event.

Carey, meanwhile, just released her new album Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse ... and tried to pass off a Mariah Carey selfie from 1997 as a current shot.

No word on whether Love and Carey would ever collaborate musically, but that would be a can't-miss video on YouTube if ever there were one.

In the meantime, add them to our classic celebrity selfies gallery:

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Demi Lovato doesn't just love her butt.

The singer is also a big fan of the makeup-free selfie, posting as many of these types of photos as any celebrity out there.

And Demi was at it again yesterday, unveiling an extreme close-up of her freckles on Twitter, while also giving followers a look at her sleek bikini body.

“Getting fit is my new hobby and I love it!!” Lovato wrote as a caption to yet another selfie this week, one of her glistening in sweat at the gym.

Lovato, whose celebrity porn star name would be "Kara Jammer," says she's now "so ready for this summer" after having worked out for so many weeks... and it shows!

Click around some of the star's most recent selfies, including all three from yesterday, below:

Demi Lovato, Makeup-Free
This is an extreme close up of Demi Lovato and her freckles. The singer isn't hiding behind any makeup.

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Tila Tequila really is pregnant, folks.

Start rationing those canned goods for the coming Apocalypse.

The formerly troubled reality star posted a new selfie to Instagram last night, revealing both her baby bump and some serious underboob while apparently at work.

"A pregnant woman's body is a beautiful thing!" Tila wrote as a caption. "You should never be ashamed of such a blessing! I'm just here working in my office on my new website, and my jean shorts busted open since I'm now growing at a rapid rate!"

Tila Tequila Baby Bump, Boobs

Tequila is expecting the child of someone named Thomas Paxton Whitaker, someone with whom she is decidedly NOT getting along.

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On Sunday, Kendall Jenner went underwear-free while hosting the MuchMusic Video Awards.

It was an unexpected fashion choice for Kendall, and showed a side of the up-and-coming model that we've never seen before. Namely, her crotch.

Always looking to outdo herself, Jenner followed that up with a topless Instagram selfie:

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie

Yes, yes... we've seen Kendall Jenner topless before, but does that mean we should stop celebrating it? Just because Christmas comes every year, does that make it any less special?

Besides, Kendall is mixing things up here.

This one is a bit more artsy than the usual naked selfie. It's as if she saying, "Yes, I'm turning myself into a vapid sex object. But I'm a vapid sex object with feelings."

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With two kids, a husband, and a new album to promote, Mariah Carey has a lot on her plate these days.

In fact, the singer is apparently so stressed that she thinks it's 1997:

Mariah Carey Fake Selfie

That's a photo that Mariah tweeted over the weekend with a caption reading, "quality time with #dembabies..so much happiness!!"

It's lovely photo and an even lovelier sentiment. The only problem is that the pic was taken about 14 years before Dem Babies were born. 

Mariah has aged so well, that she might have actually gotten away with re-posting a photo from the Clinton years, were it not for eagle-eyed fans who recognized the image from an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show:

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