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Twins. Tightly bonded for life, yet often at odds.

Given the close proximity and the natural process by which they were born and must share everything, it's not surprising that it can be hard for them to coexist.

If you're this five-year-old girl, in particular ...


These fraternal twins apparently are having some issues, and she's looking to prevail in the conflict by forging a key alliance with their older brother.

Who, if she has her way, will help her take command over her twin, as she urges him, as only a five-year-old can, to “hunt him down and crush him.”

Poor Patrice must have felt she had no choice but to reach out to Matt in an attempt to combat Braeden, who being mean to her for unknown reasons.

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Avril Lavigne has been victimized by the Hollywood hacker.

Naked pictures of the Canadian singer hit 4Chan and Reddit today, as the anonymous (and totally disgusting) culprit at the center of this never-ending scandal struck again.

Avril Lavigne in Concert

Leaking photos he found by breaking into a star's cell phone or computer, and likely stored on the cloud (whatever that is), his list of victims continues to grow.

Some of the Lavigne photos feature the artist dressed in an alluring outfit - including thigh-high stockings and a garter belt - while being surrounded by all kinds of Hello Kitty merchandise.

We're talking about pillows and comforters, etc. You name it. There are also topless pictures, but they do not show Avril's face, so they may be fake.

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Late on Wednesday night, Reddit posed two simple questions to users:

Do you have a celebrity look-a-like? If so, can you share a side-by-side comparison?

And a handful of users responded in the affirmative to both inquiries, some of them supplying the Internet with photos that look eerily similar to those of their famous dopplegangers.

Seriously, let's be sure to keep all sharp knives away from the first dude featured below and let's all sit back and wonder just how much tail the guy who looks like Channing Tatum brings in...

Michael C. Hall
WHOA! Keep all sharp knives away from this man.

On a related note, you can also click through celebrities who look like other celebrities at THG. Enjoy!

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If you're a fan of disgusting behavior from supposed grown-ups, today has been your day!

This morning, we told you about the Oklahoma teacher who showed up to work drunk and pantsless, and now we give you a jaw-dropping display of dickishness from a redditor known only as thr111.

According to self-aggrandizing (and probably BS) story this dude posted online, he was standing in line at Burger King (of course) when a kid behind him started begging his mom to buy him a pie.

Burger King

The mom agreed, but the kid just wouldn't shut up about it, much to our heroic BK enthusiast's chagrin.

To hear him tell it, thr111 (who, in his version of the story, probably looks like Ryan Gosling, but with a dense, Chuck Norris-esque beard), decided then and there to teach this kid and his stressed-out mom a lesson about faux-food line etiquette:

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Attention, little kids everywhere. We have a little bit of advice for you today.

Don't try to forge your mom's signature on a permission slip or other document unless you know her actual name, and can spell it. Because "Mommy" is probably not it.

Just a hunch, based on this classic image from Reddit. Not too convincing.

Does make for a hilarious addition to our Little Kid Notes gallery, though:

Best Friends Forever
If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they'd still be BFFs.

At least the offending youngster in question had the best of intentions, or wanted to make us believe that Mommy was very happy when she signed the letter. <3<3<3

The irony here?

Most people's signatures are so illegible, a scribble that might have resulted if the kid tried to write the mother's name for real may have actually gone unnoticed ...

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Kelly Blazek, a Cleveland-based PR executive and authority on local communications jobs listings, was undone by the same thing that built her up:

Social media.

Kelly Blazek Letter

With her ego boosted by the position she cultivated via LinkedIn and other networks, she soon became an Internet villain at the hands of someone she shunned.

The irony.

Blazek, for a little more back story, produced and distributed a popular email that culled job openings from online job sites and from her own contacts.

She worked for 10 years building her contacts and selecting the list of people who receive the email, limiting recipients largely to those with experience.

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So Reddit asked people to sum up their first sexual experiences in GIF form - safe-for-work GIF form, no less - and the result was innuendo-filled comedic gold.

Whether we're talking about celebrities who lost their virginity to other stars or regular folk, there's no better way to sum up the awkwardness of that moment.

If your first time was awesome, you're in the minority. For the rest of the populace, it was weird, confusing, satisfying and more than likely very, very fast.

In short, it was an experience summed up perfectly by these non-offensive, yet still weirdly suggestive GIFs ... most of which require no explanation.

Scroll through 11 of the best submissions to the Reddit thread below:

You know it's about to happen, yet don't quite know what to do with it.

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Even the best parents have bad days.

But one dad on Reddit acknowledges that he gets "almost nothing" out of being a father and if he could go back in time he wouldn't have children at all.

Lucky for his kids (I guess?), he posted his rant anonymously on Reddit, so his kids may never figure out that their dad thinks of them as huge mistakes. The production company Gotta Kid to Feed had an actor do a dramatic reading - sort of an overly dramatic reading complete with extra sad music - of Anonymous Dad's confession:

Besides this rant, he sounds like an average guy in his 30's and reports he has a good relationship with his wife and his three kids under the age of 5 have no major problems.

But his list of things he hates is pretty extensive:

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If a deer farts in the woods, and a video camera is there to record it ... will the sound of the flatulence go viral years later thanks to the Reddit community?

We're pretty positive we all know the answer to this.

You know the details already after that intro, and there's not really a whole lot more to say, but witnessing an animal break wind like this is pure magic.

Possibly fake, overdubbed magic. But nevertheless.

You can't blame the animal, assuming its flatulence is legit.

The kind of roughage consumed out there in the woods has to be insanely high in fiber. Also, don't act like you don't do this when no one is there to witness it.

Nature. When it calls for a viral video, we post it.

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When you're going through a breakup, a wedding is the last place you want to be. More specifically, in the path of the bride's bouquet toss at a wedding.

Just ask this newly-divorced woman in the flowers' path ...

Woman Ducks Bouquet Toss

"[Here's] my mom's reaction to getting married after her recent divorce," one Reddit user captioned the pic above, which is really worth a thousand words.

This can serve as a teachable moment, though, in some respects.

If you do end up in a crowd full of single women in the bouquet-catching zone, you don't HAVE to make a play for it. In fact, you can do just the opposite.

Bury your head in your hands and duck. Infallible, really.

Some commenters have questioned if the divorced mom is actually the woman off to the side with her hands on her hips ... which would also be appropriate.

Not quite as emblematic, however, of the heartbreak and emotional devastation of the demise of a long-term relationship juxtaposed with a wedding setting.

Or as funny.

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