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Roseanne Barr, a washed-up comedian whose most relevant pop culture appearance in the last decade took place in a Snickers Super Bowl spot this year, will soon anchor a new Lifetime reality show.

The reasons why are unclear.

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But the network has ordered 16 episodes of a series that will follow Roseann's life as the head of a macadamia and live stock farm in Hawaii. Longtime boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake will also appear.

“Roseanne Barr is an undeniable force of nature and the idea of following her in this unique premise excited us from the get-go, ” Lifetime president and general manager, Nancy Dubuc, said in a statement. “Roseanne is funny and brutally honest, and our audience will relate to her decision to go on this adventure and create an entirely new life for herself."

Are you excited for the return of Roseanne?

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Kelsey Grammer is an Emmy winner and Tony Award nominee. But he's best known these days for being the adulterous husband of Camille Grammer.

How does the former sitcom star plan on changing that image? By joining the reality TV game himself, of course. Forehead slap.

Kelsey has teamed up with producer Stella Bulochnikov-Stolper to form G3 Productions. According to Variety, the company will focus on the development of unscripted television shows. It's unknown if Grammer himself will anchor one of these programs.

"I knew that Kelsey loved this space and would love to pop some big shows," Bulochnikov-Stolper said. "The idea that he would lend his name and brain and star power to working on some formats was so exciting to me."

Seriously, someone needs to call up Frasier Crane for some career advice. Now.

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Look out, rapists across the world. Antoine Dodson is coming to a television set near you!

The Chicago native, who rose to fame by excitedly/angrily warning an intruder that the police were coming for him (below), is filming a pilot for a reality show produced by E1 Entertainment.

The program lacks a title and is still being shopped around to networks, but footage already shot focuses on Dodson's move from Alabama to West Hollywood.

We just hope the Internet sensation keeps the same hairstyle he sported during an appearance on Lopez Tonight. Seriously, you've gotta watch this interview.

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To whom will Bret Michaels hand over his Celebrity Apprentice crown?

Will it be a Real Housewife? An Oscar winner? A rapper best known for being imitated by Dave Chappelle? NBC has released the names of all new cast members for a season that debuts on March 6. It will feature:

David Cassidy
NeNe Leakes
LaToya Jackson
Lisa Rinna
Gary Busey
Jose Canseco

Richard Hatch
Lil Jon
Meat Loaf
Mark McGrath
John Rich
Hope Dworaczyk
Star Jones
Marlee Matlin
Niki Taylor

It's a deep and mostly talent-free group of Z-listers. Who would you make the early favorite?

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Those of you hoping for a second season of Sarah Palin's Alaska need psychiatric help will be disappointed to learn TLC didn't renew the thing. Darn/awesome!

Despite big-time ratings and buzz, tonight's two-hour finale of Sarah Palin’s Alaska appears to be the show's last episode, according to Entertainment Weekly.

Hey, more time to "target" politicians like Gabrielle Giffords, right Sarah?

Insiders admit that Palin seemed to enjoy doing the show more than she expected, in spite of some bad press and having to converse with Kate Gosselin.

But a second season could've been interpreted as a sign that she had no plans for a Presidential run in 2012, so decided to bail and keep her options open.

TLC would surely have welcomed her back, but it was not to be.

Somehow we expect she'll be okay and find other arenas in which to bash Michelle Obama over encouraging child nutrition ... the nerve of that woman.

Follow the jump for "highlights" from the first and final season ...

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Might Toddlers & Tiaras soon not be the most nauseating show on television?

The same network that gives a platform to pathetic, demanding parents of children that will one day require years of therapy has announced that Ted Haggard: Scandalous will air on January 16.

The one-hour special will focus on the former head of the National Association of Evangelicals, who was caught having an affair with a male prostitute and has also admitted to crystal meth use.

Haggard is opening a new ministry in Colorado Springs and says of the series:

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Having been banished from Jersey Shore twice in as many seasons, the exiled Angelina Pivarnick is now gearing up for her own reality TV show.

Don't hold your breath there, girlfriend.

After her single “I’m Hot” inexplicably failed to gain any fans in the music world, she’s grappling to stay in the limelight by any means necessary.

Dirty Little Hamster

Desperate times call for desperate fame whores.

She’s even in talks with her sworn enemy, Kerry Schwartz of VH1’s Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair to star in a reality new series together.

Somehow, we don't see it happening. Just a hunch.

The two enemies were even scheduled for a celebrity boxing match at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City but never made it into the ring.

They both were involved in separate altercations before their bout, of course. Aside from bar fights, this may be the last time you hear of either.

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In news absolutely no one could have seen coming when they got married in 2009, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have officially been given a reality show of their own.

Confirmed E! Executive Vice President Lisa Berger today: "Khloe and Lamar are such a dynamic couple that we just knew we had to give them their own series."

Season one of the series will consist of eight episodes and also feature the pair's quasi roommate, Rob Kardashian. You won't believe this, but cameras will capture him trying to break into the music industry.

"Lamar and I are so blessed to have been given such an amazing opportunity to take this journey together as a couple," Khloe told the network. "I know that it will only strengthen the bond we have and the love we share for each other."

Right. Because that's exactly what always happens to couples that star on reality television together.

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It might appear as though they do nothing but party, pose on the red carpet and give magazine interviews, but Kourtney Kardashian wants to make it clear: she and sister Kim Kardashian work HARD.

Viewers will find out what this means when Kourtney & Kim Take New York premieres this month on E!.

Return of the Body!!!

Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian found time recently to get her bikini body back about 12 times AND open up a store in NYC.

"We were shocked at how much harder it was to open a store in New York as compared to Los Angeles and Miami," Kourtney told People. "We are on the same block as mega successful stores like Chanel so we really had our work cut out for us. It was a lot more detail and worry than we ever imagined."

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Late last week, Kim Kardashian destroyed every eardrum in Las Vegas with the first rendition of her single "Tune It Up." It was seriously atrocious stuff.

But was it the worst song ever unleashed? That remains to be decided.

Kim has serious competition from an assortment of other reality stars who were convinced the public needed to do more than just watch them recite scripted lines on television. Below, starting with Kardashian's foray into the industry, we've compiled a quintet of truly awful tunes. Listen to each and then vote on the worst of the worst...

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