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Kate Middleton and Prince Wlliam moved out of Kensington Palace recently, much to the chagrin of UK taxpayers who had recently footed the bill for millions in renovations on the place.

Will and Kate fled London for rural Norfolk, with the explanation that the relocation would enable them to be closer to Will's new job as an air ambulance operator.

Royal Baby Photo: Family Portrait

Millions of savvy Brits saw right through that flimsy pretext, however, and recognized the situation for what it was - an attempt by Will to avoid his royal duties and escape from the London press.

As a result, Will's PR team has been working overtime to put a positive spin on the move by leaking information about the wholesome country life that Will and Kate lead in Norfolk...and even hinting at the announcement that royal watchers have been waiting for:

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Posing for a pregnancy photo by pretending to pump your expecting wife full of air? That's weird.

Pole dancing while six months pregnant? Some might say that's really weird.

But lip-syncing to famous voices and using the #ShareaCoke to announce your major news to family, friends and Internet users around the world? That's nothing short of adorable!

See what we mean here:

AWWW-inspiring, right?

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In the latest issue of V Magazine, Christina Aguilera is very pregnant - and very naked!

Just as she posed in the buff while expecting her first child, the singer is featured in the August issue of this publication, dressed entirely in her birthday suit.

Watch out for drool on your keyboard and see for yourself here:

Christina Aguilera Nude Pregnant Pic

In other shots from the spread, the 33-year-old kisses fiance Matt Rutler, who she met on a music video set back in 2010 when she was going through a divorce from Jordan Bratman.

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Some people think of pole dancing and immediately picture Rihanna Twerking or whatever else they think goes on in that strip club down the road.

Some people think about pregnant women and imagine them uncomfortable, bloated, moody, overcome by bizarre cravings, and in need of rest 24/7.

This video turns both of those images upside down and then some.

Watch in wonderment as a 32-year-old named Tiffany, six months pregnant with her second daughter, puts pole dancing in an entirely different light:

Set to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song "Maps," this pole dance serves as a sensual celebration of the body from the least likely source, and it succeeds.

Tiffany is a married instructor at S Factor, which teaches the famed Sheila Kelley fitness routines that have empowered and strengthened women.

The pregnant body, in all its curvy glory, has never looked so sexy, and not just physically. Her impressive strength and confidence shine brightest.

What do you think: Is this pregnant pole dance hot or not?

 

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Many people believe nothing is more magical than a tasteful portrait of an expectant mother's pregnant belly, and we are not here to argue with those people.

Those people just aren't talking about these 27 photos.

"What were they thinking?" is the stock response to these epic pictures of people who took the excitement of their impending arrival to disturbing levels.

How and why these awkward shots made it to the web, we have no idea. But they will make you cringe, scratch your head, and smile with a blend of joy, bewilderment and gratitude.

Because they're not yours. You can always be thankful for that fact.

Like the 37 best photos of people at Walmart, this gallery will simultaneously have you laughing out loud and questioning the very future of humanity itself:

Pumping Her Up
There was likely some pumping of a different sort involved between these two a few months prior.

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Tila Tequila has posted another baby bump photos of herself at 24 weeks pregnant. Meaning we have about 16 more until the apocalypse is nigh.

Sixteen more weeks, that is. And probably baby bump photos with massive cleavage, because when you're Tila, this is just how you do pregnancy.

Tila Tequila Baby Bump, Breasts

The mom-to-be wrote a lengthy description of this her Facebook-posted photo, describing the physical changes that have morphed her “so petite” body.

A baby bumpin' bod now weighing in at 132 pounds.

Tequila says “everything I buy (even if they are maternity)" these days "barely even fits anymore because I keep on growing so much!”

It is funny how that works when with child.

We learned that someone got Tila Tequila pregnant back on April 18; Tila since has confirmed on her website that she will be “raising her alone.”

Baby daddy Thomas Paxton Whitaker has said he has no ill will towards his baby mama, commenting after they split, and her pregnancy went public:

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Ever since we received word that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, the world has been waiting with bated breath to find out what gender of ridiculously attractive human being Mendes and Gosling would be unleashing on the world.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Photo

Now it looks as though as we have our answer. According to OK! magazine, Ryan and Eva have painted their nursery a neutral color with "blue accents," which means that either they're messing with our heads, or they're expecting a baby boy!

Sources say Ryan and Eva were thrilled to hear the news, and Ryan is already eagerly anticipating the prospect of raising a jock.

"Ryan is so excited to have a son," an insider confirms. "All he talks about is how he can't wait to teach him baseball and soccer. Eva thinks it's sweet."

Now that we know they're having a boy, the question of whether or not Ryan and Eva will get married after the birth still looms large. Of course, knowing how secretive these two are, we likely wouldn't hear about the wedding until after the fact.

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Kim Zolciak gave birth to twins back in November, but the event wasn't featured on her reality show until the third season premiere of Don't Be Tardy last night.

Of course, it was a joyous occasion and whatnot, but in this case, we think we were better off not knowing all the delivery room details:

If you're eating or enjoying a post-workout protein shake, you may want to skip the video above.

It features Kim having a smoothie made from her placenta, then drinking it to combat post-partum depression.

Gross as it is, at least she had her reasons. Kim's motives for forcing her husband, Kroy Bierman, to suck down the revolting concoction are much less clear:

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Ryan Gosling cooked, cleaned, and grocery shopped for Eva Mendes in the early months of her pregnancy, and now it seems there were reasons for his servitude that went beyond the fact that he's a stand-up guy, because obviously Ryan Gosling would do all that anyway:

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Photo

The couple kept the news that Mendes is pregnant out of the tabloids for an astonishing seven months, and according to reports, having Ryan run all the errands was an important part of keeping Eva's baby bump under wraps.

"Their lives completely changed as soon as Eva got pregnant," a source tells People. "They used to travel all over the place together and go on hikes with their dogs."

As soon as Mendes began showing, however, she reportedly holed up in Gosling's LA apartment and "barely left the house."

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Ryan Gosling sparked Internet outrage when word spread that he was expecting a baby with longtime girlfriend Eva Mendes.

After the cries of millions of brokenhearted female fans quieted down, however, the news got even more depressing.

First, we found out that Gosling might retire from acting once he becomes a dad. A sad thought to be sure, but the information we received today may be far worse, as it's sure to result in even more anguished jealousy from Baby Goose devotees.

Brace yourselves: Ryan is the perfect boyfriend/father-to-be.

Yes, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Ryan's been waiting on Eva hand and foot in the final months of her pregnancy:

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