Sarah Larson and George Clooney aren’t as perfect as they look.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last year, the beauty says her and her beefcake were glued to marathons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah told Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Sarah Larson and George Clooney love each other, reality TV.

We already know the WHAT: Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney.

And everyone can guess the WHY: because he’s a certifiable stud muffin.

But now Larson has told People Magazine the HOW and the WHEN: she met Clooney a few years ago:

“It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas's] Green Valley Ranch,” the part-time model said.

At the time, Larson worked as a cocktail server at the venue, dating someone else, never thinking she’d end up with the world’s most eligible bachelor.

Then, when Clooney arrived in Vegas for the Ocean’s 13 premiere last summer, “he heard I was working at Moon [nightclub].”

The actor tracked her down, she says, and “we hung out.”

A month later, he invited her to go to Italy.

Before you get too riled up over the following Sarah Larson bikini - and possibly sex - photos, George Clooney fans, take note:

They were taken last July, just a month after Larson met the handsome actor and before they became an official item.

Nevertheless… damn! Larson is showing some serious Antonella Barba-like action in these shots, down on all fours in one of them and getting very, very up close and personal with some dude in another.

The photos were taken in Las Vegas, where Larson was reportedly employed by club promoters as a resident “party girl” and go-go dancer, reports Star Magazine.

Hey, you’re not George Clooney! Stop having sex with Sarah Larson!

Sarah Larson is more than just a piece of arm candy for George Clooney.

The beauty is seen here modeling a one-piece bathing suit on the runway for LA Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios last night.

It was part of the Ashley Paige Fall 2008 fashion show.

Might Sarah Larson really be the woman who ends George Clooney’s reign as the World’s Most Handsome, Eligible Bachelor?

The former Fear Factor contestant has the proper mix of a nurturing soul and liberal politics to do just that, according to her serious ex-boyfriend.

Tommy McKaughn, Larson’s boyfriend of six years before they split up after college at Evergreen State, tells E! News that she was a free-spirited hippie chick, devoted to playing bongos and performing exotic dances of India.

“She’s not star struck and I bet he really likes that about her,” McKaughn said about his ex. “She was a hippie chick but high maintenance at the same time.

Sarah Larson and George Clooney pose for celebrity gossip reporters and fans.

McKaughn added that Sarah was a major grudge holder, as he forgot her birthday once, so she confiscated his Jerry Garcia CDs… three years after the fact!

We can’t see Clooney making the same mistake, however. The guy is perfect.

George Clooney may not have taken home the Academy Award for Best Actor last night, but the handsome, charitable star was obviously a winner nonetheless.

Here’s a look at him with pretty girlfriend Sarah Larson:

No, not the question. George Clooney and Sarah Larson aren’t going all Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni on us. Not yet, at least.

But the Michael Clayton star has asked his 29-year old girlfriend join him in his Hollywood Hills home. We’re guessing she can’t possibly say no to George, but the location of the house may be a problem: it’s next door to Britney Spears’!

A source close to the actor said:

“Sarah is always with George anyway, so it just makes sense. Plus he likes having her around. She has made him very happy and doesn’t stress him out. She’s easygoing and loving, and that’s what he needs right now.”

George Clooney and Sarah Larson: it’s getting very, very serious!

Clooney has also asked Larson to share his New York apartment with him.

The source added to the National Enquirer:

“George has bought Sarah an entire closet full of clothes to keep in Manhattan so she wouldn’t have to pack a suitcase when she flies East with him. He has also told Sarah she is free to use his credit cards. No wonder Sarah is head over heels in love.”

Our favorite actor and his adorable girlfriend were spotted in Rome earlier this week.

George Clooney leads Sarah Larson into an Italian restaurant, as onlookers get a glimpse of a pair that may be in the running for Us Weekly’s 2008 Couple of the Year.

No, Sarah Larson did not injure herself staring into the eyes of George Clooney.

Although any woman could understand how distracting that could be. The actor should come with a “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Looking at Me” warning attached to his face.

Instead, Larson is shown here on crutches as a result of a motorcycle accident she and Clooney suffered through last week. But no major damage was done.

At least not compared to the itching and burning sensation Alex Vaggo is stuck with right about now.

A limp is a slight price to pay for Sarah Larson to be dating George Clooney. Here the happy couple is attending the premiere of Clooney’s new movie, Michael Clayton.

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were hospitalized for injuries and treated Friday after the motorcycle they were riding was hit by a car in New Jersey.

Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, and Larson, 28, suffered a broken foot, says the actor’s representative.

Both Clooney and Sarah Larson were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen, N.J. Both have since been released.

Clooney is in the New York area filming his new movie Burn After Reading, and has been spotted out with new gal pal Larson at restaurants.

Sarah Larson, who was originally thought to be named Sarah Lorraine, made her debut as his date at the Venice and Deauville film festivals this month.

A onetime Fear Factor winner, Sarah Larson now works as a cocktail waitress at Las Vegas’ Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino Resort.

His film Ocean’s Thirteen premiered there June 6.

They’ve reportedly been inseparable ever since Sarah Larson flew to France with Clooney on September 1 for the Deauville Film Festival.

The two also dined with Clooney pal Matt Damon, his wife Luciana and five other friends at the L’Auberge de l’Abbaye restaurant in Beaumont-en-Auge.