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A few months ago, we posted a gallery of 13 ridiculous engagement photos that will make you glad you're single.

Below, meanwhile, we've published a gallery of 13 engagement photos that prominently feature dogs in them and they may make you glad you're not a pet owner.

Or they may make you rush out and purchase a puppy as soon as humanly possible.

Where's My Kiss?
I'm happy for you two and all, but don't you wanna go for a walk instead of take pictures?

Do you find it adorable that these newly betrothed couples have chosen to announce their status with photos that include their pets?

Or do you find it sort of cheesy and nauseating? Especially when a dog is in the middle of a bowel movement in one of the images? (No, really. He is.)

Click around the slideshow above and sound off: Too cute? Or trying too hard?

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Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies:

You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.

We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text:

Amazing Break-Up Text

We're not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success... at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship.

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A man who goes by the user name “Sir Prise” has posted a video on YouTube of the “cutest gangsta” he knows.

Spoiler Alert: it's his wife!

The 40-second footage features the unnamed Mrs. rapping along in the car to Salt-N-Pepa’s “None of Your Business," unaware that her husband is filming her on his cell phone.

Having gone live on Saturday, the video has already attracted over three million views. And it’s easy to see why: it’s totally adorable!

“My wife is THE most beautiful human being I know and I absolutely adore the moments I get to watch her being herself,” the husband wrote in the video’s description, adding:

"Don’t be shy people, say you love your loved ones, treasure the little moments and don’t worry if people are judging you!"

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WARNING: The following video is guaranteed to make you cry.

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't watch it. Just do so with a box of Kleenex nearby.

It centers on Sgt. Joey Johnson, who returned Afghanistan in 2012, suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. Seeking an adrenaline fix, he took up motorcycle riding.

And, just four months after meeting his eventual wife, Michelle, Johnson was paralyzed from the chest down in an accident.

Fast forward to June and the shock of a lifetime, as Johnson's friends created a special harness for him to wear at his wedding reception, enabling Joey and Michelle to share a first dance to "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri.

The emotional moment is captured in the video above.

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Niecy Nash knows the key to a happy marriage.

But some women out there may not wanna take the advice this actress has to offer.

Referencing the relationship book she wrote last year ("It's Hard to Fight Naked"), the former Dancing with the Stars contestant gets very candid in a new interview with Playboy.

Niecy Nash Photo

"What I say in the book is, 'A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away,'" Nash tells the magazine, explaining:

"I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic, which is the reason I wanted to call my book what I used as the title of chapter three, which is, Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman's Guide to a Happy Marriage."

We hope you're taking notes, Kendra Wilkinson.

Because Nash didn't stop there.

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A Chinese man who purchased 99 iPhones to use in an elaborate marriage proposal ended up being rejected by his would-be bride, adding insult to financial injury.

You could even say he's got 99 iPhones but ain't got The One.

99 iPhone Proposal

The occasion of “Singles’ Day” (November 11 in China) will now take on new meaning for the man who got shot down, as he felt it would be a great time to propose.

Alas, he's now spending 11/11 as a single man once more.

A young programmer, the spurned aspiring groom put together a marriage proposal in which 99 iPhone 6’s were arranged on the ground in the form of a heart.

The plan cost him a cool $82,000 - yes, dude paid the full price of the product, while you get the $199 price subsidized by Verizon - which is just insane.

Not enough to impress her, though. She said no thanks.

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How would you sum up your love life in three words?

Twitter's #MyLoveLifein3Words hashtag is trending today, asking this profound question and yielding some pretty great responses in the process.

There are some hilariously self-deprecating people out there. Check out 29 of the best responses to this trending topic and see if they apply to you:

Another takeaway? People are hungry, and we don't necessarily mean with lust. We mean literally. Seriously, we are a nation of pizza-consuming fiends.

Others revealed celebrity crushes or that they would prefer to watch TV online or watch movies online than be in any relationship with a human being.

This greatness first originated Comedy Central's @Midnight, which started via his usual Wednesday hashtag war with a simple gem: #MyLoveLifein3Words.

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It's safe to say that NBC's Marry Me has found a very unique way to promote its upcoming season premiere.

And it's also safe to say Orlando native Bret has officially set the bar VERY high for all future boyfriends hoping to propose.

See, Bret met Jovan in Chicago. He then ran into her again a week later in Orlando. The two had a long-distance relationship until Jovan moved to Los Angeles to be with Bret earlier this year.

She hadn’t seen her family or friends for months afterwards, which is why Bret flew them in for a very special proposal.

With the help of an NBC production team (Marry Me premieres on October 4 at 9/8c!), Bret then organized a lengthy lip-dub set to “Geronimo” by the band Sheppard.

It ended, of course, with him on one knee. Did she say yes? Watch and find out!

We think this is a better way to propose than faking a plane crash, don't you?

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Announcing one's pregnancy via a Facebook message? Please.

Alerting the world to your expecting state on Instagram? Come on.

Surprising your baby daddy with the news while E! cameras are rolling? Only if you're Kourtney Kardashian.

California couple Jacky Shu and Ben Snyder have come up with a truly original way to make their big reveal to family members, friends and, well, Internet users in general: They’ve put together a Wes Anderson movie-style trailer!

This pitch perfect parody features a montage of seemingly ordinary objects… an odd dance sequence… a dose of ironic ambivalence… record players… cigarettes and many other touches that relate to the director's unique work.

Best of all? The film is titled "The Pretentious Presentation Of The Uterine Inhabitant."

That's what we call dedication! We can't wait to see how Jacky and Ben announce the actual arrival of their baby.

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Aviva Drescher, formerly of The Real Housewives of New York City cast, says reality TV ruined her marriage ... on the upcoming season of Marriage Boot Camp!

Aviva Drescher's Leg

The 44-year-old mother of four will seek counseling with her banker husband Reid on next year’s highly-anticipated Reality Stars edition of the WE tv series.

Bravo reportedly fired Aviva Drescher from The Real Housewives of NYC this summer, and her marriage has been on the rocks due to her self-induced crises.

Whether going on another reality show is really a smart remedy if TV "ruined" your union in the first place is an ironic question she has not addressed.

“Her affinity for being famous, her cruel new TV friends and destructive self internet searches are driving a wedge between them,” a press release states.

“Aviva cannot ready a single thing without taking it to heart," the teaser for the new season hilariously goes on, "and Reid is tired of living in her drama.”

That last part we can believe.

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