Sorry, folks. You haven't heard the last about a naked Verne Troyer giving it to ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider.
While it may soon be removed due to legal issues, copies of the sex tape involving this former couple are now available online.
Take a look at the following images - continued on this article's jump - from it now and decide for yourself if you wanna purchase it*...
Ranae Shrider may have tossed Verne Troyer around physically.
But the the sex tape star's lawyer is really giving it to the tiny actor verbally.
As reported by TMZ, Keith Davidson refers to Troyer as "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity."
Come on, Mr. Davidson, tell us how you really feel!
"Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions."
It's time to choose a side, America: Are you on Team Ranae or Team Verne?
Verne Troyer's ex is firing back at the 2'8" actor after he accused her of emotional and physical abuse in a $20 million lawsuit filed yesterday.
"This lawsuit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp," Holly Bannon, a rep for Ranae Shrider, said in a statement.
"The claim is, in our opinion, a shamelessly transparent attempt to generate as much publicity as he can from his less than average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru."
Now that's a low blow. Even more so than the kind she's used to.
Thursday, lawyers for Verne Troyer said he feared for his safety after Shrider beat him, dropped him and, another time, held him against his will.
Troyer's lawyer said, in what may be the celebrity quote of the year: "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
But Ranae Shrider's rep says it's all bogus. Continue Reading...
As if this developing story couldn't get any weirder, Verne Troyer is now suing Ranae Shrider for allegedly beating the hell out of him.
In a lawsuit which will be filed in Federal court soon, Troyer is accusing Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery.
Verne's lawyer, Ed McPherson, tells celebrity news site TMZ, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
Well, it's hard to argue with that.
Others are being sued here as well, including some lawyer who allegedly tried to broker a deal for the sale of the Verne Troyer sex tape.
In the lawsuit, Verne Troyer basically says Ranae Shrider terrorized him.
Once, she even picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block it, and threw him on the floor. Ouch.
The price of the damages Ranae Shrider did to him? A paltry $20 million. We'll see if Verne's lawsuit holds up or if he takes another (legal) beating ...
Attention, Jessica Simpson: You have competition in the attention whore department!
Ranae Shrider - who has already sworn in court that she was behind the Verne Troyer sex tape leak - is now selling stories of herself and the diminutive actor to any publication that comes knocking.
No snarky comments on our part can do justice to the following words, given to Great Britain's News of the World in an interview. So we'll just quote the gold digger directly:
On Almost Drowning Verne Troyer: "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him.
Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer on their first date. Who could have guessed this would have led to a sex tape years later?
Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, âRanae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming poolâ"and he CAN'T swim.
I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."
On Troyer's Obsession with Himself: "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby.
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Ranae: Time to walk the dogs!
You may now be grossed out by Verne Troyer's mini-menis once again.
In news as shocking as that of Kristy Morgan nude appearing in Playboy next month, it's been revealed that Ranae Shrider was behind the leaking of her sex video with the tiny actor.
In a signed a declaration filed in federal court this week, Shrider states the tape was created with her video camera and she gave permission to celebrity gossip site TMZ to air it.
As a result, the judge allowed TMZ to reinstate the post featuring snippets of the tape. Check it out NOW!
Ranae Shrider wanted the world to know she was having sex with Verne Troyer. Greed and insecurity can make people do crazy things.
This is almost as shocking as reports that Michael Lohan is trying to make money off his possible Ashley Kaufmann fatherhood.
While Lindsay's disgraceful dad is selling his story of unprotected sex and irresponsible parenting to the tabloids, TMZ reports that Ranae Shrider is shopping the Verne Troyer sex tape.
We'll give you a few moments to recover from the shock of Shrider herself actually being involved in the leaking and selling of the video...
How long until Ranae Shrider nude photos hit the Internet? Weeks? Days? Minutes?
Reports say Shrider actively is shopping the amateur porn around town. She's supposedly asking for a minimum of $25,000 for it. Either that, or a sum equal to the box office tally of Troyer's latest film, The Love Guru.
Those amounts ought to be comparable.
Might Ranae Shrider have leaked her sex tape with Verne Troyer out of vengeance, as opposed narcissism?
In an interview with In Touch Weekly, Shrider said she was hurt that Troyer tried to kept their romance secret.
"He told me he would only tell people he had a girlfriend if they asked, and he hoped nobody would. If you were in a committed relationship, wouldn't you want people to know? It seems bizarre."
It's bizarre, indeed, Ranae. Almost as bizarre as willingly having sex on tape with a midget in the first place, regardless of whether or not you thought the video might be leaked.
Despite appearances and sex videos, all was not well in the relationship between Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer.
What, did you think the Verne Troyer sex tape was the first time this diminutive actor was caught on camera being kissed by Ranae Shrider?
Get with it!
These two have been mugging it up in public for years. Or at least weeks.
Here's a shot of Troyer showing his affection for Black Sabbath, dog tags and kisses that practically envelope his entire, tiny face:
Ranae Shrider lays one on Verne Troyer.
