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New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz makes big plays on the gridiron all the time, but this off-field move will go down as his all-time best.

At their church in New Jersey on July 13, the NFL all-star and his longtime girlfriend were hosting a "baby dedication" for their young daughter Kennedy.

Victor was leading a prayer for friends and family before the group ate ... when he got down on one knee and pulling out a huge diamond ring for Elaina!

Watch the clip, first posted by TMZ Sports, below and prepare to tear up a bit ...

She said yes, and the crowd celebrated like the Giants won Super Bowl XLVI!

(Which they did, over the Patriots. It was awesome. Cruz scored a TD.)

It will be the first marriage for Victor and Elaina, who have known each other since 2003, when the two were just high school kids in the Garden State.

Good luck topping this celebration on the football field this fall, player.

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Taylor Swift is known for being unlucky in love at times, but always reaching out to her massive fan base, made up predominantly of young women.

One of those young women, struggling with her feelings for a boy she's very interested in, wrote to Swift on Instagram asking for advice, and Taylor responded!

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Swift has certainly given a voice to many heartbroken fans via her music, so we suppose it's not too shocking that she'd try to help one out personally.

Still, the breadth of her response to her fan Hannah this week went above and beyond what you'd expect from a friend, let alone a music superstar.

Hannah explained on Instagram that she is romantically interested in a boy who was her “first best friend,” on whom she's developed “the biggest crush.”

Believing he will “never” like her back, Hannah tagged Taylor’s Instagram page in the caption and asked, “Can you give me some advice maybe?”

The 24-year-old singer did just that, in length and heartfelt fashion.

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Sex spreadsheets are hot right now, even if the sex lives of those using Microsoft Office to chronicle the daily void they're experiencing are far from it.

It all started when one woman discovered her husband's spreadsheet of her excuses for turning down sex, a list that promptly went viral on Reddit.

That was followed by an epic, but fake rebuttal from the wife’s point of view, further illustrating the absurdity of using Excel for this passive aggressive purpose.

Now, we see a chart published on Guyism, allegedly compiled by a woman who eventually divorced the husband in question. You can see why here:

Wife's Sex Spreadsheet

Seriously. Can't imagine why this union didn't stand the test of time.

The Tigers have had some great seasons lately, and yes, keeping a daily list of reasons for turning down sex is kind of insane in its own right, but still.

Get it together, dude. Are you serious, pulling some of this stuff?

How bad can it be? Unlike the first woman in question, this one clearly wanted some! Do you really want to pass out every night and let the Magic Wand do your job?

What an embarrassment to the gender.

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There are two sides to every sexually frustrated story.

Earlier this week, we published an amazingly hilarious spreadsheet created by a real-life husband who documented the reasons his wife turned him down for intercourse nearly every night for a month.

(Example: "I'm watching the show," which was a Friends rerun.)

Now, in response, website The Funny Sister has written a pretend spreadsheet of its own, one that explains the female side of things behind closed bedroom doors.

Sadly, this is not the actual wife’s reply - but we're guessing she could relate to complaints such as being exhausted, being annoyed at his lack of help around the house... and then actually being impressed that he may have figured out foreplay.

Fake Spreadsheet

What do you think, readers?

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Well... this is one way to handle a lack of sexual intercourse with your wife.

A frustrated husband recently emailed his better half an unexpected spreadsheet prior to her leaving for a business trip: it documented all of her excuses over the past month for NOT wanting to get it on with her mate.

Because she either wanted to shower… watch TV… wake up early… or feel less full, the couple only knocked boots three times over the course of 30-plus days. 

Sex Excuse Spreadsheet

We know what many husbands are probably thinking:

Three times? Dude, consider yourself lucky!

And we also know what many women are thinking:

This guy is never getting any sex from his wife ever again.

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Well, boyfriends around the world, the bar has been raised yet again.

In the following video, a man named Jehan combines his girlfriend’s favorite things (Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Mickey Mouse, etc.) to create a truly epic marriage proposal.

It features a costumed flash mob, a number of hit songs, some very impressive moves and, oh, right: Jehan actually asking for his love's hand in marriage!

Also, tears. So many tears of joy and shock and happiness:

Is this more impressive than an underwater marriage proposal in which nary a word is uttered?

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THG WARNING: Not unlike Human Barbie or this week's article about amoebas eating eyeballs, the images you are about to see cannot be unseen.

In fact, you may wish you had some of the aforementioned amoebas.

That being said, despite the mental and emotional scars you are more than likely to inflict upon yourself if you continue, we could not ignore this story.

A single guy known on the Internets only as ARuFa decided his life at home was too lonely, so he turned his shower head into a girlfriend. Naturally.

While the results are straight out of a horror film instead of a dating profile, she does serve her designed purpose (we guess) and he looks thrilled. Awesome?

Click through the gallery below, if you can stomach it, to see how the two came together and how they do their thing in the shower ... then call your therapist ASAP:

Girlfriend or Showerhead?
In the case of this lonely dude's bathroom, they're one and the same! Click to see how she came together!

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Once a boyfriend fakes a plane crash in order to propose, you think you've seen it all, right?

Thanks to a Florida resident who took his girlfriend to the Keys for a Scuba trip, however, the answer is delightfully wrong.

Watch the following video to see one of the most unusual proposals you'll ever witness, as nary a word it uttered, yet endless emotions are on display.

There's little wonder why this footage has gone viral.

Where does this gesture rank among the fire drill proposal and the time Kanye asked for the hand of Kim Kardashian in marriage?

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As we've seen from our collections of epic breakup text messages and awkward Facebook breakups, ending a relationship is never an easy thing to do.

That doesn't mean you can't do it with panache, however.

Even in the 2010s, some breaker-uppers are still doing it old school style, via letter. A throwback to simpler, yet equally passive-aggressive times, it beats texting any day.

The breakup letter still accomplishes the task at hand and allows the person to avoid the awkwardness of face-to-face dumping, yet it's just a bit more personal.

Very personal, in some cases. Not to mention harsh.

At least the people on the receiving end of these memorable missives can take solace in the fact that, well, at least this could have been on Facebook:

You'll Be Okay
With your hot body you'll find another hot chick ... this breakup just makes sense.

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Feeling lonely these days? Wondering where you'll ever find Mr. or Mrs. Right? Jealous of all your married friends?

THG is here to, once again, give you a reason to feel A LOT better about your love life... or lackthereof.

Aside from these 9 Things That Are Better Than a Significant Other, consider what happens to couples once they agree to take the marital plunge.

No, we're not talking about a lack of sex. We're talking about cringeworthy engagement pictures that will leave you wondering what the heck the betrothed twosome were thinking.

Why is one partner not wearing a shirt? Why do the subjects look so serious? Why is there a bow and arrow?

We can't answer any all of these questions. But we can leave you asking them and many more as you flip through the following photo gallery:

The only thing more awkward than these images may be the way in which many men actually proposed to their girlfriends.