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Might Toddlers & Tiaras soon not be the most nauseating show on television?

The same network that gives a platform to pathetic, demanding parents of children that will one day require years of therapy has announced that Ted Haggard: Scandalous will air on January 16.

The one-hour special will focus on the former head of the National Association of Evangelicals, who was caught having an affair with a male prostitute and has also admitted to crystal meth use.

Haggard is opening a new ministry in Colorado Springs and says of the series:

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Having been banished from Jersey Shore twice in as many seasons, the exiled Angelina Pivarnick is now gearing up for her own reality TV show.

Don't hold your breath there, girlfriend.

After her single “I’m Hot” inexplicably failed to gain any fans in the music world, she’s grappling to stay in the limelight by any means necessary.

Dirty Little Hamster

Desperate times call for desperate fame whores.

She’s even in talks with her sworn enemy, Kerry Schwartz of VH1’s Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair to star in a reality new series together.

Somehow, we don't see it happening. Just a hunch.

The two enemies were even scheduled for a celebrity boxing match at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City but never made it into the ring.

They both were involved in separate altercations before their bout, of course. Aside from bar fights, this may be the last time you hear of either.

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In news absolutely no one could have seen coming when they got married in 2009, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have officially been given a reality show of their own.

Confirmed E! Executive Vice President Lisa Berger today: "Khloe and Lamar are such a dynamic couple that we just knew we had to give them their own series."

Season one of the series will consist of eight episodes and also feature the pair's quasi roommate, Rob Kardashian. You won't believe this, but cameras will capture him trying to break into the music industry.

"Lamar and I are so blessed to have been given such an amazing opportunity to take this journey together as a couple," Khloe told the network. "I know that it will only strengthen the bond we have and the love we share for each other."

Right. Because that's exactly what always happens to couples that star on reality television together.

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It might appear as though they do nothing but party, pose on the red carpet and give magazine interviews, but Kourtney Kardashian wants to make it clear: she and sister Kim Kardashian work HARD.

Viewers will find out what this means when Kourtney & Kim Take New York premieres this month on E!.

Return of the Body!!!

Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian found time recently to get her bikini body back about 12 times AND open up a store in NYC.

"We were shocked at how much harder it was to open a store in New York as compared to Los Angeles and Miami," Kourtney told People. "We are on the same block as mega successful stores like Chanel so we really had our work cut out for us. It was a lot more detail and worry than we ever imagined."

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Late last week, Kim Kardashian destroyed every eardrum in Las Vegas with the first rendition of her single "Tune It Up." It was seriously atrocious stuff.

But was it the worst song ever unleashed? That remains to be decided.

Kim has serious competition from an assortment of other reality stars who were convinced the public needed to do more than just watch them recite scripted lines on television. Below, starting with Kardashian's foray into the industry, we've compiled a quintet of truly awful tunes. Listen to each and then vote on the worst of the worst...

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It's a question all fathers have asked themselves: How much should I charge a network for featuring my son on a reality TV show?

For Scott Disick, that answer is reportedly $5,000. For producers of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which debuts January 23 on E!, their response is: HA!

Scott and Mason

$mile, $on!

Sources close to the show say E! offered $1,000/episode in exchange for Mason to appear on the upcoming spin-off, but Disick "played hardball" and "bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."

Scott's greed, of course, will likely benefit to Mason in the long run.

But, don't worry folks, there are still more Kardashian-related programs on the way. Khloe and Lamar Odom have signed on for a new reality show. Thank goodness.

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It was only a matter of time before Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got their own show. Every other combination of people in that useless family has.

The L.A. Lakers star and the ... whatever she is will begin filming this awesome E! spinoff show in the spring, according to Us Weekly and Radar Online.

Katch Up!

No word on when Kendall and Kylie Jenner get theirs.

Because we don't know enough about the Kardashians.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians first gave us a glimpse into their lives in 2007. Khloe Kardashian then spun off with Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Khloe and Lamar married in September of last year 2009 and he's been making regular appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians since.

Their spinoff show, which has yet to be titled, is expected to be a Newlyweds-style effort, offering insight into Khloe's day-to-day life as a wife.

She'll also play stepmother to Lamar's two children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., who he had with ex Liza Morales. Should be absolutely riveting TV.

What do you think? Will you watch a Khlomar spinoff?

 

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She's bold, she's daring and she's officially a Real Housewife of New York.

Following the initial announcement in September, Bravo has released a statement confirming that spa owner Cindy Barshop is taking over for Bethenny Frankel on The Real Housewives of New York.

Said Bravo programming VP Christian Barcellos to The New York Post:

"She's the epitome of the go-go New Yorker who lives downtown in an absolutely fabulous West Village loft. She has made some really bold, daring lifestyle choices [that] are really cool and laudable and hopefully will invite watercooler conversations.

"She's done some unorthodox things, and she owns it.. She brings a distinct flavor to the ensemble."

Are you excited, Housewives fans, for the addition of Barshop?

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Paula Abdul is almost back, reality TV fans.

After walking away from American Idol about 18 months ago, the beloved/loopy judge is back with Live to Dance, a CBS competition that premieres on January 4. She tells TV Guide the program, previewed below, is "about celebration."

"It's about celebrating acts that move forward as opposed to who's going home," Abdul told the publication. "We're the only show that has all ages. You could be a soloist, duo or group of any size. There are some acts that came in with 50 people! And I don't try to take them out of their element and do routines in a style they've never done before."

Abdul will be joined on the Live to Dance judging table by Kimberly Wyatt and Travis Payne, while the singer also says there will be 90-foot "Dance Domes" under which contestants will perform.

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Jersey Shore star Pauly D, a.k.a. DJ Pauly D, a.k.a. Rhode Island's most famous DJ, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio, is a man who needs no introduction.

It's little surprise, then, that he just landed his own MTV spinoff series, beating out co-stars Snooki, The Situation and JWoww for that honor.

"At the heart of Jersey Shore is the unique, genuine cast and Pauly D embodies both qualities," said Chris Linn, Executive V.P. of Programming.

The rumored spinoff title: Pauly's World.

Next year, this DJ gets to spin ... off!

Pauly D recently closed the series option deal after filming a pilot for 495 Productions, the company behind Jersey Shore, this past September.

"He's distinguished himself onscreen as the fun-loving, well-coiffed and dependable guy you can't help but want to hang out with," Linn says.

"We know viewers are curious about his life away from the Jersey Shore and we look forward to exploring new possibilities around that."

Before his spinoff hits the air, Pauly will appear with his cohorts this winter. Check out the Jersey Shore Season 3 trailer for a preview!