Chris Brown vs. Donald Trump.

If ever there was a clash of egos to bring about the Douchepocalypse foretold in the Book of Douchey Revelations, surely this is the one. And it's all going down thanks to a couple of crazy Instagram rants posted by Chris. Who knew he had such a temper?!

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Moments ago, Dr. Ben Carson endorsed Donald Trump's presidential campaign.

Gentle Ben's seal of approval might secure Trump some votes as primary season enters a critical stage, and now it seems the Donald might be enjoying some low-key support from an equally divisive, but much, much, much less soft-spoken figure:

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Donald Trump's presidential campaign is basically the ultimate act of trolling.

The human throbbing forehead vein of American politics has clearly set out to see what how much he can get away with without losing the support of his cultishly loyal base, and the answer is: just about everything.

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Every so often, Lindsay Lohan decides to wade into the weird world of politics.

It's not like she's the first washed-up, orange, delusional relic from the early 2000s to do so, so you'd think she'd fit right in. Sadly Lindsay's idiocy is such that she stands out in even the dumbest of crowds:

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