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Before his second broken engagement with Bristol Palin in as many years, there were whispers that Levi Johnston was planning a new reality show with her.

Those rumors were half true.

Bristol will be nowhere insight, but the former Playgirl cover model will soon be starring in a new show entitled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office.

The premise: Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska - the post famously held by Bristol's mother, Sarah Palin, before she became Governor!

No word if Brittani Senser will be deputy mayor, but it looks like his for office is actually happening. Executive producer Canaan Rubin says in a statement:

"The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome father of one as he embarks on a run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska."

"It will chronicle a 'no-holds-barred' period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his son Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for fellow Wasillians."

"He will give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker, and of course his journey down the road of small town politics."

"Levi Johnston thinks he can take the office by representing the real citizens of Wasilla." The statement ends: "If elected, Levi promises to serve his full term."

That's a shot at Sarah Palin, who resigned Alaska Governor last summer to become a professional celebrity. Tank Jones will serve as Levi’s campaign manager.

Shooting is underway: "They shot pre-production on the pilot today on Rodeo Drive [in Beverly Hills]." Ooh, the real Wasillans aren't gonna like that one bit.

Would you elect Levi Johnston mayor?

 

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Welcome to the world of reality television, Peggy Tanous.

The rich blonde has joined the cast of The Real Housewives Of Orange County, as producers confirm she and Internet entrepreneur husband Micah will come aboard for season six of the nauseating program.

Peggy Tanous Photograph

Not much is known about Peggy, but she's a close friend of current cast member Alexis Bellino. Sources have told Radar Online that Tanous is "truthful and blunt."

In other show casting news, Simon Barney will NOT appear again on the series, but viewers will see a lot of Tamra Barney's new boyfriend, Eddie Judge.

Judge and Tanous join established Real Housewives Barney, Bellino, Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi.

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The Hills is history. Now Heidi Montag's would-be reality show is too.

We know this must be devastating news, but try to keep it together.

Buffoons

The star planned to pair up with pal and former Hills hanger-on Jen Bunney on the world's worst reality show this year, but the Bun says that's off.

Well, for Heidi at least. She's still interested!

"I was supposed to do a reality show with Heidi, but it looks like some things have changed," Bunney writes on her blog, which apparently exists.

Heidi Montag and Jen Bunney, pre-face realignment.

What's more, she doesn't know if "Heidi wants to be involved in reality TV at the moment with everything going on in her personal life (no we are not in a fight, and no Heidi is not "dropping" me to do reality shows with the twins)."

Bunney's comments come amid rumors that Heidi Montag is shopping The Heidi Show with Hugh Hefner's exes, Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

Amazingly, Jen may still move forward sans Heidi: "Since that recent development our original network and some others have offered to continue on with the show despite Heidi possibly not being involved, which I just recently agreed to."

LOL. A Jen Bunney reality show? Honestly?

"I respect that she has a lot to deal with right now and have to decided to go ahead and move forward with it alone, since these opportunities have presented themselves (my hope is that she will want to be involved later on)," says Bunney.

"So I have already been to a few really productive meetings in the past few weeks, and the show is moving forward, looking to air this January."

No way this ever airs. None.

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If Mario Lopez has taught us anything, it's that a star athlete really can letter in every single high school sport - and that any random celebrity with an uninteresting life can sign a deal to star in their own reality show.

Following Mario's lead, Aubrey O'Day has lowered the bar even further!

The former Danity Kane lead singer and attention whore, who we last heard from in 2009, will star on her own show on Oxygen, The Aubrey O'Day Project.

According to Perez Hilton, the show will follow Aubrey as she desperately tries to find her way back into the music industry while "working with a dedicated team of industry professionals." By professionals, they likely mean porn producers.

O'Day Pic

The Aubrey O'Day Project: Must-see TV in the making.

Amy Introcaso-Davis, Senior VP of Original Programming and Development over at Oxygen, has high hopes for this riveting new show, saying:

"Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on." NOTE: They have? Really?

"We're excited to deliver her story as she battles issues that resonate, from self-doubt and body image to a desire for success and redemption."

So true. What young girl can't relate to a washed-up, trashy singer of an E-list pop group who gets naked at every opportunity just to stay relevant?

Set your DVR now!

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You'll never believe this, but a woman who starred on For the Love of Ray J has made the move to porn.

Granted, that's about a six-inch step away from the reality show on which she appeared, but fans of that VH1 series are still buzzing over the news that Bethany Benz is now an adult movie actress.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

She went by the name "Caviar" on the dating competition - and if the man who made Kim Kardashian famous had known she'd end up in this industry, he likely would have proposed to Benz on the spot.

Of Russian and Nigerian descent, Caviar has grinded in music videos for R. Kelly and posed in photo shoots for Motorsports Magazine, Jet Magazine, and Rolling Out Magazine.

She goes all the way in a film produced by Bang Bros., a photo from which you can view HERE. It's not exactly safe for work, but trust us: it's the safest image we could legally publish on this site.

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Having just been a part of scripted history in the climactic scene on Tuesday's series finale of The Hills, is Brody Jenner already planning a return to reality TV?

In Touch Weekly reports that Brody, who's been on like 13 shows already, is actively pitching a new show for himself and Avril Lavigne - his real girlfriend.

That stuff with Kristin Cavallari was all fake.

According to insiders, Avril isn't down with the idea, so Brody has been "begging" her to consider it. Supposedly, she's "so in love with him" she might agree.

Brody and Avril Photo

BEING BRAVRIL: Will Jenner and Lavigne get their own show? What would they call it, and would anyone watch it? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Maybe that's why he got that tattoo. Now she has to do it, right? Look at the strength of commitment he showed to their relationship ... reciprocate, already!

Basically, it sounds she doesn't want to say no - but she REALLY doesn't want to do it either. Bet you she caves, though. The women of Hollywood usually do.

Can you blame them? It's Brody Jenner.

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Mario Lopez has really nice muscles and knocked up Courtney Mazza outside of marriage.

Therefore, the host of Extra and America's Best Dance Crew has naturally signed on to star in a new reality show.

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza

Continuing the confusing trend started by Scott Baio, Kendra Wilkinson and Bethenny Frankel, Lopez is the latest D-list celebrity to land his own series simply because he's expecting a child.

Says VH1 executive Jeff Olde of the former Saved by the Bell star: "Our audience has watched Mario go from a kid in a fictional high school to a man who has succeeded in many different facets of the TV business."

The network has ordered eight episodes of the series, which still lacks a title. Allow THG to offer a few ideas:

  • The Bayside Bachelor
  • A.C. 360
  • Wrestling with Fatherhood
  • Saved by the Bell: The Really New Class
  • Celebrity Ab-prentice

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The world agrees: thank goodness Abby Sunderland is safe and sound.

Following the rescue of this 16-year old sailor, though, a new debate has emerged: were her parents irresponsible for allowing her to sail around the globe in the first place?

If you're of the opinion that Abby's parents should never have let their teenage child embark on such a dangerous mission, the following piece of news won't exactly change your mind about Mr. and Mrs. Sunderland:

The New York Post reports they are broke and Laurence Sunderland had signed a deal to film a reality show (Adventures in Sunderland) weeks after Abby set off on her doomed sail.

"The show might be about family, it might be about Abigail's trip. It's something that was shopped around," he told the newspaper. "We thought it might be a good idea if it was encouraging to kids to get out there and do things."

Mr. Sunderland insists, however, that his daughter's dangerous trip was not a PR stunt for the series, which he says was "the last thing on my mind" when Abby lost contact with her family for 20 hours last week.

"That's absolutely ridiculous. My passion is first and foremost for my children and their endeavors. And it's absolutely, totally ridiculous and totally unfounded," Sunderland told Larry King of last night of allegations he staged Abby's trip for publicity.

Abby agrees. She blogged yesterday that her solo navigation was "the best thing I have ever done or been through and I don't ever want to forget all the great times... or the bad ones for that matter."

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Might Lindsay Lohan be the next Celebrity Apprentice?

Celebrity Rehab might be a better fit, but Donald Trump is supposedly angling for the train wreck to star on the former, which is somehow still on the air.

"Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes,” Lohan’s mom Dina said. “I think it’s a great idea for her."

"But Lindsay has two movies coming up [Machete and Inferno], so I actually don’t know if Lindsay has the time. It may conflict with her schedule.”

Know what else could conflict with it? Legal problems.

Because of her court-ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle, “She can’t leave L.A., the judge won’t even let Lindsay go to Texas," Dina laments.

Out on Bail

YOU'RE HIGHER: Hopefully The Donald doesn't conduct random drug tests.

Lindsay Lohan would be biggest mess in the history of the reality show, although she'd also be a ratings draw - since people hate her so much, supposedly.

As such, Dina insists that Lindsay is slated to discuss the possibility of appearing on Celebrity Apprentice with Trump this week if schedules and legalities permit.

Dina adds that the business mogul approached Lindsay because of his relationship with the Lohans (something most businesspeople would never openly admit to).

“He’s a very good friend of the family and he’s had our back for years,” the troubled actress' mom says. “He’s a great dad, and he would do anything to help us.”

If not Celebrity Apprentice, Lindsay Lohan belongs in ...

 

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Bravo is asking viewers to go back in time.

See, Bethenny Frankel is already married. Moreover, she's already given birth to a daughter. But that isn't stopping Bravo from thinking viewers will have an interest in watching how this all came aboard, as Bethenny Getting Married premieres tonight.

Bethenny at the VMAs

Sadly, the network is probably correct.

So, what will this spin-off be about? Frankel tells E! News one thing for certain: it will NOT feature any Real Housewives of New York City:

"It's not my life anymore. It's not a cliché when I say I don't believe in staying at a party too long... This is a time I really want people who are good for me, good for my family. I want clean energy and everyone to be happy."

Cameras will actually follow Bethenny into therapy, something she says was her idea.

"I need therapy [but normally] I don't have time to go. To be able to have therapy once a week [for the show], I run there. I don't even notice the cameras. It's a true depiction of my life, [and] I've learned a lot."

Wait - what?!? Bethenny needs psychiatric help... but doesn't have time to go unless it's for a show... and this is a true depiction of her life?!? That might be the least logical statement we've ever heard (and we've listened to Tila Tequila speak!).

In closing, Bethenny wants everyone to understand her better and says:

"I could have a C-section and not be on any pain medication, but if you give me too small a portion at the ice cream store I have a nervous breakdown. That's the kind of person I am."

And this is the kind of person people want to watch?