Ted Cruz: Tabloid Links Candidate's Father to JFK Assassination
In case you've spent the last ten months becoming besties with a volleyball on a remote desert island, allow us to fill you in on what's been happening in the world of American politics:
Basically, we're in the midst of the history's most bonkers primary season, and it's looking like literally no one will be happy with any of the likely outcomes. Especially this guy:
Donald Trump Confuses 9/11 with 7-Eleven: WATCH!
Hillary Clinton to Voters: I'm Basically Beyonce
Hillary Clinton is expected to basically clinch her party's nomination in Tuesday's New York primary, but that doesn't mean she'll be easing up on the campaigning anytime soon.
The former secretary of state was up and at it bright and early this morning, doing some truly eyeroll-worthy pandering on Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club.
Ivanka Trump: 15 Photos of Donald's Gorgeous Daughter!
Is Ted Cruz Worried About His Josh Duggar Connection?
Last year, Josh Duggar posted a photo on social media that showed him posing with Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
Donald Trump Makes GROSS Comment About Infant Daughter! Watch!
Ted Cruz Prostitution Scandal: Lawyer Claims to Have Proof
Last week, the National Enquirer published a report claiming that Ted Cruz had been involved in five extra-marital affairs during his time in the U.S. Senate.
Now the tabloid is claiming to have uncovered evidence of Cruz's involvement in a Washington, D.C. prostitution ring, just in time for today's critical Wisconsin primary.
Donald Trump Chooses Sarah Palin as Running Mate
Possibly as a response to his highly-publicized struggle to attract female voters, Donald Trump shocked the political world today when he announced that he has selected former Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in his bid for the White House.
Josh Duggar Announces US Senate Campaign!
In an announcement that's currently sending shockwaves through the worlds of politics and entertainment, disgraced reality TV star Josh Duggar revealed today that he intends to challenge sitting Arkansas Senator John Boozman for his seat in the US Senate.
Donald Trump Advocates Punishment For Women Who Get Abortions
Unless you've spent the last eight months watching reruns of The Apprentice, using a cotton candy machine to create preposterous toupees, and taking the occasional dip in your Scrooge McDuck-like swimming pool full of inherited gold coins, you're probably aware that Donald Trump has a problem with women.