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You've heard of the plane crash selfie, right?

And the fighter jet selfie?

Well, Keith Hinson and Michelle Knight are here to introduce folks to the divorce selfie, as they snapped the following photo Friday night and legally ending their marriage and included along with it a caption that reads:

"Here's to the most friendly, respectful, and loving split imaginable. We smile not because it's over, but because it happened."

Divorce Selfie!

Wow. And we thought Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went through an amicable break-up.

This even tops the woman who baked her ex a divorce cake.

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It's no secret that people love to take down a cheater, but this is taking revenge, payback and crushing someone's soul to new, humiliating depths.

In a radio interview with Cleveland’s Majic 105.7, one longtime listener of the show reveals that his girlfriend of five years is expecting him to propose.

Just one problem: Ashley has been cheating on him.

Simply breaking up with her after discovering this wasn't enough for Chris, though. He decided to have his favorite radio show hosts call her in an elaborate ruse.

The hosts don't overtly lie about Chris' intentions, but they ask her about the proposal she believes is coming ... then Chris comes on the line! OMG!

Little does she know they actually called so that HE CAN DUMP HER LIVE on air. As the Majic 105.7 duo even said, this is a dark road he's going down:

Yeah. That escalated really quickly about 7:00.

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Nope, we still haven't seen it all from the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Following weeks of folks dousing themselves in water for a good cause, the past couple days have seen a few very different twists on the global trend.

There was one idiot who set himself on fire. There was one adorable girl who cursed when wet.

And now there's Justin Davidson, who appears below with girlfriend Shelby Muha and takes here by complete surprise when he asks a simple/important question prior to dumping a bucket full of cold H2O on her head:

Will you marry me?

Awww, so very sweet!

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Earlier this month, an unnamed woman decided to live the rest of her life as the loyal bride of her loving fiance.

She then partied, got drunk and decided to Live Más!

Indeed, an awesome photo recently went up on Reddit with the caption "my drunk wife trying to order Taco Bell after the reception."

And when someone asked why the couple was at Taco Bell after their nuptials, the husband responded with, "because we like to party. And it was next to the hotel."

Seriously, commenter, how is that even a question?!?

Drunk Bride at Taco Bell

It's safe to say this was definitely NOT a wedding fail.

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In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson.

Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson.

In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog.

She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine.

So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!!

New Girlfriend Wanted

We assume he's kidding. But maybe not.

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Remember the time that wedding cake literally blew up in that bride's face?

Or when that guy came flying out of nowhere to tackle that little girl and steal the tossed bouquet?

Or when that bridal party fell into that lake?

Such memories may be ones those involved in these ceremonies wish to forget - but they're captured for eternity below, as the awesome folks behind the YouTube channel FailArmy have compiled a Best of The Worst when it comes to weddings.

Did they include this groomsman kicking this bridesmaid in the head? Find out now!

Some folks, of course, want you to laugh WITH them on their big day, as opposed to laughing AT them.

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Let us be clear: there's nothing wrong with having sex.

Provided you are safe, responsible, mature and, ideally, in love... have at it, people. 

Heck, be like Lindsay Lohan and make it a list. Get your Kim Kardashian on and film the act. We are not here to judge.

But some neighbors of yours are here to tell you to keep it down a bit. Please. There could be kids around. We may need to tell them you're beating your girlfriend instead of making sweet love to her.

(No, really, that's what one of the following authors actually told his son.)

So protect yourself, consider the following advice and, seriously, buy a new bed frame already...

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Well, this is... different.

A Russian man named Aleksey Ravkov recently donned a panda costume and asked his friends to harass his girlfriend, Liudmila Shmalova, on the sidewalk.

They obliged. He kicked and punched them in the stomach. And then he removed his panda head, got down on one knee and proposed!

"I had no idea he was in the panda suit. It was a real shock when he took off the mask," Shmalova said. One thing for sure is we will never have a boring time together."

That's a certainty!

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Tucker Blandford is alive and well.

And very, very sorry.

The 23-year old was set to marry Alex Lancaster, who Blandford met when the two attended college in Connecticut together in 2012, on August 15.

However, Blandford got such cold feet prior to the big day that he pretended as if he had perpetually cold feet... by faking his own death!

Lancaster - who described her fiancé as “such a gentlemen” and told The Daily Mirror she had “never been in love” like she was with Tucker - says she got a call a few months ago from a man claiming to be Blandford’s father.

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Sexting is so 2013. If you haven't discovered the infinite emoji possibilities when it comes to booty calling your beloved over the phone, you haven't lived.

With all the fruits, animals and other images you can send with fewer keystrokes and grammatical mistakes than your normal texts, how can a person go wrong?

Well, besides the obvious confusion you might encounter if your smiley faces, hand gestures, etc., don't make any damn sense to your prospective partner.

Sure, if you want to hump somebody tonight, typing that out might be less confusing than sending a small camel picture, but that's the challenge of it!

Embrace it. These people clearly have. Check out 23 examples of how to express your erotic, emoji needs in humorous (and often direct, NSFW) fashion:

Put Your ...
Yeah. These people totally got naked.

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