Randy Quaid

An arrest warrant has been issued this afternoon for actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi Quaid, according to various news reports. The charge? Burglary.

The married couple stands accused of allegedly stealing thousands from the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara, Calif. How does that work exactly?

A burglary warrant was issued for them because authorities believe when they rented the hotel room they had the intention of staying without paying.

That fits the definition of burglary.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department obtained the warrant this past Monday, after Randy and Evi Quaid allegedly skipped out on a huge bill.

Randy Quaid and wife Evi apparently rip off B&Bs. You think you've seen it all.

UPDATE: The Quaids have been arrested in west Texas. Presidio County sheriff's officials say Quaid and wife Evi are in custody in the town of Marfa.

Detectives have yet to interview the actor in conjunction with the case, but law enforcement sources say Randy and Evi Quaid have a pattern of this.

Yes, a habit of staying in pricey hotels and stiffing the places when they leave. Authorities are therefore trying to nail Quaid and his wife for burglary.

Police believe the Quaids were scamming the San Ysidro Ranch because they have done it before - to the Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among other places.

In addition to burglary, the warrant also lists the felonies of defrauding an innkeeper, and conspiracy. A bail request of $10,000 each has been set.

The last time we heard from Evi Quaid? Well, she went insane.

She can always turn to Britney Spears to feel sane by comparison, but Evi Quaid, who is married to Randy Quaid, is pretty frickin' crazy!

According to TMZ, Evi Quaid caused a scene (we mean she went crazy) recently at the offices of the Actor's Equity Association, which had some sort of problem with Randy Quaid - 23 members filed charges against the actor in connection with the rehearsal and production of "Lone Star Love" in Seattle.

Well, here's where it gets good. And by good we mean bad.

Evi and Randy Quaid apparently burst into the offices last week, where Evi Quaid started screaming at the (76-year-old) receptionist. She also kicked her repeatedly in the shins with her high-heeled boots - drawing blood.

Evi told several staff members to "f*%k off" and claimed they were part of some Nazi plot to take down Randy Quaid. According to another staffer, Evi screamed:

"I'm going to get you... You are a Nazi bitch."

Evi Quaid, the wife of Randy Quaid, is pretty... insane.

One witness also claims Evi Quaid bitched her out on the phone and when she told her "the call would be terminated" Evi replied simply that she'd "like to terminate your existence on this planet." Well, at least it was well-worded.

Four requests for restraining orders were filed against Evi Quaid.

The documents also say that on January 23, both Randy and Evi Quaid showed up to the Association's office in L.A., allegedly causing quite a scene.

One member says, "I asked for assistance as I felt threatened and I feared both Mr. and Ms. Quaid could physically attack me."