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Is Kevin Federline so hard up for money these days that he's considering picking up a part-time job at a SoCal gas station? Totally! Check out this pic of K-Fed taken in front of a WE'RE HIRING sign at the local Chevron this weekend.

K-Fed the Procreator

Actually, he's probably just filling up. No way that Kev is so broke after Britney Spears cut him off that he would resort to this. But he does look and act like most of the dirtbags we went to high school with that are now working at gas stations. You know what we're talking about.

To his credit, he worked at a gas station in his younger years, so probably knows how to pump it, unlike some celebrities. *Cough* Oprah!

Also to his credit, he definitely knows how to pump Shar Jackson.

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The saga continues for Britney Spears.

We knew she was about to get down and dirty in an ugly, messy divorce, and that she has made it clear that she's willing whatever it takes to make sure Kevin Federline can't claim another cent -- even if that means giving away Jayden James Federline pictures for free.

Britney Video Twitpic

But we thought she could still afford underwear.

Apparently, in Britney's world, party time (ex-cellent!) means panties are optional. We've seen nude Britney Spears pics before, but these take it to another level. We are talking full-on, shaved crotch shots, people. She is officially out of her pants - and mind. Then again, should we really be surprised? The girl is hanging out with Paris Hilton, after all.

Out of basic decency and respect for Britney, we've covered up the explicit portions of the pics below. But our image gallery still speaks volumes. Behold, a THG photo essay of the newly-single Britney Spears... (click to enlarge)

TOP ROW: Here we see Britney Spears getting pumped up for a night on the town - literally! She's certainly got mad skillz at the pump, unlike that elitist Oprah Winfrey (sorry, Big O). To the right, Brit's terrified son, Sean Preston, is carried by mom while trying to feel up Paris Hilton. It's a position we all know and love.

MIDDLE ROW: Last weekend, Britney was spotted in a green top showing off her absolutely enormous breasts. Not that we're complaining. She looks a tad strung out, though. She should probably sleep more. It only gets worse. On the right, we have a pants-less Spears swarmed by paparazzi. We hate pants too, Brit, but come on. You have to know this is coming when you go out to bars, right?

BOTTOM CROTCH ROW: Captured by photographers at the most inopportune time, Britney was either in the middle of changing outfits during her clubbing romp... or just looking to get romped by a photographer. Seriously. Don't you put on your clothes before opening the door? Or before going out in public at all?

We know Britney has to get some partying out of her system after such a rough marriage, but use your brain, girl. You're making Anna Nicole Smith look smart.

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The season premiere of The Oprah Winfrey Show started out with a bang... or at least a rich, non-gay talk show host having a hard time doing a simple everyday task.

To open the show, Oprah and BFF Gayle King embarked on a cross-country road trip, surprising unsuspecting Americans by dropping in unannounced at their weddings and other events. The toughest part of the trip for Oprah wasn't the rising price of gas... just the act of dispensing it into her vehicle.

Paris Hilton, Boy Toy

The Big O had to be helped out as she fumbled with the pump, saying "I haven't pumped gas since 1983."

Lucky for her, a good samaritan came to her rescue, demonstrating the right technique for fueling a car. It proved surprisingly easy.

Winfrey joined us in laughing at her expense, saying "I feel kind of stupid not being able to pump gas, but I thought, well maybe they've changed the pumps since I've last pumped."

Well, Oprah, we thought that our girlfriends weren't home when we were posting some pictures from Kristin Cavallari's MySpace page on our site yesterday. Sometimes, you're just dead wrong. It can get pretty ugly.

At the same time Oprah was bungling this simple task, on other side of this great country of ours, the awesome Paris Hilton unknowingly showed that hack how it's done.

Paris proved she's the pro at the pump -- one-handed, in high-heels and talking on the phone. What skillz!

And for her next trick, Paris will demonstrate tonight that she's also a pro at getting pumped by guys.

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The London Sun is reporting that Kevin Federline, who just scored a guest gig on CSI, also will showcase his sure-to-impress acting chops in three episodes of HBO's Entourage, playing the deadbeat husband of a celebrity.

T.H. Gossip's Take: Typecasting lives! Oh, snap!

Kevin Federline Black Card

Please note, however that this is according to the London Sun, which some may liken to the New York Post -- it's not the sleuths at T.H. Gossip who are bringing you this story directly.

Sometimes, we are forced to rely on people who might not be as reliable as we'd like... but such is the nature of the business.

Bottom line? K-Fed's career is really taking off. Our resident Entourage fan says that the show frequently mocks Hollywood, so we look forward to seeing Kevin's performance, if this story is legit.

As for K's family life, that's going great too, with one (poorly-dressed) son with wife Britney Spears already alive and kicking, and another bun in the oven about ready to come out October 31!

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