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Two Chicago neighbors recently had an argument over the loud sex sounds emanating from one of their apartments, and the beef has gone viral.

Because, naturally, they traded passive-aggressive notes on the door, which a third neighbor happened to amusingly notice and post to Reddit:

Frustrated by the noisy sexual sessions next door, a pissed-off neighbor decided to tell off the source of the orgasms with a snarky note on her door.

"I'd appreciate not having to hear every trust (sic) and moan," he writes, in squiggly font, ending with a jab that "Luckily for me, it never lasts very long."

Burrrrrrrrrn. "The girl in 517" then shot back with a note of her own.

Chiding her neighbor for attempted slut-shaming, she confessed that it doesn't last long because she's a pro at solo sex, and advised her to get a vibrator.

The full text of both notes appears after the jump ...

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Despite having been married only a year and a half, Alaska-born blogger Seth Adam Smith recently come to the conclusion that "marriage isn't for me."

Before you start making any assumptions, hear him out.

Smith's column on marriage, and what it means to be married, first appeared on his website and has since been published on The Huffington Post.

It's gone viral, for reasons obvious once you read it.

Smith writes advice to all those who are married, almost married, single, or even those determined to stay single for the long haul: Love is not for you.

No true relationship of love is for you. Love, and along with it marriage, is all about the person you love, and what you can give, not what you take out.

Follow the jump. Do it. You may find his words enlightening and look at relationships - no matter what your status is - from an entirely different lens ...

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Wow. We don't condone cheating, which this girl is apparently guilty of, but wow. Uncool as she is for doing that, the way she was exposed may be worse.

Apparently, she was seeing two guys at once and one found out. Upset, he decided to call the other guy, to inform him what was up with "their" girlfriend.

Understandable ... but then it got a little weird.

The two of them surprised her, confronted her on video in humiliating fashion, then shamed her for it. Repeatedly. Specifically, they called her a slut. A lot.

The repeated, harsh name-calling combined with the fact that this was a premeditated confrontation that they shared on the web? Questionable move, guys.

This was no heat of the moment thing.

The desire for payback after being humiliated themselves, not to mention possibly heartbroken, can be understood. But does that condone their actions?

You tell us: Did they go too far?


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Larissa Murphy has shared a wedding video documenting her love story with a man she got engaged to, only to watch him suffer a traumatic brain injury.

The couple's touching love story from 2010 has gone viral and is inspiring in the story it tells of love, commitment and compassion triumphing over all.

Larissa and Ian met in college, dated for 10 months and were planning to get married when their lives were changed forever by a tragic 2006 car crash.

"We watched our future crash with him in that white station wagon," she writes on of the brain injury that left him unable to talk or eat.

"I still don't think Ian would have ever left me if the role had been reversed," she writes. "And walking away from my best friend was never truly an option."

As Ian's condition slowly improved, and he regained some speech, and the wedding plans that had been put aside for years became feasible again.

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Women have it tough sometimes, with the sexism, misogyny and discrimination still rampant in our society. However, they can also get away with a lot of stuff.

A new video examines some common female behavior that appears patently ridiculous and/or downright creepy if attempted by someone of the male gender.

Talking in a breathy voice is just the beginning. Watch:

Among the more common things girls say and do that guys can't - at least without being branded a creep or having the cops called - include:

  • Using the word "Daddy"
  • Talking all seductive
  • Group bathroom trips
  • Impromptu piggyback rides
  • Going to the park alone
  • Talking to babies
  • Putting on Chapstick
  • Wearing no pants

What others can you think of?

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If you've ever endured the unexpected, abrupt demise of a seemingly blissful, loving and long relationship, then this breakup letter is a must-read.

There were red flags, says the author of the letter originally published on Your Tango, but none so glaring that they gave her pause. Until it was all over.

He just wasn't feeling it anymore.

"But I'm committed to a friendship," said the boyfriend of nine months ... who it turned out had been having an affair with his most recent ex the whole time.

Through a twist of Facebook fate, the scorned woman discovered this - "Her life is chaos too, so she gets it," he would later say - and penned an opus.

Behold, possibly the most epic breakup letter ever (and yes, she sent it all, via text message) to the man who wasted her time and broke her heart:

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Stephen Trevor Chapman, a 22-year-old Arizona man, has been arrested after he was shot by a furious husband who found him in bed with his wife.

The husband is 68. The wife is 63. He reportedly discovered her sleeping with Chapman when he went to check on his wife about 1 a.m. on Saturday.

The elderly man, who suffers from Parkinson's Disease, says he fell asleep inside his home in the retiree community of Saddlebrooke, Ariz., near Tuscon.

When he went to his guesthouse to check on his wife, he found her and Chapman together, police say, and began to poke Chapman with his cane.

Chapman allegedly bounded out of bed and lunged at the man, screamed at him and refused to leave, at which point the homeowner fired a warning shot.

One pellet from the .410-caliber pistol shot struck Chapman in the hand, and the confused homeowner proceeded to make the saddest 911 call ever.

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Boy Meets World? More like Groom Will Meet Altar.

The actor announced this week that he and fiancee Alexandra Barreto will exchange vows in Oregon on Sunday, with Strong telling People in a statement:

"I'm incredibly lucky to be getting married to my best friend and partner-in-crime."

Alexandra Barreto and Rider Strong

The couple met in 2006 when they co-starred in the short-lived WB series Pepper Dennis and then continued to act side-by-side in the horror movie Tooth and Nail that same year.

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Ah, so this explains it.

This explains why Kim Kardashian just posted a sexy swimsuit selfie on Instagram: The reality star may be trying to win Kanye West over... for life.

According to Radar Online, Kanye is "telling friends he'll never marry Kim."

Why would this be the case, given his obvious affection for his baby mama?

Because Kanye West does not conform, people!

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Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy are rumored to be on the rocks, and although she denies this, the report stemmed from a hilarious incident.

The Danish tennis star tweeted an embarrassing photo of her open-mouthed sleeping sweetheart, the Northern Irish golf champion, last month.

It led to reports that the famous pair have split. That doesn't appear to be the case, but you can see why Rory might not have been too thrilled:

Rory McIlroy Sleeping

Wozniacki addressed the "controversy" this week, saying, “I’m so tired of the rumors. They occur every time Rory and I are apart a few days or do not write on Twitter."

"There is nothing in it, and from now on I think I will keep my private life private. It is so annoying that the media and the so-called sources constantly spread rumors."

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