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Of all the former Jersey Shore cast members, few have struggled with life post-MTV as much as Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

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The six-packed, self-proclaimed "guido" happily took on the villain role on the popular reality series but found that by the end of the show's run, viewers and castmates alike had grown tired of his antics.

As the pressure of fame and playing the bad guy increased, The Situation fought addiction, did a stint and rehab and looked like he'd been permanently relegated to the "Where are they now?" file.

Now, it appears The Sitch will get a second shot at stardom as the TVGN network announced today that they've cast Mike and his family in a new unscripted series titled The Sorrentinos.

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Lindsay Lohan has been working on a comeback now for longer than she ever had a career, so it's safe to assume the actress was desperately hoping her self-titled reality series would win the public back to her side.

Problem is, the public isn't watching.

Initial curiosity may have helped Lindsay's ratings for its debut episode, but the show has seen a sharp, steady decline in viewership ever since.

The show lost over 150,000 viewers (nearly a quarter of its audience) in its second week and not even the drama of Lindsay's sex list could help her show 's third and fourth episodes, as even lower ratings are expected to be announced.

To make matters worse, Lindsay is broke again, having reportedly blown through the $2 million paycheck she received from OWN.

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Lindsay Lohan's OWN network series (the creatively-titled "Lindsay") has been mostly a carefully orchestrated BS-fest, but on occasion, the actress/professional trainwreck lets her guard down.

On last night's episode, for example, Lindsay admitted she's basically teetering on the brink of a relapse at all times.

"I do love the nightlife and hearing loud music and laughing and having fun," Lohan told the cameras. "I'm sober, but it's been very close. It came very close and it's scary."

Yes, Linds still goes out partying at the same Hollywood hot spots where she got into trouble in the first place. But don't worry, this time she has a sober coach in tow.

Or at least she did...

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Move over, Joe Millionaire. The Fox network now has an even more devious dating show designed to deceive a group of gullible single women. 

I Want to Marry Harry is a reality series/cruel practical joke set to air this summer in which 12 single women are fooled into believing they have a chance to get hitched to Prince Harry.

The show uses professional Harry lookalike Matthew Hicks to convince the women they have a shot at love and royalty with William's younger brother.

"Harry" will reveal his true identity only after he's selected one "lucky" lady.

Somewhere, Kate Middleton will be watching and laughing her royal arse off. 

I Want to Marry Harry will premiere at 8 p.m. May 27, on Fox. 

What do you think? Would you watch?

 

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Brandi Glanville and Kate Gosselin both became famous without doing a lick of work and they clearly have no intention of changing their ways now.

  • Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice
  • Kate Gosselin on Celebrity Apprentice

The somehow still relevant reality stars traded in their signature attire (form-fitting cocktail dresses for Glanville, fleece and sweats for Gosselin) for the trademark red cap and shirt of the Pie Face bakery staff while shooting season 14 of Celebrity Apprentice.

But as workers and customers at the growing NYC chain soon realized - you can put the girls in a uniform, but you can't make them work. 

One onlooker described the pair as "not really working at all" and noted that they appeared to be keeping their distance from one another. "I know my kids' names, if you want to ask that," Kate bafflingly joked to a customer.

The remark reportedly earned her a hateful glare from Brandi.

Shawn Johnson, Leeza Gibbons and Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta fame were also on hand as the ladies compete for a place in Donald Trump's heart.

Apparently some people consider that a prize. 

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Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

Kourt and Khloe

From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

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First a controversial Vogue cover and now he's making her a queen! Sort of. If being queen of a fast food dominion counts.

Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian 10 Burger King restaurants as a wedding present. Because nothing says "I Love You" like flame-broiled Whoppers.

Burger King tweeted the following spoof of the now infamous Vogue cover with the caption: "Vogue cover and 10 Buger Kings for a wedding present. #kimye #likeaking."

"She owns all the jewels anyone could ever want, so he is taking the practical route by investing in businesses for her instead," said an insider close to the couple.

"He knows the fast food industry is reliable and lucrative, plus BK is international, so he thinks it's the perfect fit for Kim."

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Just two minutes into last night's Dancing With the Stars, hosts Erin Andrews and Tom Bergeron shocked the couples with the news that not one but TWO sets of dancers wouldn't make it to the credits.

Then the hosts told them that the celebs would be dancing the dance they said they most wanted to perform when they had no dancing experience.

Hope they're all quick studies!

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Danica McKellar and Val Chmerkovskiy in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Candace Cameron Bure and Mark Ballas

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Candace Cameron Bure and Mark Ballas in a promotional pic from the new season of DWTS


Charlie White and Sharna Burgess

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Charlie White and Sharna Burgess in a promotional pic from the new season of DWTS


Meryl Davis and Maks Chmerkovskiy

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Meryl Davis and Maks Chmerkovskiy in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


NeNe Leakes and Tony Dovolani

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NeNe Leakes and Tony Dovolani in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Drew Carey and Cheryl Burke

6. Drew Carey and Cheryl Burke

Drew Carey and Cheryl Burke in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Cody Simpson and Witney Carson

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Cody Simpson and Witney Carson in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Billy Dee Williams and Emma Slater

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Billy Dee Williams and Emma Slater in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd

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Diana Nyad and Henry Byalikov

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Sean Avery and Karina Smirnoff

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Sean Avery and Karina Smirnoff in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Amy Purdy and Derek Hough

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Amy Purdy and Derek Hough in a promotional photo for the new season of DWTS


Drew Carey and Cheryl Burke went first, dancing the jive. They are safe for another week with a score of 21.

Danica McKellar and Val Chmerkovskiy did a sexy samba after which judge Bruno Tonioli called Winnie Cooper a "sexy little jungle cat."

"Beautiful to look at but not quite tamed." 

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It was Kim's turn to pile on Lisa Vanderpump during the part two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show. Not that any of these women are exactly deserving of sympathy, but some of the barbs directed at Lisa were kind of ridiculous.

Lisa once shut a bathroom door and that was cause for much dismay.

Yes. We're serious. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 4 episode 21 was quite the showdown between Lisa and Kim.

Kim had quite the contradictory statements about good ol' Lisa Vanderpump last night. First, she doesn't trust Lisa. Second, she was "heartbroken" that Lisa didn't attend a graduation party thrown in honor of Kim's daughter.

If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, or any of the Real Housewives franchise installments, you know that statements like those are par for the course. These women can't make up their minds and constantly manufacture drama.

It keeps them...relevant trainwrecks​ entertaining?

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Talk about your Sister Act! Sister Cristina Scuccia is destined to be a headliner!

The 25-year old descended upon The Voice Italy, stunning all four judges there during the blind auditions with her rendition of Alicia Key's "No One."

Sister Scuccia prompted each of the judges to turn around ... only to be even more stunned to see her for the first time wearing her habit and rocking out on stage.

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