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The world of reality television gave us a lot of poop talk this week, along with Si Robertson finally catching up to the 21st century, a former NBA star being cast on Survivor and a young mother choosing to terminate her fetus.

On DANCE MOMS, the crew took off for Virginia and did battle with their arch rival, as a fight broke out among the parents over rehearsal time and other issues these adults take way too seriously.

Such as? Watch Dance Moms online for the answer:

On TEEN MOM 2, things grew quite serious, as we caught up with the four main ladies, learned one of their children had been diagnosed with a series disorder and also watch Jenelle chose to have an abortion.

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Who proposed? Who took up karate? And who broke down in tears over her dog and her father?

The answers to all these questions and many more await! Scroll down now for the THG Reality TV Rundown from a very busy Monday...

Scott Disick Karate GIF

On KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, the above scene happened. Scott Disick learned karate, Khloe Kardashian heard from Lamar's angry father and Kris Jenner hung out with Ben Flajnik.

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On THE BACHELOR, Juan Pablo Galavis and company took to the field pitch in order to play with balls. Soccer balls, people! Come on now.

There were individual dates. There were roses handed out. And, naturally, there were tears. From whom and for what reason? Watch The Bachelor online now:

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There was mud. There were mullets. There was pooting. And there was sex talk based around cereal.

Yes, folks, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo kicked off Season 3 in style last night.

The opening episode centered around Sugar Bear needing his own space, especially when talked to maxi pads and when Pumpkin turned the house into her own beauty parlor.

Enter The Manper.

This monstrosity was parked in the driveway, much to June Shannon's outrage, as the woman who "wears the stretch pants" in the family insisted she'd force her now-husband to get rid of it.

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Duck Dynasty kicked off Season 5 with back-to-back episodes last night... and nary a word about the Phil Robertson gay controversy.

Nope. It was business as usual for this family, which welcomed back a loved one and which held a few totally insane (read: awesome) conversations.

Viewers met Rebecca (and her five suitcases) early in the opener. Willie and Korie’s exchange-student-turned-daughter, she spent the last two years interning in the fashion industry way out in Los Angeles.

We were taken into her welcome home party, but couldn't focus on anything aside from Si watching Air Bud (because he was sick) and taking a stance more controversial than anything Phil said about homosexual or teen marriage:

Air Bud is superior to Jason Bourne.

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Andrea Clevenger, a former star of some TLC reality show titled "Cheer Perfection," has been arrested on charges that she raped a boy under the age of 14.

Clevenger turned herself in to authorities in Arkansas today after two felony warrants - one for rape and one for engaging children in sexually explicit conduct for use in a visual or print medium - were issued for her arrest.

TMZ has obtained the legal documents and one of them states the boy in question was 13 at the time of the alleged incident.

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Kim threw a graduation party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, one filled with drunken drama and a burger binge.

The episode started off with a pole dancing class, something no viewer really wants to see. But it did help that Carlton (not Brandi!) showed up wasted on tequila. That raises the entertainment level of any situation.

Carlton also claimed she was a pole dancing virgin, but is anyone else buying it? After the booty shorts she donned and the moves she put on?

After making like strippers, she and Brandi headed to Kim's daughter's shindig, scarcely making it past the front steps before two major distractions stopped them cold:

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Khloe Kardashian is looking fierce in a new promotional photo for RuPaul's Drag Race.

And why is this reality star posing alongside Hollywood's most famous drag queen?

Because Khloe has been tapped as one of the show's upcoming guest judges, that's why.

Khloe Kardashian and RuPaul

"I've been a huge fan of RuPaul's Drag Race for years. Every episode is packed with glamour, beauty secrets and fashion – all things I love!" the sister of Kim Kardashian says in a statement, adding.

"It really was a dream come true to be a guest judge this season. My favorite part was working with RuPaul who is a legend and getting to know the contestants – they are all so talented. I am cheering for them all!" Indeed, Khloe guest-judges not one but two episodes!

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Abby Lee Miller may recently have been attacked by a parent on Dance Moms, but at least the reality star is no longer under attack by her creditors.

TMZ insiders confirm that Miller successfully emerged from bankruptcy in late December, following a Chapter 7 filing from three years earlier.

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The Pittsburgh-based dance instructor claimed assets of $325,000 on those 2010 documents, along with debts that totaled over $400,000. Most of the latter was based on a defaulted mortgage.

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Hello... anyone? Any D-lister out there? VH1 is calling.

With Season 4 of this popular series in full swing, producers are taking the reality show to Los Angeles for a spinoff, but are facing an unexpected problem there: No one wants to star in it!

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Ray J was originally meant to headline the program, but the man who made Kim Kardashian famous is busy hosting Oxygen's Bad Girls Club All-Stars."

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We are just over two months away from the return of cat fights, backstabbing and totally scripted episodes on a weekly basis… Big Apple style!

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 premieres on March 11 with a new cast member (Kristen Taekman) and with far less of an old cast member:

LuAnn de Lesseps has been demoted to recurring status. Yes, she'll still appear. But, no, she isn't included in the following cast photo alongside Taekman, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Heather Thomson, Carole Radziwill, Aviva Drescher.

Real Housewives of New York City Season Season 6 Cast

As for what fans can actually expect from fresh installments?

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