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Owner of perhaps the world's most famous cleavage, Katy Perry portrayed the owner of the world's most famous backsides last night in Pippa Middleton.

The #1 pop hit maker hosted NBC's Saturday Night Live, playing herself, Christina Aguilera, a Japanese wannabe and Kate Middleton's sister in various sketches.

In a nod to the many Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors of late, the Queen (played by Fred Armisen) demanded Prince William's wife get knocked up ASAP.

Enter the faux Pippa Middleton, who went toe-to-toe with Her Majesty in a ridiculous cockney accent. Give Katy credit for trying if nothing else. Peep it:

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Saturday Night Live went political last weekend with a faux Republican debate, seating the candidates - as was the case in the last real debate - in order of poll numbers.

Only bottom-feeder Rick Santorum was banished to a local gay bar instead of the debate table where contenders Herman Cain, Mitt Romney et al., were seated.

Needless to say, that did not go over well with the homophobe.

The cuts to SNL's faux Santorum (played by Andy Samberg) were funny due to his expressions, but more so due to their infrequency. Dude is just irrelevant now.

Andy Samberg as Rick Santorum

The decision to stick Rick in a gay bar of all places no doubt stems from his views on the LGBT community and the fact that he recently got so pissed at Google.

Santorum, in response, feels like he's being singled out for having strong views on "traditional marriage" a.k.a. despising homosexuals and all they stand for.

Really, though, what make the skit was Rick's declining importance. The lack of attention they paid Samberg reflected his 1-3 percent poll average brilliantly.

Santorum's comeback is posted below you care what he has to say, which you likely don't. That's the point. Time to back up the bus and head home, man.

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It will be a November to remember on Saturday Night Live, that appears certain.

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The iconic sketch comedy program will be on hiatus until the fifth of next month, but NBC announced its upcoming hosts/musical acts today as follows:

  • November 5: Charlie Day/Maroon 5
  • November 12: Emma Stone/Coldplay
  • November 19: Jason Segal/Florence + the Machine

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We cannot wait to sample Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls.

The ice cream company has come out with a flavor that immortalizes one of the funniest skits in Saturday Night Live history, one you can view HERE.

Schweddy Balls

The flavor features Fair Trade vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum. It is loaded with fudge-covered rum balls and milk chocolate malt balls and it makes Alec Baldwin a very happy man. Says the hilarious actor/star of the skit:

“For a long time, I thought that ‘Here Lies Pete Schweddy’ would end up on my tombstone. Now, thanks to Ben & Jerry’s, the goodness of the Schweddy family recipe won’t go with me to the great beyond.”

Baldwin will return to host the September 24 season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

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A set of Schwetty Balls is coming to Saturday Night Live this fall.

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the show's 37th season premiere, though no date has been set yet for the episode. He'll be followed by Emmy nominee and Bridesmaids scene-stealer Melissa McCarthy the following week.

This appearance will mark Baldwin's record-setting 16th time as host. He last appeared on the May 2010 finale. The guy is ridiculously hilarious.

SNL producer Lorne Michaels also confirmed to Bill Carter of The New York Times that the entire cast will return for the new season.

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When her performances on SNL last night, Lady Gaga almost made her three-way with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg feel like an afterthought.

The singer emerged from an egg yet again, only this time while donning a black latex pregnancy belly (really), then giving birth on stage (yes, really)!

All in the name of a stirring (for better or worse) rendition of “Born This Way.” She also performed her two latest hits, "Edge of Glory" and "Judas."

That effort was less dramatic, though the clothes were almost as wacky, what with the gold headpiece, bejeweled bodysuit and all. Vintage Gaga.

Here are both of her bizarre, but thoroughly entertaining efforts from the season finale, not surprisingly the NBC stalwart's highest-rated all year:

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For the third, hilarious time, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg went and penned a musical tale about their sexual shenanigans on Saturday Night Live.

Last night, with Timberlake hosting the 36th season finale, the pair revealed the latest product of their collaboration, "Three-Way (the Golden Rule)."

You can guess what it's about, and the third person involved was none other than the episode's musical guest, Lady Gaga. It's pretty outstanding.

Maybe not the caliber of "D!ck in a box" or "Motherlover," but close.

Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson were also back as the guys' mothers. Learn what the "Golden Rule" is and watch the NSFW awesomeness below:

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We have four words for you: Jon Hamm in tights.

That's really all readers should need to know in order to play the following video, which is a hilarious, live action version of the classic Saturday Night Live series The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

This one features Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Ed Helms, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell. There's a penis mobile, there's some major dry humping action and, well, there's Jon Hamm in tights. Seriously. Watch now.

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Michael Bolton joins the guys from The Lonely Island in their latest single, released in the form of an SNL Digital Short and dedicated to Jack Sparrow.

Yes, you read that right.

Even Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer can't believe Michael Bolton is singing the hook ... then gradually hijacking their entire song.

We've been laughing at Michael Bolton's Office Space quotes for years ... but who knew the real Bolton was hilarious - and such a huge Pirates fan?

Watch the (NSFW) awesomeness below:

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Saturday Night Live alum Tina Fey returned to reprise her role as Sarah Palin in a debate sketch of potential Republican presidential candidates this weekend.

Introduced as "current famous person Sarah Palin," Fey wasted no time launching into her pitch-perfect impression of the '08 GOP vice presidential nominee.

"It's so nice to be back on FOX News, a network that both pays me and shows me the questions ahead of time," Fey gushed as Palin. "I just hope tonight the lamestream media won't twist my words by repeating them verbatim."

Tina Fey and Darrell Hammond

These two make an unbeatable political team. The actors, that is.

"First, I want to acknowledge that we have finally vanquished one of the world's great villains. I for one am thrilled to say good riddance to Katie Couric!" she added.

SNL may fall flat much of the time, but political sketches like this have always been - and remain - must-watch material. Having Tina as host doesn't hurt.

While Fey was terrific, Bill Hader (as Fox News' Shepard Smith) and Darrell Hammond (reprising his role as Donald Trump) really stole the show here.

Watch it after the jump ...

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