Renee Zellweger Gossip

Paul McCartney used to sing that you can't buy him love.

The Beatles' star's ex-wife, however, doesn't seem to agree.

For months now, Heather Mills has been limping around on one real leg. She's also been trying to milk McCartney for all he's worth.

And Sir Paul has finally had enough. He recently told London's The Radio Times that "going through a divorce is a very painful thing." The statement follows a report that Mills rejected a $100 million settlement offer because she refused to sign the accompanying gag order that banned her from speaking about the failed marriage.

This woman redefines the term "gold digger" the way Britney Spears redefines "train wreck."

Meanwhile, Us Weekly reported that McCartney hinted to The Radio Times that he will persevere until the end of this ugly, drawn out drama.

"As Winston Churchill once said, 'If you're going through hell, keep going! The only solution is to remain dignified. If I don't keep a silence about it, I lose this idea of being dignified."

Furthermore, the icon said there was "no truth" to rumors linking him to Renée Zellweger.

He also isn't dating Tila Tequila.

We didn't even know Luke Perry was still alive, let alone dating an Oscar-winning actress.

But reports state that the Beverly Hills, 90210 star has been out on the town with Renee Zellweger.

The actress, of course, is known best for three things:

1. Having a scrunchy face
2. Starring in period films
3. Looking like Ellen Pompeo

In the past, Zellweger was married to country star Kenny Chesney, while Perry was linked with Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor.

We wonder how Tori Spelling feels about this pairing.

They're a couple of cuties. They can act. They were both born in 1969, and both are rather thin. Yes, the Gossip's first pair of Celebrity Look-Alikes are peas in a pod. Or something. Behold, Academy Award-winner Renee Zellweger (left) and Ellen Pompeo, star of the ABC hit series Grey's Anatomy. Got a better picture that showcases their likeness? Or a suggestion for future editions of this feature? Drop us a line!