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In case you somehow haven't heard, Kate Middleton is pregnant with her second child.

Yes, the heir will soon have a spare, as the 24-hour news networks never tire of telling of us.

And while the press is understandably thrilled to have some good news to report for once, some Brits may be upset with the fallout from Kate's pregnancy-related health concerns.

Royal Mom

As with her first pregnancy, Kate is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum - a sort of extreme morning sickness which has already caused her to miss a scheduled public appearance and forced the royal couple to announce her pregnancy sooner than planned.

Now it seems Kate and Will may soon use her condition to justify their permanent move out of London:

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Rumors that George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are expecting have been circulating since around the time they announced their engagement, but not now tabloids are taking it a step further and claiming that Amal is sporting a baby bump these days.

Amal Alamuddin in London

And by "baby bump," they mean a "fuller belly," which could also mean she just had a big meal.

Yes, In Touch has taken to printing eye witness accounts with the vaguest descriptions imaginable to verify their claims that Amal is totally knocked up.

"She has that pregnancy glow," says one source. 

You heard it here first! She's glowing! Why even bother with an official announcement when you're strutting around town looking all glowy and rocking a food baby?

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Earlier today, we wrote about a dog who can blow bubbles underwater and we referred to this canine as a genius.

But we take it back: the animal described in the following story is the real genius!

She’s a six-year old panda named Ai Hin, she resides at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding in China and she recently started gaining weight, producing more progestational hormones and moving significantly less.

Because she’s pregnant? Yes, that’s how researchers interpreted these changes.

But… no! Because she was faking her pregnancy!

Dinner for 2
These hungry pandas live together in a French zoo.

Wu Kongju, an expert employed by Chengdu, says pandas comprehend the advantages to pseudo-pregnancy (i.e. extra bamboo!) and sometimes play a joke on their handlers in order to get more food.

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She hasn't even been pregnant for two months, but Jill Dillard (nee Duggar) is already mapping out she plans to welcome her first child into the world next March:

Jill is planning a home birth!

Jill Duggar and Derick

Compared to any 23-year-old who would come to such an important decision so quickly, the pregnant Jill Duggar is in a very good position to make it.

A trained midwife, Jill has helped deliver more than 70 babies already in the U.S. and abroad, and is one of the oldest of 19 Kids (and Counting) on TLC.

With Michelle Duggar guiding her especially, this is a young woman who knows what to expect when she's expecting, and who knows what she wants.

If anything, she was probably more nervous about her first kiss on her wedding day and the stuff that came after that (and clearly worked) than childbirth.

“I think home birth is really special because you are in your own environment,” the expectant parent told People magazine in her new cover story.

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JWoww publicly announced she wouldn't be having sex while pregnant, and now, much to Roger Mathews' dismay, she says she's still on the shelf postpartum.

In a TMI interview with the Huffington Post, the former Jersey Shore cast member revealed that while her "vagina is back to normal," she'll still be abstaining.

"I'm not going to have sex for another year or two" she said, just five weeks after welcoming Meilani, her adorably daughter, into the world.

Why put it off so long? Well, there was stitching involved down there.

She and Roger haven't cozied up to one another since the beginning of her pregnancy, and JWoww admitted she's not looking forward to resuming this.

"It's like virgin status," she affirmed. "[Roger's] like, 'Come on!'

"I'm like 'No ... I was stitched. You have to wait!'"

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Kate Middleton and Prince Wlliam moved out of Kensington Palace recently, much to the chagrin of UK taxpayers who had recently footed the bill for millions in renovations on the place.

Will and Kate fled London for rural Norfolk, with the explanation that the relocation would enable them to be closer to Will's new job as an air ambulance operator.

Royal Baby Photo: Family Portrait

Millions of savvy Brits saw right through that flimsy pretext, however, and recognized the situation for what it was - an attempt by Will to avoid his royal duties and escape from the London press.

As a result, Will's PR team has been working overtime to put a positive spin on the move by leaking information about the wholesome country life that Will and Kate lead in Norfolk...and even hinting at the announcement that royal watchers have been waiting for:

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Posing for a pregnancy photo by pretending to pump your expecting wife full of air? That's weird.

Pole dancing while six months pregnant? Some might say that's really weird.

But lip-syncing to famous voices and using the #ShareaCoke to announce your major news to family, friends and Internet users around the world? That's nothing short of adorable!

See what we mean here:

AWWW-inspiring, right?

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In the latest issue of V Magazine, Christina Aguilera is very pregnant - and very naked!

Just as she posed in the buff while expecting her first child, the singer is featured in the August issue of this publication, dressed entirely in her birthday suit.

Watch out for drool on your keyboard and see for yourself here:

Christina Aguilera Nude Pregnant Pic

In other shots from the spread, the 33-year-old kisses fiance Matt Rutler, who she met on a music video set back in 2010 when she was going through a divorce from Jordan Bratman.

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Some people think of pole dancing and immediately picture Rihanna Twerking or whatever else they think goes on in that strip club down the road.

Some people think about pregnant women and imagine them uncomfortable, bloated, moody, overcome by bizarre cravings, and in need of rest 24/7.

This video turns both of those images upside down and then some.

Watch in wonderment as a 32-year-old named Tiffany, six months pregnant with her second daughter, puts pole dancing in an entirely different light:

Set to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song "Maps," this pole dance serves as a sensual celebration of the body from the least likely source, and it succeeds.

Tiffany is a married instructor at S Factor, which teaches the famed Sheila Kelley fitness routines that have empowered and strengthened women.

The pregnant body, in all its curvy glory, has never looked so sexy, and not just physically. Her impressive strength and confidence shine brightest.

What do you think: Is this pregnant pole dance hot or not?

 

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Many people believe nothing is more magical than a tasteful portrait of an expectant mother's pregnant belly, and we are not here to argue with those people.

Those people just aren't talking about these 27 photos.

"What were they thinking?" is the stock response to these epic pictures of people who took the excitement of their impending arrival to disturbing levels.

How and why these awkward shots made it to the web, we have no idea. But they will make you cringe, scratch your head, and smile with a blend of joy, bewilderment and gratitude.

Because they're not yours. You can always be thankful for that fact.

Like the 37 best photos of people at Walmart, this gallery will simultaneously have you laughing out loud and questioning the very future of humanity itself:

Pumping Her Up
There was likely some pumping of a different sort involved between these two a few months prior.

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