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In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery.

After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife.

Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out.

He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving.

Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture in its clearest form."

However, the whole thing smells a bit like a hoax to us.

FORE: Did Elin Woods smash Tiger's cheating face with a 9-iron?

Don't get us wrong, we would not be surprised at all if Elin teed off on Tiger's face after what he pulled. But this scenario would be hard to conceal.

No police reports suggested Tiger's injuries were severe. Had they been, his wife likely wouldn't have been let off the hook after their investigation.

Moreover, for Tiger freaking Woods to undergo surgery without anyone knowing, during a global media firestorm no less, seems dubious at best.

But who knows. Bisher is considered one of the top golf writers, and goes into great detail about the attack and "cover up" that followed Tiger's crash.

His account states that Elin Woods drilled her husband in the face with a 9-iron after confronting him over text messages from Rachel Uchitel."

"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron," he writes.

"When she struck Tiger, she made a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side."

Uchitel She's a Skank

MISTRESS #1: Rachel Uchitel's affair with Tiger Woods may or may not have led to a face-breaking, but it definitely shattered the golfer's formerly pristine reputation.

"Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club wildly throughout the hallway to the garage."

Wow.

The source claims the first doctor Woods saw knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened.

The Friday after Tiger was released from the hospital, he didn't return home; he boarded a private plane for Phoenix, where he stayed until last Wednesday.

Lastly, the insider says reports of Tiger and Rachel still hitting it are bogus, and while Elin has retained a divorce attorney, she has not filed any papers.

Whether this is true remains to be seen, but it would help explain why:

  1. Tiger successfully vanished, doing so before the scandal broke.
  2. The police were unable to interview Tiger following the crash.
  3. Why he fled his own house in such a daze that he hit a tree.
  4. Why he announced he is taking an indefinite break from golf.

What do you think of this story? True or tabloid trash?

 

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In 2008, celebrity gossip websites where perplexed by the unexplained disappearance of Sex and the City: The Movie star Sarah Jessica Parker's trademark mole.

The general consensus? Confusion. Why would she remove it now?

This week on The Late Show With David Letterman, Sarah Jessica finally opened up and told the full story of the bewildering "scandal" she terms "Mole-gate."

"I didn't have strong feelings. I didn't object to it. I just didn't care for it," the actress said, admitting "I did it cavalierly. In fact, a family member did it."

THE MOLE: Trademark or not, it is no longer.

Huh? Sarah Jessica then explained that her brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon, and he removed the mole for her in his medical office. Well, there you have that.

Sarah Jessica then joked about a woman who confronted her on a beach after the mole was removed, and accused the actress of getting rid of her "signature."

"I was like, 'My mole was my signature? Isn't my brain my signature? For about the next 15 minutes I thought I make a huge mistake. Can they put it back on?"

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Solange Magnano, a former Miss Argentina, died Sunday after an elective plastic surgery procedure on her posterior went terribly wrong and claimed her life.

According to international reports, the 37-year-old suffered a pulmonary embolism after going under the knife Wednesday at a Buenos Aires medical center.

The plastic surgery she was getting? A gluteoplasty, also known as a procedure which involves placing implants in the buttocks to improve their outline.

Solange Magnano, a wife and mother of 7-year-old twins, suffered a fatal complication when liquid injected into her buttocks went to her lungs and brain.

Authorities say the cause of death is still under investigation. Solange won the Miss Argentina crown in 1994, and later created her own modeling agency.

May the beautiful Solange Magnano rest in peace.

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Lynne Curtin is a Real Housewife of Orange County.

But her appearance is as fake as Heidi Montag's breasts.

Lara Flynn Boyle Pic

The reality TV star underwent a face lift on July 11 and has finally shared the results of her procedure in the pages of Star magazine.

“I’d always worked out a lot, but my head didn’t match my body,” she said. “I was so excited to get the work done.”

Lynne Curtin: Face lifted... and beautiful? You tell us.

Curtin, who has faced foreclosure problems, shelled out the money for a forehead and neck lift. We're sure her two kids will understand when they're living on the street.

Lynne says the results make it look "like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face.” As for her husband, Frank?

“He sends me texts all day saying I’m hot!”

Do you agree? Would you hit this now?

 

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Amy Winehouse recently got a boob job. See photographic evidence below.

As usual with Wino, a little is not enough. She wants more plastic surgery.

The troubled star and compulsive personality is so pleased with her new £35,000 boobs, enhanced from a 32B to a 32D last month, she wants to run it back!

That's right, bigger bigger boobs. What's more, she wants "bum" implants.

A source said: "Amy loves her boobs. She can't stop touching them and showing them off. She feels womanly again and wants to be curvy like she used to be. She thinks having another op and bum implants will achieve her dream pin-up look."

What a Boob

Even her dad Mitch can't stop gushing about his new girls.

If it's not one thing, it's another. Remember how she traded in heroin and coke for beer and weed? Okay, that was a positive change. But hopefully, someone stops her short of a plastic surgery addiction like Jordan (Katie Price) and Michael Jackson.

We don't see her supposed gym addiction lasting, either.

We never thought we'd say this out loud, but maybe her being with Blake Fielder-Civil again wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Dude loves her for who she is at least. So what if he's a junkie felon who can't keep it in his pants!

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Signs a celebrity is about to pose in Playboy:

  1. She admits to considering it.
  2. She's had plastic surgery.
  3. She lacks the talent and/or notoriety to remain in the spotlight for an extended period of time without a spread in the magazine.

In other words: prepare for Kim Zolciak nude photos, folks!

Kim Z.

The Real Housewife opens up about a number of topics in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, all of which lead us to believe that a Playboy pictorial isn't far behind. A few excerpts:

On plastic surgery: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious... I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."

On posing naked: "I'd have to talk to my children, because when you're a mom, it's not just you anymore. I think Playboy is very classy and sexy, but there's a time and place for it. Kim Kardashian did it very tastefully."

On her image: "I'm not stupid, I'm not a homewrecker or a gold digger. But I don't even care. I'm past that. I may not make all the right decisions, but I'm happy."

That's great and all. But we still can't get over the shocking revelating that the knockers pictured above are fake. This may take us awhile.

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Well is a relative term when you're talking about Amy Winehouse, but dad Mitch says she's doing well inside and out – including a recent breast enhancement.

Mitch Winehouse told British TV show This Morning that his daughter is, "Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well." He then paused, smiled and said:

"I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic."

Asked if the operation really cost $56,000, as reported by some celebrity gossip sources, he shrugged, "I don't know. I didn't pay for it – that's all I know."

Good approach, Mitch.

It has been a turbulent period for the singer, who is now working on her third album. Supposedly. That's been what she's been saying for like two years.

She has been through a divorce, cleared of assault charges and spent many, many, months in St. Lucia as she sought to get healthy. Again, relative.

Crazed Wino

Mitch is right. Amy Winehouse looks totally fine to us here.

Mitch said she has been clean for a year, but by that he means free of crack and heroin, as she's been known to smoke weed every day. And drink beer.

"There is no total recovery," Mitch acknowledges. "It's just a recovery. If you look back to where we were just a year ago, we are on a different planet."

Getting rid of Blake Fielder-Civil had to play a part in that.

The elder Wino also addressed Members of Parliament, telling them his family had been fortunate to afford top clinics and doctors for Amy's treatment.

He is making a documentary about families coping with drug problems, and he was imparting some of experiences and anecdotes during his research.

His advice for families coping with addicts? "The best thing we can do for our loved ones who are addicted is to maintain a normal family atmosphere."

Boob jobs never hurt, either.

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Before being busted for DUI, Stephanie Pratt was best known for:

  1. Being really annoying on MTV's The Hills.
  2. Having her face botched by bad plastic surgery.

The latter is the subject of a new spoof by Funny or Die, in which the irksome, useless sister of Spencer Pratt hosts a faux plastic surgery party.

Much as we can appreciate mocking this, and have to give Stephanie credit for appearing in it, it's not really all that funny. Not at all, in fact.

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Lost in the shuffle of Kanye West's tirade, the New Moon trailer, Janet Jackson's tribute to Michael, and Lady Gaga's outfits was one burning question:

What the f*%k happened to Stephanie Pratt's face?!

Ella Nolan Plastic Surgery

The Hills' resident airhead and sister of Spencer Pratt used to be a fairly cute girl, save for the small fact that she looked like a female Spencer Pratt.

But now she's just another heinous looking bleach-blonde tramp, trying to look hot while eliminating anything about her that was once attractive.

She's like a half-wit Aubrey O’Day-Heidi Montag hybrid. Sad.

We don't know for a fact that she had plastic surgery, but ... oh, hell, we pretty much do. Give us a break. Look at the Stephanie Pratt pics below!

Stephanie Pratt as seen earlier this year (left), and almost unrecognizably at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last night (right). Nice new lips and nose at age 23.

Her hair looks absurd too. Too bad she can't press rewind and take these horrible plastic surgery blunders back. It's also too bad she has an IQ of 75.

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This just in: Holly Madison has a career!

It's unclear exactly what this busty blonde does for a living, aside from prance around in skimpy clothing, but she told Life & Style that she wouldn't be doing anything at all if not for her breast implants.

"Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today," Holly told the tabloid. "My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

Is Madison a member of the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame? You tell us!

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