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If you were just thinking that we ran this exact story a month ago, you were right! If you were wondering who the hell these people are, that works too!

Romain Chavent - Playboy dinosaur Shauna Sand's almost ex husband - has just been arrested for allegedly assaulting his on-again, off-again wife.

According to TMZ, Romain was busted Monday morning after an argument with Shauna Sand allegedly got physical. When L.A. law enforcement officials arrived, Sand had bite marks on her body and claimed Romain had pushed her around.

The one-time stepmom of Shayne Lamas is reportedly doing okay. Chavent was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge and held on $50,000 bail.

Romain Chavent and Shauna Sand are married for some reason.

Shauna says this is a pattern, as Romain choked, punched and threw her across the room, injuring her fake boobs - in front of her kids no less - back in December.

Throw in a death threat and you've got the full Chris Brown treatment.

To ogle more of Shauna Sand, if you're into her, or for all the photographic evidence you will ever need to dissaude you from getting plastic surgery, click below:

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by Free Britney at

Seen without her trademark stripper heels for once in her frickin' life, the walking advertisement for plastic surgery, Shauna Sand hit the beach in Miami.

The Playmate's guest of honor? Her ex-husband Romain Chavent!

The pair went on a romantic walk Sunday night, kissing for the delight of nearby celebrity gossip photographers with no bigger stars to shoot...

Romain Chavent and Shauna Sand

Will this rekindled romance last longer than their 19-month marriage? Will he take naked photos of her daughters and hit her in the boobs again?

We may never know. At least not until her next 911 call.

In the meantime, click to enlarge more pics of the hot, fake-looking ex-stepmom of Shayne Lamas and her Hasselhoff-wannabe husband (or ex, who cares) ...

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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by Free Britney at

Shauna Sand claims she was choked, punched and thrown across a room in front of her kids - and the bastard behind the alleged beatings is her own husband.

The former Playmate received a temporary restraining order against Romain Chavent yesterday, filing documents in L.A. County Superior Court.

Shauna Sand Naked

Sand alleges, with grammatical inaccuracy, that this weekend, her French hubby "hit me in the breasts, which I just had reconstructive surgery."

Shauna also says Romain once "threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting." Yeah. Real normal.

Shauna also claims in March 2008, Romain Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. In 2007, Romain allegedly strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Sand was granted a restraining order but later dropped it.

Romain has made accusations of his own - filing for a restraining order against Shauna in April because he claimed she threatened to ruin his life.

That claim was later dismissed. Shauna Sand was granted another court order that will remain in effect until the next hearing on December 22.

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by Free Britney at

Apparently, Playboy model / actress Shauna Sand and Romain Chavent were married back in 2006 and have kept it a secret ever since.

Until now, when they're getting a divorce, of course.

Shauna Sand Bikini Photo

Celebrity news site TMZ caught up with Romain Chavent last night and he confirmed that he filed for divorce from Shauna Sand.

Romain cited "irreconcilable differences," or something like that, and said that the couple's divorce papers were handwritten.

Romain Chavent said that Shauna Sand moving to Miami, combined by her hard-partying ways, are the primary reasons for their divorce.

See, Dwyane Wade!? There are hot, single women in Miami!

Shauna Sand, who is 36, used to be married to action star Lorenzo Lamas, as well. She is not the mother of Shayne Lamas, however.

That would be this recently-unearthed fossil.

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