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It's depressing but true:

Kate Gosselin and her kids are returning to television for a Kate Plus 8 special that will not include the children's father and Kate's estranged ex, Jon Gosselin.

But if you're concerned over these kids once again being placed in the spotlight, don't be. They are "extremely excited" for the opportunity... according to Kate Gosselin, that is.

Kate tells Us Weekly that the kids "cheered like crazy" when she told them of the one-time TLC episode, which will be an hour in length and catch viewers up on where this family stands.

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Kate Gosselin is returning to TLC with her brood, the network announced. A one-hour special this summer will catch us up on Kate Plus 8 ... and Minus Jon.

"In 2007, viewers first fell in love with one of the most talked about families in reality television history," the network shared of the Gosselin family in a release.

The Pennsylvania-based duo rapidly rose to fame, raising Cara and Mady, now 13, and sextuplets, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah, and Joel, age 9.

The couple then dominated news with their off-screen antics, and bitter divorce in 2009. Jon & Kate Plus 8 became Kate Plus 8, then ended in 2011.

The TLC special will get Jon & Kate fans "up to speed" on what has changed since, including how the kids have grown, and Kate's "evolving life and career."

Finally, TLC plans to take a "look back" at some of the most memorable, "poignant family moments" experienced by the Gosselins through the years.

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The best show in the history of television will soon return to NBC.

According to the man at the center of its table, that is.

Yes, Celebrity Apprentice is somehow still around and Donald Trump will be welcoming a new group of D-Listers at some point in 2014.

According to TMZ, the cast will include one member from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and one from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

It will also be comprised of television's worst mother and maybe it's worst journalist. Here's a look at who has been confirmed thus far:

Celebrity Apprentice Cast Pics: Who's In?
Kate Gosselin is a pretty terrible human being. She has been cast on Celebrity Apprentice.
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Kate Gosselin

1. Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin is a pretty terrible human being. She has been cast on Celebrity Apprentice.


Geraldo Rivera

2. Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera can report on the news. But can he make it as Celebrity Apprentice champion?


Keshia Knight Pulliam

3. Keshia Knight Pulliam

We'll always love Keshia Knight Pulliam for her role on The Cosby Show. She has been cast in 2014 on Celebrity Apprentice.


Brandi Glanville

4. Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville is perfect for Celebrity Apprentice. She'll stir up some drama.


Kenya Moore

5. Kenya Moore

From Atlanta to Celebrity Apprentice, Kenya Moore is ready for business. Literally!


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Last night, USA debuted Chrisley Knows Best, a series centered around a ridiculously rich family in Atlanta whose patriarch lives to tell the world just how rich he is.

Also on Tuesday, WEtv announced it will soon air Sex Box, a reality show centered around married couples having sex... in a box.

They will then emerge and discuss their relationship with a bunch of so-called experts on camera. We really wish we were making this up.

But the small screen has been home to the trashiest of the trashiest over the past few years, and that was before OWN gave a platform to Lindsay Lohan!

Here's a rundown of 13 reality programs that have actually, truly, seriously existed at one time or another. For real, people...

13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed
Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.
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Sex Box

1. Sex Box

Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.


Bridalplasty

2. Bridalplasty

On Bridalplasty, women competed in a series of challenges. The winner earned some pre-wedding plastic surgery.


Naked and Afraid

3. Naked and Afraid

Naked and Afraid airs on Discovery. It follows two people left on an island who are naked and, we presume, afraid.


Extreme Cheapskates

4. Extreme Cheapskates

The name of Extreme Cheapskates explains this show perfectly. It has aired for two seasons!


Alaskan Women Looking for Love

5. Alaskan Women Looking for Love

Nope. Sarah Palin did not star in the most absurd Alaska-based reality show of our time.


Married By America

6. Married By America

Fortunately, no one went through with a marriage on Married By America. BUT THE SHOW STILL EXISTED. On Fox, naturally.


Temptation Island

7. Temptation Island

Probably the crazy reality show that started it all. A bunch of couples were thrown into the tropics with singles who wanted to totally do them.


My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance

8. My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance

My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance featured a woman being promised a big check if she marries a guy set up by reality show producers within a 12-day time frame... with her family present at the wedding.


Boy Meets Boy

9. Boy Meets Boy

A gay man is put into a house and must decide which suitor to date. Except he doesn't know that some of them are straight!


Who's Your Daddy?

10. Who's Your Daddy?

Who's Your Daddy? featured an adopted woman earning $100,000 if she could guess the identity of her birth father from a group of 25.


Are You Hot?

11. Are You Hot?

Are You Hot? said it was a "search for the world's sexist people." Props for unabashed honesty at least.


Toddlers & Tiaras

12. Toddlers & Tiaras

It's bad enough that Toddlers & Tiaras exists... let alone that it's such a popular series on TLC.


Chrisley Knows Best

13. Chrisley Knows Best

Say hello to the cast of Chrisley Knows Best. They are VERY, VERY rich.


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Move over, Teresa Giudice. Take a seat, Kim Richards. Nice try, Ramona Singer.

There's a new obnoxious, wealthy, self-centered, terrible person taking over the reality television universe. And his name is Todd Chrisley.

We met this patriarch on the premiere of Chrisley Knows Best last night, USA's attempt to capitalize on viewers' confounding obsession with the mega rich.

Todd is a self-made millionaire who lives in a 30,000 square foot mansion.

He is very controlling in both his business life and his personal life, as evidenced by the most memorably heinous moments from the opener. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County are preparing for a new season full of new faces.

Kicking off April 14, Season 9 of this Bravo franchise will feature the returns of series regulars Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson and Heather Dubrow, along with new three new cast members:

  1. Shannon Beador
  2. Lizzie Rovsek
  3. Danielle Gregorio

Here's your first look at the complete cast, minus Gregorio, who will only be a recurring player.

Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi have left the show, with Shannon (a mother of three who hates toxins) and Lizzie (an ex-Miss Kentucky and owner of a swimwear company) coming on board.

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You won't believe this, but things are about to get catty on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

On March 17, Bravo will kick off a three-part reunion special with an episode of this franchise that features Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Brandi Glanville, Yolanda Foster, Kim Richards, Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud totally going at it.

Look for Kyle to sling some "witchy f—king poo" in Carlton's face, while the latter refers to her rival as "trash."

Brandi says Lisa has been a "sh-tty friend" and that she can "manipulate" anyone.

Fun times all around! Watch footage from the reunion now:

And watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at TV Fanatic if you need to catch up.

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On last week's special episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian.

On tonight's new installment of the E! series, meanwhile, Kendall Jenner will come up with a proposal of her own: She wants to move out when she turns 18.

Look for Kendall's siblings to be less than enthusiastic about this plan, while Kourtney is focused on a plan of her own: She yearns to hold a yard sale.

Will she get her sisters on board?!?

Check out two clips from the episode and watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic if you need to catch up. Sorry, katch up...

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Following an American Idol ladies night that saw this competition pare its final 15 females down to 10, the remaining men took to the live stage on Wednesday.

So, who stood out? Aside from Daughtry and Adam Lambert, both of whom stopped by to offer the guys some advice?

Sam Woolf Picture

Spencer Lloyd was referred to as an "undeniable" star for his take on The Fray’s “Love Don’t Die," while Sam Woolf was told he has a "voice that's just money" after singing David Gray's "Babylon."

Both are white guys with guitars. We could totally see them winning.

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Randy Jackson made his unwanted random triumphant return to American Idol last night.

On the first episode of Rush Week, the former judge debuted as an in-house mentor who offered such gems to contestants as "You’ve gotta give it your all" and "You’ve gotta give your best performance.”

Seriously, what would we do without the Dawg?

Randy Jackson Returns!

Viewers then learned that five women (Austin Wolfe, Kenzie Hall, Brandy Neely, Andrina Brogden and Jillian Jensen) were cut prior to singing a single note, leaving us with 10 to perform for their Season 13 lives.

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