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As we've seen from our collections of epic breakup text messages and awkward Facebook breakups, ending a relationship is never an easy thing to do.

That doesn't mean you can't do it with panache, however.

Even in the 2010s, some breaker-uppers are still doing it old school style, via letter. A throwback to simpler, yet equally passive-aggressive times, it beats texting any day.

The breakup letter still accomplishes the task at hand and allows the person to avoid the awkwardness of face-to-face dumping, yet it's just a bit more personal.

Very personal, in some cases. Not to mention harsh.

At least the people on the receiving end of these memorable missives can take solace in the fact that, well, at least this could have been on Facebook:

You'll Be Okay
With your hot body you'll find another hot chick ... this breakup just makes sense.

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Feeling lonely these days? Wondering where you'll ever find Mr. or Mrs. Right? Jealous of all your married friends?

THG is here to, once again, give you a reason to feel A LOT better about your love life... or lackthereof.

Aside from these 9 Things That Are Better Than a Significant Other, consider what happens to couples once they agree to take the marital plunge.

No, we're not talking about a lack of sex. We're talking about cringeworthy engagement pictures that will leave you wondering what the heck the betrothed twosome were thinking.

Why is one partner not wearing a shirt? Why do the subjects look so serious? Why is there a bow and arrow?

We can't answer any all of these questions. But we can leave you asking them and many more as you flip through the following photo gallery:

The only thing more awkward than these images may be the way in which many men actually proposed to their girlfriends.

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Sure, we all thought Kanye West's proposal to Kim Kardashian was over the top. And, yeah, we've rolled our eyes whenever we've seen one of those flash mob marriage proposals go viral on Facebook.

But y'all. Those proposals were actually good compared to what we're about to show you.

We're talking vandalizing your own property, proposing via Facebook and a few that lead us to wonder what, exactly, it is the asker is even proposing in the first place.

Behold, 15 cringeworthy marriage proposals that might put Mama June and Sugar Bear to shame. Seriously, folks, do not try these at home. Or at the ballpark. Or on the freeway...

Emoji Are For Lovers
Real men say "I love you and want to marry you" with emoji hearts.

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With apologies to Anchorman, brawls between rival news teams are not the only things that can escalate quickly.

Sometimes you're chatting with a guy online... and all appears to be relatively normal... and then, BOOM! He hits you with a very personal question, typically related to one of your private parts.

Such is the theme of Straight White Boys Texting, a Tumblr dedicated to overly anxious men on the Internet.

This totally classy (and very effective!) phenomenon is not reserved for straight white boys, of course. It's safe to assume the following failed attempts at online seduction were perpetrated by those across all ages and backgrounds.

Have you been victimized, female readers? Take comfort below in at least realizing that you aren't alone:

In other Failed Text Message news:

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There is a disturbing new trend making its way around the wedding world.

No, not the use of golden toilets. Not unless you happen to be Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at least.

We speak, instead, of the bride and her closet friends posing for their official wedding portrait(s) by hiking up their fancy dresses and exposing ample parts of their rear ends.

Don't believe this is actually happening around the globe? Brace yourself for the dirty truth in the following photo gallery...

Flashing Bridal Party
This bride and her friends are saying cheese in this cheeky wedding pics. We're saying: PUT IT AWAY!

Why has this become the cool thing to do? We have no idea.

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Breaking up is never easy.

Especially when you fail to heed the importance of Spellcheck.

But splitting with your significant other can be hilarious, as these text messages prove.

It can also be a way to test your creativity, whether you choose to break your loved one's heart into a million piece via a poem, a box of pizza or some of his/her favorite song lyrics.

So sit back, consider the following options once you've made up your mind to end it and remember: food is the best way into a guy's heart... and also out of it.

A Delicious Dumping
On one hand, you're now single. On the other... you don't need to share!

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Everywhere we turn these days, we're bombarded with ads for how to get a guy or girl to like us. Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is the ultimate task.

After all, we all want to end up living out our very own fairy tale like Kim Kardashian and Kanye, right? Or like Prince William and Kate Middleton?

Yeah, let's go with that one, since it was actually a fairy tale and not just an excessive display of, well, everything. But enough about Kimye. Anyway:

We dream of walking on the beach with somebody who loves us, or curling up like Blake Lively to Ryan Gosling to talk about whatever it is those two talk about.

But with relationships, of course, come all sorts of messy restrictions.

You're not just thinking about yourself! You have to take someone else's feelings into consideration before you decide whether to have frozen pizza or takeout!

As it turns out, there are actually quite a few things better than having a significant other in your life, at least part of the time. Here are nine of them:

Netflix
Did you know Orange is the New Black Season 2 is out? Without a partner, you don't have to feel guilty for bingewatching on Netflix.

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Well... this is different.

We thought we'd seen every proposal there was to see when this guy made his girlfriend think she was gonna die in a plane crash.

But then Samantha Warner posted a video this month of her marriage proposal, which took place courtesy of help from a baby alligator at the Gatorland Zoo.

Some might consider this a dangerously scary move... but credit Warner's beau for knowing his bride-to-be.

In the video description Samantha says, this is “the sweetest marriage proposal I've ever seen and the greatest day of my life.”

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Whatever you think of their large family, their TV show or their religious and political views, you have to hand it to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar on marriage.

After 30 years and 19 kids, they are happier and more in love than ever.

Process that statement for a second as we ponder if it has ever been stated before, or whether it's true of many couples with a fraction of their brood.

Once you have, say, six children, how on earth do you find the energy and motivation to make kids 7-19, let alone make time for each other?

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar recently spoke with Today about nurturing their relationship, keeping the sexual sparks alive and other secrets to their lasting love.

Here are 7 tips the Duggars say are key to their happy marriage ...

Say yes to sex, even when you're tired!

Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls. - Michelle Duggar

Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be...

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Bill Murray has once again found himself in an unexpected, celebratory location.

Not long after the actor crashed a bachelor party and handed out some advice to friends of the soon-to-be groom, Murray ended up in Charleston, South Carolina.

Ashley Donald and fiancé Erik Rogers were also in that city, posing for their official engagement portraits with Raheel Gauba of Fia Forever Photography.

Next thing Gauba knew, she tells The Huffington Post, Ashley and Erik were looking away from the camera because, well…

"As I turned around to potentially ask the person distracting them to give us a moment, I see Bill Murray with his shirt up, belly out and patting it, his attempt to make the couple laugh," Gauba explains.

So Raheel invited Murray to join the couple for a snapshot and the rest (below) is Internet history...

Bill Murray Photobombs Engagement Pic
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