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As more and more athletes step off the playing field and into the celebrity gossip spotlight, our staff is taking a look at those that have become immune to the demands of their coaches.

The reason?

These ballers are so whipped by their famous girlfriends that a red-faced Bill Parcells is nothing compared to a displeased Kim Kardashian. With that in mind, The Hollywood Gossip presents...

The All-Whipped Team.

Running back: Reggie Bush. The Saints star may claim he doesn't like being photographed next to Kardashian, but we could find an example, or several dozen, of times that he's joined her in front of the paparazzi. And it's not like he couldn't avoid reporters if he wanted to.

We've seen the guy in the open field.

Quarterback: Tony Romo. You'd think his girlfriend putting a jinx on his team would be enough of a reason for Romo to dump Jessica Simpson, but the pair was recently spotted out together. Again. We can only think of three reasons why:

Simpson's left boob, her right boob and her fatherly boob.

Third base: Alex Rodriguez. We know, he cheated on his wife, Cynthia Rodriguez. But A-Rod is whipped by society. Every action is choreographed and every word is politically correct because the man is afraid to be himself.

The man is more stiff in public than he was with Joslyn Noel Morse.

Back-up quarterback: If Tom Brady is seen holding Gisele's purse a few more times, perhaps he can supplant Romo as the club's starter.

Manager: Tiger Woods. He doesn't seem whipped at all. We just wanted an excuse to mention Elin Nordegren.

Welcome, celebrity gossip readers across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun weekly tradition and Friday fan-favorite.

This week's contest starred celebrity socialite Kim Kardashian and bored NFL star Reggie Bush. The winning entry was sent in by Sarah. Nice work!

Scroll down for the chosen caption and for the full list of replies. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in the next edition of the Caption Contest!

REGGIE! You're supposed to be starring at MY boobs.

Reggie Bush is learning a lot from Kim Kardashian. And we don't just mean how to turn a pair of giant boobs into a lucrative career.

The New Orleans Saints running back recently told Sports Illustrated that he hates celebrity gossip hounds. We'll try not to take it too personally.

"I hate the paparazzi. I honestly do. [Kim Kardashian] knows I don't like it, but it comes with the territory," Bush said. " I deal with it. It doesn't make me view her any different, it's part of her life and so you just deal with it, but I hate it."

Kim, however, has tried to help her man stay calm during the storm of entertainment news reporters.

"I'm giving him tons of blow jobs a few tips here and there. We try not to take it too seriously. The paparazzi are really an invasion of privacy that you're never really ready for but you learn to adapt to it and not really pay too much attention to it."

No wonder Kim Kardashian nude photos are so prominent. The star has no idea how to pick out clothing. What kind of a bathing suit is this?!?

It starts with a public kiss.

That's how Kim Kardashian and Ray J first introduced themselves to the world. From there, of course, we got writhing, moaning and canine-like insertion on video.

Seeing as the big-assed socialite and her new boy toy, Reggie Bush, are also into public displays of affection, should we expect a sex tape from these two soon, as well? And would you even watch it, having already seen Kim Kardashian nude so many times?

Sources close to Kim Kardashian are revealing to OK! Magazine that the star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, 27, recently got engaged to her boyfriend, 22-year-old Heisman Trophy winner and NFL star Reggie Bush.

Kim and Reggie Bush were together in Miami on December 31, where Kardashian was hosting Mansion's Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year's Bash in South Beach.

While no diamonds were spotted shining on Kim's ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, "One thing I learned from '07 was to try to keep [my private life] as private as possible."

So don't expect a replay of the Ray J sex tape, Reggie. Sorry man.

Despite a New Year's resolution to not blab about her love life, Kardashian says her holiday with Reggie Bush, who has been hurt and unable to play with his New Orleans Saints since early December, has been "the best!"

Are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush engaged? What do you think?

Don't worry, celebrity gossip fans, Kim Kardashian has no plans to exit the spotlight in 2008.

You may see less of this sex tape star, however. She told People Magazine she wants to slim down a bit by changing her diet.

"I need to start eating responsibly. It's time to eat right," Kardashian said, adding that she exercises often enough but "[eats] like crap."

The reality show star, well-known for her gigantic ass curves, says she won't lose that famous figure.

"I'm not going to starve myself," she said. "I'll still treat myself now and then, but I want my basic diet to be healthier."

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush exit Mansion night club in Miami on New Year's Eve. We're guessing they went home and made watched a video.

Granted, after her sex tape with Ray J, a better question than the one posed above is: Who has NOT seen Kim Kardashian nude?

The gal does stick her giant ass and huge boobs out every chance she gets.

But we're talking about those that have tapped said backside. Our celebrity news editors have been hard at work compiling the following montage of Kim Kardashian boy toys. Let's go through them, one-by-STD-ridden-one...

From top left to right...

That's Reggie Bush. The New Orleans Saints running back is the latest to score with Paris Hilton's former close pal. We just hope he protected himself with more than just a helmet when he crossed Kim's popular endzone.

Say hi to Nick Cannon. He may be engaged to Selita Ebanks now, but it took a couple years of dating Kardashian for this Drumline actor to march to a better looking, less skanky beat.

Unknown. Just like the identity of Britney Spears' new boyfriend (reportedly, it's not Daimon Shippen), this notch on Kim's bed post isn't clear to us.

The one and only Ray J. The man behind the sex tape could probably set himself up financially for life if he ever got together with Keeley Hazell. But we're guessing Ray J has already made a decent amount off the video with Kim.

Leading off the bottom row, that looks like rapper The Game to us. This favorite of The Hollywood Gossip once described explicitly how he "finger banged" Vida Guerra. We're guessing he didn't even wash off before doing the same to Kardashian.

The next two dudes aren't clear to us, but the final image is of Tyson Beckford. While Kim has denied any attachment to this model, we think there's plenty of tall, dark, handsome evidence pictured here to the contrary.

So there you have it, the men of Kim Kardashian. We may have missed a few. But at the end of the day, there's little doubt: Tila Tequila nude has nothing on this socialite.

Reggie Bush is known for his moves on the football field.

Kim Kardashian is known for her moves in the bedroom.

Put them together and what do you have? The following unpleasant image of a Heisman Trophy winner swapping spit with a sex tape star.

The two were spotted at TAO in Las Vegas, making like Taylor Hicks and Caroline Lyders on a beach. Be sure to wash that mouth out with soap tonight, Reggie.

During times like this, you can't help but wonder what Ray J is thinking as he watches Kim cozy up to another man.

The same goes for another Kardashian ex, Nick Cannon. But he's engaged to Selita Ebanks, so we somehow doubt this actor has given his former flame a second thought.

Forget Paris Hilton's pussy for a second.

Let's focus on Kim Kardashian and her bush. Reggie, that is.

Sources tell Us Magazine that the sex tape star is dating the former Heisman Trophy winner and current NFL standout, Reggie Bush.

Reportedly, Kardashian and Bush were introduced last year by Paris Hilton when she was banging Bush's former USC teammate Matt Leinart. The pair began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian's split from Nick Cannon in January, but only recently have they turned up the heat.

In fact, on May 10 - at L.A. nightclub Teddy's - Kardashian and the NFL star were putting on a show that would make Ray J jealous. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night.

This spy said the twosome was getting along very well, which means that Reggie has probably joined the Kim Kardashian Nude Club. He's the 4,729th member.

Kim has many ties to USC, of course. Her late father, Robert Kardashian, managed the USC football team when another Heisman winner, O.J. Simpson, played there. He would later serve as that murderer's defense attorney.