Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are back - across the Atlantic.
The former stars of The Hills are among the famous faces who agreed to give up any and all privacy (shocking) for the British reality show Celebrity Big Brother.
The gruesome twosome became the first married couple to ever enter the house during the series premiere last night, but were dealt a low blow right away.
Ushered into the dingy basement in a cruel twist, Speidi joined half of the cast with basic rations and no running water as the rest enjoyed a champagne reception.
Sort of sums up Spencer and Heidi's career downfall.