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In at least one way, Rosie O'Donnell misses the view.

We don't mean the ABC talk show on which she was a panel member; we mean the literal view on that series, the one that enabled the controversial star to ogle on-air rival Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

O'Donnell appeared on the Howard Stern Sirius Satellite radio program Monday and was asked by the host: "When you look at [Hasselbeck] physically, you don't want her?"

Replied Rosie: "See, the want is the big thing. I find her very attractive. She's very attractive, I think."

Rosie O'Donnell disagree with the political views of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. But she loves her former co-host's biceps.

However, O'Donnell's true fantasy woman is pregnant Angelina Jolie:

"She's got a little darkness - a little kind of weird sexuality going on."

For Rosie's sake, in that case, here's a photo of Angelina Jolie naked. Enjoy, crazy one!

While we'd be surprised if a Kristin Davis sex tape exists, we can't say the following new friendship is the least bit shocking:

American Idol reject Danny Noriega and The View reject Rosie O'Donnell are getting along like peanut butter and jelly these days.

After the former was voted off Idol, the latter invited him to sing aboard her "R Family Vacations" cruise. As you can see, Noriega accepted the offer, as he and Rosie are making for quite the annoying pair.

Meanwhile, American Idol airs tonight. It's not hard to imagine Noriega and O'Donnell watching together, doing each other's hair and making fun of Simon Cowell.

Danny Noriega was an unusual American Idol contestant who held controversial views (i.e. a video in which he wished Santa Claus would violate all mothers).

Rosie O'Donnell was an unusual host of The View who held controversial views (i.e. 9/11 was an American conspiracy).

Therefore, it only makes sense that the latter would offer a job to the former.

O'Donnell has stated - on her lame, immature blog - that she'd love for Noriega to sing on her R Family Cruise to Mexico next week.

"I think you're fantastic. And I think you're a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight," Rosie said.

In other American Idol news: How adorable is David Archuleta?!? 

Rosie O'Donnell is ready to blame the U.S. for terrorist attacks and blog like an infant again.

According to The New York Times, the former co-host of The View is in discussions with cable news channel MSNBC, as she tries to work out a deal that would enable her to bash Donald Trump and find inappropriate ways to defend reasonable stances in public once more.

One scenario would put O'Donnell in a prime-time slot, potentially going head-to-head with Hannity & Colmes on FOX News Channel and CNN's Larry King Live.

Over the weekend, O'Donnell posted on her blog, saying she could soon compete with "the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face."

For once, she actually was not referring to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

When Perez Hilton comes out swinging against Lauren Conrad, it's easy to take the side of that innocent star of The Hills.

But when there's a feud between two equally nauseating personalities, it can be difficult to distinguish right from wrong.

In the most recent spat between Paula Abdul and Rosie O'Donnell, however, there's little doubt that the former co-host of The View has - one again - gone too far.

In Rosie's recent immature blog, she discusses with a fan the idea that Abdul is suffering from Parkinson's Disease. And it's not the first time the well-known liberal has gone off on the American Idol judge, previously referring to her as "desperate, raw, vulnerable" and "so needy for love."

While we don't doubt Paula is spoiled and most likely insane, we're a celebrity gossip blog. We're allowed to make baseless accusations. But doesn't O'Donnell have a responsibility to not wildly speculate about such a serious disease?

Abdul's rep, Jeff Ballard, thinks so. He recently released the following statement to Extra:

"This is absolutely ridiculous and untrue that Paula has Parkinson's. Rosie's been the object of rumors herself and I would think she would be more responsible about starting them herself.

Paula considers Rosie a friend. She's been to Paula's house. They've had dinner, and personally I think Rosie should mind her own business."

We agree. And can't imagine Whoopi Goldberg expressing herself in such a juvenile manner.

Disagree with Elisabeth Hasselbeck all you want, people, but you don't see her writing like a fourth grader on any Rosie-like blog, desperate to stay in the news, making gross assumptions about celebrities, generalizations about terrorist attacks.

She simply expresses a political point of view.

The day on which Whoopi Goldberg was officially named to the panel of The View, the show's old instigator could not keep her mouth shut again.

Rosie O'Donnell took to her fourth grade writing style again via her blog, this time focusing her wrath on Paula Abdul.

Writing in her immature and lame customary haiku style on her site, O'Donnell posted a lengthy message in apparent reference to Abdul's Bravo reality show Hey, Paula. She writes, in part:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love ...

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

Who does Rosie think she is, Candy Spelling? How is Abdul's lifestyle any of her business?

Of course, this is not the first time O'Donnell has taken Abdul to task. In January, when American Idol hosts Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Abdul were drawing fire for being too mean to season-six contestants, O'Donnell reprimanded the trio from her seat on The View.

"Isn't that what America thinks is entertainment?" O'Donnell asked. "To make fun of someone's physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them â€" three millionaires, one probably intoxicated," she said, in apparent reference to Abdul, who had exhibited some odd behavior while promoting the FOX show.

The truth is, of course, that Paula Abdul is undoubtedly spoiled and insane. Good luck with that, JT Torregiani.

But we're also sick of Rosie O'Donnell constantly sticking her nose into other people's lives. You're off TV now. Go be a good mother to your adopted children and stop passing judgments on every individual that doesn't agree with you.

And learn how to write like an adult.

Rosie O'Donnell acts immaturely enough when she spells words incorrectly and uses teenage girl-like text messaging speak in her blogs.

But the recent behavior by this former View host should prove to liberals that she's the last person we want representing us in the press.

The comedian laid into Elisabeth Hasselbeck - her former friend and cohost - in front of a 1,500-person audience on her cruise (from NYC to a private island in the Bahamas) for gay and lesbian families.

A witness tells Us Magazine that O'Donnell trotted out a giant photo of Hasselbeck doctored up as the devil, made a "crazy" gesture at the poster and said, "Her only f--king credit was Survivor. Come on!"

Sorry, Rosie. Not everyone can ride the coat tails of a friendship with Madonna to stardom.

Even liberals should shake their heads at the actions of Rosie O'Donnell these days. She needs to grow up.

From there, O'Donnell implied that the pair's famous last battle wasn't held on an even playing field because, like Tameka Foster, Hasselbeck is with child.

"I can't fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life," the bitter loser said.

Those on the cruise, we hope, grew dismayed at this lame outburst. They should have asked for Lance Bass and Pedro Andrade to be their homosexual hosts instead.

Lastly, Rosie once again targeted Donald Trump. Recalls the witness: "Rosie said she'd love to break into his apartment and rub her belly all over him."

Hasselbeck's rep had no comment. Trump's rep could not be reached. But, even though it's scarcely celebrity news these days when O'Donnell lashes out, we can't help but plead with her to stop. Pick your battles, Rosie.

Rosie O'Donnell really hates the Iraq war. And to be perfectly honest, how can one not? Even former nemesis Donald Trump has stood by her on this one.

Much as Rosie annoys us regularly, at least in slamming the Iraq war, she's going after a worthy cause, rather than criticizing Tara Conner or American Idol for no reason at all.

But the outspoken critic goes to unusual, extreme and wildly controversial lengths to get her political views across. Recently, Rosie O'Donnell posted a bizarre picture of her 4-year-old daughter on her blog - looking like a terrorist.

It's a frightening sight, given that terrorists have been known to train children to be suicide bombers. And here we have Rosie, who has defended Iraq, Iran, and their leaders in lambasting the U.S. the war, posting a picture of her daughter dressed in camouflage and strapped with ammo.

The disturbing photograph was posted with this caption underneath it: "A picture is worth a thousand posts."

There was no explanation for the photo, but one can only assume it is meant to reflect the former View host's anti-war opinions - and how war destroys the lives of children.

Somewhere, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fuming. And not smart, but sexy.

Meanwhile, the manly Ann Coulter ripped Rosie a new one with a blazing article in The Post Chronicle, branding O'Donnell "sick" and "hungry for attention."

Sounds like Britney Spears. But that's neither here nor there.

Coulter, the conservative blowhard, feels Rosie O'Donnell's stance on gun control is ridiculous, and quipped: "No one should have guns except my bodyguards," saying that when it comes to Rosie's personal safety, guns are okay, but when it comes to others, guns are bad.

Anne Coulter said of the disturbing photo of Rosie O'Donnell's daughter:

"I think this picture has set back gay adoption by about 20 years. I think this makes people think Rosie's kids should be taken away from her ... "

Wonder if Isaiah Washington agrees.

Rosie O'Donnell has left The View.

Unfortunately, the round mound of sound is still within full view of celebrity gossip writers - not to mention viable news outlets - everywhere.

The latest focal point of the gargoyle's attention: Britney Spears. What's surprising is that the fallen star has the full support of the embattled talk show host.

Rosie O'Donnell sent a video message to Spears, welcoming her to the Cyndi Lauper show June 30 that will feature none other O'Donnell on the drums. Yippee.

"Britney, if you're watching, honey, you and me â€" we're gonna share, like, a moment, 'cause I love you, kid!" O'Donnell said on the video during a tour stop in Texas.

Spears' choreographer tells People that the pop star plans to join Lauper and others onstage at the Greek Theatre in L.A. June 30 for Lauper's "True Colors" concert.

She was going to audition two male dancers for the show, but Britney Spears failed to show up at the auditions - always a good sign.

O'Donnell says that's news to Lauper, though Britney Spears has been making "surprise" shows as she works on a new album, whose release date still has not been announced.

"If it is happening," says O'Donnell. "I'm thrilled, because I enjoy Britney."

Bet she would enjoy Britney Spears naked, if you know what we're talking about. We're talking about the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian and thus likes the girl-on-girl action.Not that there is anything wrong with that in the slightest. Just saying.

In addition to Cyndi Lauper, the show is also scheduled to include Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, The MisShapes with special guest Jeffree Star and host Margaret Cho. Rosie O'Donnell is expected to perform a stand-up routine.

Hopefully, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets a front-row seat.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears sent out a new mysterious message herself, posting it on the bottom of her Web site's homepage, reading:

"Mother to Grandmother, and my my, you're grand."

Yep, she's insane. Nothing much more to say about it.

Regardless of how you feel about Rosie O'Donnell, it was difficult to imagine elated contestants on The Price is Right hugging and kissing this controversial host when called on stage to bid on items during the popular game show.

Therefore, CBS should probably be grateful that this Elisabeth Hasselbeck basher turned down the gig because she didn't wish to relocate to L.A. for its shooting.

In her blog responding to a question about moving, O'Donnell says to the camera: "Here's the thing. I don't really need a job. I'm in a weird position. I don't need the money.

"I know you're not allowed to talk about money in America," she continues, "But I'm just saying I don't. So to get my entire family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgence job just doesn't seem fair."

Sounds reasonable enough to us. Especially if celebrity gossip rumors are true that Rosie hopes to be a backup dancer for Britney Spears instead.

O'Donnell, 45, and wife Kelli, 40, live outside New York City with sons Parker, 12, and Blake, 7, and daughters Chelsea, 9, and Vivi, 4. These underrated kids are rarely mentioned in the same circles as Suri Cruise and Jayden James Federline.

"They all are in school, they have friends, we love their school, we love our community, our house, our life, our home," O'Donnell says in her video. "If they were able to do it in New York it would be a different story. But it looks like it ain't gonna happen."

With Rosie now out of the picture, who do you think should fill the retired shoes of Bob Barker? We heard Isaiah Washington was looking for work...