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Attention, little kids everywhere. We have a little bit of advice for you today.

Don't try to forge your mom's signature on a permission slip or other document unless you know her actual name, and can spell it. Because "Mommy" is probably not it.

Just a hunch, based on this classic image from Reddit. Not too convincing.

Does make for a hilarious addition to our Little Kid Notes gallery, though:

Best Friends Forever
If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they'd still be BFFs.

At least the offending youngster in question had the best of intentions, or wanted to make us believe that Mommy was very happy when she signed the letter. <3<3<3

The irony here?

Most people's signatures are so illegible, a scribble that might have resulted if the kid tried to write the mother's name for real may have actually gone unnoticed ...

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Kelly Blazek, a Cleveland-based PR executive and authority on local communications jobs listings, was undone by the same thing that built her up:

Social media.

Kelly Blazek Letter

With her ego boosted by the position she cultivated via LinkedIn and other networks, she soon became an Internet villain at the hands of someone she shunned.

The irony.

Blazek, for a little more back story, produced and distributed a popular email that culled job openings from online job sites and from her own contacts.

She worked for 10 years building her contacts and selecting the list of people who receive the email, limiting recipients largely to those with experience.

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So Reddit asked people to sum up their first sexual experiences in GIF form - safe-for-work GIF form, no less - and the result was innuendo-filled comedic gold.

Whether we're talking about celebrities who lost their virginity to other stars or regular folk, there's no better way to sum up the awkwardness of that moment.

If your first time was awesome, you're in the minority. For the rest of the populace, it was weird, confusing, satisfying and more than likely very, very fast.

In short, it was an experience summed up perfectly by these non-offensive, yet still weirdly suggestive GIFs ... most of which require no explanation.

Scroll through 11 of the best submissions to the Reddit thread below:

Eruption
You know it's about to happen, yet don't quite know what to do with it.

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Even the best parents have bad days.

But one dad on Reddit acknowledges that he gets "almost nothing" out of being a father and if he could go back in time he wouldn't have children at all.

Lucky for his kids (I guess?), he posted his rant anonymously on Reddit, so his kids may never figure out that their dad thinks of them as huge mistakes. The production company Gotta Kid to Feed had an actor do a dramatic reading - sort of an overly dramatic reading complete with extra sad music - of Anonymous Dad's confession:

Besides this rant, he sounds like an average guy in his 30's and reports he has a good relationship with his wife and his three kids under the age of 5 have no major problems.

But his list of things he hates is pretty extensive:

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If a deer farts in the woods, and a video camera is there to record it ... will the sound of the flatulence go viral years later thanks to the Reddit community?

We're pretty positive we all know the answer to this.

You know the details already after that intro, and there's not really a whole lot more to say, but witnessing an animal break wind like this is pure magic.

Possibly fake, overdubbed magic. But nevertheless.

You can't blame the animal, assuming its flatulence is legit.

The kind of roughage consumed out there in the woods has to be insanely high in fiber. Also, don't act like you don't do this when no one is there to witness it.

Nature. When it calls for a viral video, we post it.

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When you're going through a breakup, a wedding is the last place you want to be. More specifically, in the path of the bride's bouquet toss at a wedding.

Just ask this newly-divorced woman in the flowers' path ...

Woman Ducks Bouquet Toss

"[Here's] my mom's reaction to getting married after her recent divorce," one Reddit user captioned the pic above, which is really worth a thousand words.

This can serve as a teachable moment, though, in some respects.

If you do end up in a crowd full of single women in the bouquet-catching zone, you don't HAVE to make a play for it. In fact, you can do just the opposite.

Bury your head in your hands and duck. Infallible, really.

Some commenters have questioned if the divorced mom is actually the woman off to the side with her hands on her hips ... which would also be appropriate.

Not quite as emblematic, however, of the heartbreak and emotional devastation of the demise of a long-term relationship juxtaposed with a wedding setting.

Or as funny.

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Hotel surveys. No one wants to fill them out, but few people dislike them as much as this customer, who was caught off guard when one was sent to his home.

Caught with his pants down, you might say ... so to speak:

Hotel Survey Response

A Reddit user claimed that his friend works at a hotel and received this survey from an unhappy guest ... although at least the accommodations got mostly 6/7s.

The checkout process could've been more timely, however.

If this is a joke on the hotel visitor's part, then very well played. If not, then you have to give him credit for honesty ... and wonder what his wife's comments were.

Think he's as honest with her as he was with the hotel?

No word on how the "service" he received in the actual room was worth the price, either. We'd love to see some of the boxes checked off in that survey.

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What is it with the White House and selfies these days? 

First Obama snapped a selfie at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Over the weekend one of the attendees of the Holiday Press Reception snapped a selfie in a White House bathroom and posted it to Reddit by user Chimps_Rnt_Monkeys.

The picture went viral of course. Because this is the sort of thing the Internet loves.

The photo, which shows an impeccably dressed young woman in a White House bathroom, garnered more than 600,000 hits in 13 hours before being removed for unknown reasons.

Pretty cool, right?

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Sometimes you're the photobomber.

Sometimes you're the photobombed.

Sometimes you're both, in the case of Reddit user apoartar, who was just taking a stroll on the beach when he noticed two very, very different photo shoots taking place.

At the same time, on the same stretch of beach:

When Porn and Wedding Photography Collide

One couple was happily frolicking through the waves for what appears to be an engagement shoot while another pair took racy bikini photos nearby. 

He snapped this photo which makes this a photo of two photos.

It's photography Inception, people. Deep.

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He's certainly no Brad Pitt, but this guy on his cell phone definitely crashed a wedding. Or at least the wedding photos of the groom and his half of the party.

Redditor Melissa Biebel submitted this photo from her wedding to the /r/funny forum with the caption "Don't mind us, just busy taking wedding photos."

"Sorry for interrupting whatever it is you're doing..."

Which was taking a leisurely stroll through a public park while on the phone and shirtless, apparently. You know, like every normal human being does.

The pic is classic, as the oblivious photobomber looks as if he's the one being intruded upon by the guys in suits. As for the man himself ... words fail us:

Shirtless Man Photobombs Groomsmen