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Signs a celebrity is about to pose in Playboy:

  1. She admits to considering it.
  2. She's had plastic surgery.
  3. She lacks the talent and/or notoriety to remain in the spotlight for an extended period of time without a spread in the magazine.

In other words: prepare for Kim Zolciak nude photos, folks!

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The Real Housewife opens up about a number of topics in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, all of which lead us to believe that a Playboy pictorial isn't far behind. A few excerpts:

On plastic surgery: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious... I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."

On posing naked: "I'd have to talk to my children, because when you're a mom, it's not just you anymore. I think Playboy is very classy and sexy, but there's a time and place for it. Kim Kardashian did it very tastefully."

On her image: "I'm not stupid, I'm not a homewrecker or a gold digger. But I don't even care. I'm past that. I may not make all the right decisions, but I'm happy."

That's great and all. But we still can't get over the shocking revelating that the knockers pictured above are fake. This may take us awhile.

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Well is a relative term when you're talking about Amy Winehouse, but dad Mitch says she's doing well inside and out – including a recent breast enhancement.

Mitch Winehouse told British TV show This Morning that his daughter is, "Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well." He then paused, smiled and said:

"I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic."

Asked if the operation really cost $56,000, as reported by some celebrity gossip sources, he shrugged, "I don't know. I didn't pay for it – that's all I know."

Good approach, Mitch.

It has been a turbulent period for the singer, who is now working on her third album. Supposedly. That's been what she's been saying for like two years.

She has been through a divorce, cleared of assault charges and spent many, many, months in St. Lucia as she sought to get healthy. Again, relative.

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Mitch is right. Amy Winehouse looks totally fine to us here.

Mitch said she has been clean for a year, but by that he means free of crack and heroin, as she's been known to smoke weed every day. And drink beer.

"There is no total recovery," Mitch acknowledges. "It's just a recovery. If you look back to where we were just a year ago, we are on a different planet."

Getting rid of Blake Fielder-Civil had to play a part in that.

The elder Wino also addressed Members of Parliament, telling them his family had been fortunate to afford top clinics and doctors for Amy's treatment.

He is making a documentary about families coping with drug problems, and he was imparting some of experiences and anecdotes during his research.

His advice for families coping with addicts? "The best thing we can do for our loved ones who are addicted is to maintain a normal family atmosphere."

Boob jobs never hurt, either.

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Before being busted for DUI, Stephanie Pratt was best known for:

  1. Being really annoying on MTV's The Hills.
  2. Having her face botched by bad plastic surgery.

The latter is the subject of a new spoof by Funny or Die, in which the irksome, useless sister of Spencer Pratt hosts a faux plastic surgery party.

Much as we can appreciate mocking this, and have to give Stephanie credit for appearing in it, it's not really all that funny. Not at all, in fact.

Check it out below and see if you agree ...

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Lost in the shuffle of Kanye West's tirade, the New Moon trailer, Janet Jackson's tribute to Michael, and Lady Gaga's outfits was one burning question:

What the f*%k happened to Stephanie Pratt's face?!

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The Hills' resident airhead and sister of Spencer Pratt used to be a fairly cute girl, save for the small fact that she looked like a female Spencer Pratt.

But now she's just another heinous looking bleach-blonde tramp, trying to look hot while eliminating anything about her that was once attractive.

She's like a half-wit Aubrey O’Day-Heidi Montag hybrid. Sad.

We don't know for a fact that she had plastic surgery, but ... oh, hell, we pretty much do. Give us a break. Look at the Stephanie Pratt pics below!

Stephanie Pratt as seen earlier this year (left), and almost unrecognizably at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last night (right). Nice new lips and nose at age 23.

Her hair looks absurd too. Too bad she can't press rewind and take these horrible plastic surgery blunders back. It's also too bad she has an IQ of 75.

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This just in: Holly Madison has a career!

It's unclear exactly what this busty blonde does for a living, aside from prance around in skimpy clothing, but she told Life & Style that she wouldn't be doing anything at all if not for her breast implants.

"Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today," Holly told the tabloid. "My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

Is Madison a member of the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame? You tell us!

Meanwhile, to see what sort of dance numbers Hugh Hefner's current girlfriends are up to, follow this article's jump.

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Heidi Pratt, a.k.a. Heidi Montag, is proud of her figure.

We're glad to hear that, since she certainly spent enough money on plastic surgery to alter it completely from the reasonably cute girl she once was.

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The Hills star, who's gonna be doing a "tasteful" naked Playboy spread in September, has plans to share her fitness secrets in The Heidi Workout.

"Staying fit is something I'm very passionate about," Pratt, who officially changed her last name from Montag after marrying Spencer Pratt. "I work out with a strength and conditioning coach 90 minutes a day, five days a week."

She's detailing her routine of "full-body, intense resistance exercises" in a new downloadable workout series, developed with trainer Chad Waterbury.

The series features full-body exercises, executed as rapidly as possible, "so you burn fat faster," says Waterbury, who does both light and heavy weights (75 lbs.!) with Heidi Pratt to give her body "a hard look with a feminine shape."

She's hard to look at, all right ...

Heidi Montag shows off her body, which looks great after all that plastic surgery she had the working out and dieting she does. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The Heidi Workout will also offer nutritional advice, based on guidelines Waterbury gave to the 22-year-old TV star. She avoids all "white" foods like carbs, but fills up instead with lean meats including grass-fed beef - Heidi loves steak!

She also needs a steady diet of vegetables, fruits and attention.

"Heidi has a really healthy appetite," Waterbury adds.

Not that she needed to shed weight. At 5'1" and 100 pounds, the reality star wanted to put on curves. "When she came to me her butt was really flat and she wanted to make it bigger," says Waterbury. "Now, it's nice, shapely and round."

Amazing what a couple of large silicone implants will do for you. Nice to see the fame whore believes in fake boobs, but not in birth control or fame.

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Unlike her former co-star and friend Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad won't be going under the knife anytime soon – and it's all in the name of fashion.

"You know what, I prefer a flatter-chested look," Conrad, 23, tells Access Hollywood. "That's just kind of me. I think it's more of a fashion look."

"If you look at a lot of high-fashion models and things like that, they're always you know, a little flatter ... I like the way clothes fit better."

"Big boobs?" LC adds, "No I mean ... that's what wonder bras are for!"

Amen to that, LC. Take that, Heidi.

While The Hills star says she doesn't have any plans for plastic surgery, she would not rule out the possibility of getting Botox in the future.

"I'm 23, I think that I'm good for a little bit," she explained at a release party for her novel L.A. Candy. "But, I don't know, maybe later on."

Despite how well things are going to beau Kyle Howard, Lauren Conrad says she has no plans of settling down and starting a family anytime soon.

"I'm not someone who feels like a pressure to get into that," says LC. "I think that I'm still pretty young and I've got a while to do all I want to do."

"I think that when you have kids, it's all about them," Conrad adds. "So, I think that I need to be selfish for a little bit and do it all about me."

We just hope no more babies get thrown at her.

Click to enlarge more photos of LC's book party ...

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Victoria Beckham recently had an operation - her third boob job in fact - to reduce her Double D boobs - because she was "sick of her busty WAG look."

According to the Urban Dictionary, a WAG (abbv: wives and girlfriends) is:

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"An overpublicised anorexic found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the primary purpose of pleasuring the England football team."

That about covers it then. The UK's Sun quotes a source saying of Posh:

“Victoria has wanted her implants out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and she has moved on since those days. She underwent the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results.”

Victoria Beckham has bid farewell to her gigantic fake breasts.

Posh has reportedly been downgraded to a modest 34B. Or as some might describe that reduced size, what normal women look like. What a concept.

Some may recall that Mrs. David Beckham was fairly flat-chested during her Spice Girl days, yet amazingly grew some perfectly round orbs since.

Victoria had her first boob job in 1999, when a London clinic increased her from a 34A to a 34D. Further surgery two years later took her to a 34DD, which explains some of the Victoria Beckham pictures we have seen in recent years.

She originally denied ever having plastic surgery, but referred to her giant boobs in her 2007 reality program Coming To America, saying that, “I really thought that one of my silicones was going to fly out of my armpit” at one point.

Here's an evolution of Victoria Beckham's boobs through the years ...

Posh morphs from natural cutie to alien robot.

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There needs to be a separate wing for Lisa Rinna in the Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame. She's the Babe Ruth of tummy tucks, boob jobs and lip implants.

On yesterday's Today Show, the fake actress finally opened up about the latter, explaining why the heck her mouth looks big enough to French kiss every face on Mount Rushmore. At once.

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"This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. 23 years ago, I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. [The look] made me who I am. But after years and years, you develop scar tissue," she said.

Which is bigger: Lisa Rinna's lips, or the odds of her ever having a successful acting career?

According to reports, the silicone hardened, causing the the scar tissue to expand. This led to a cortisone injection, which Rinna herself admitted was "gross."

Of course, the recent Playboy centerfold didn't give this interview purely for honesty's sake. She's in full-on publicity mode. Her book “Rinnavation” comes out today.

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After hearing Kim Kardashian hype it for the last week, fans can now get a glimpse of the new Bruce Jenner.

The reality TV star has been talking up her step-father's plastic surgery over the last few days, telling Life & Style:

“He corrected work (partial face-lift and nose job) that was done 25 years ago that he wasn’t happy with. We love the results! He looks 10 years younger. You can hardly tell he had anything done.”

Here's a look at the new and supposedly improved Jenner:

As for Kardashian, would she ever go under the knife? Follow this article's jump and read her answer.

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