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Paulina Porizkova is on record: she hates the new boobs of Heidi Montag and Kate Hudson.

What does this former super model and current attention monger think of Teresa Giudice's recently-enhanced chest? Probably nothing, seeing how low down on the celebrity totem pole this Real Housewife of New Jersey ranks.

But Giudice is trying to change that. She's featured in the latest issue of Steppin Out and tells the classy magazine she's "more confident" about her post-surgery body.

"I did it just for me," says Giudice. "My husband still loved me with my little boobies... We were married for nine years when I got them done. He still loved me the way I was... [Now] I feel so much sexier. Way sexier!"

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The reality star returns to Bravo on May 3 when The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres its second season. She says viewers will see a "much more sexual" individual, one whose sex life is "even better" than before.

Might they also soon see a much more naked Teresa in the pages of Playboy? Following her critique of Bethenny Frankel in that publication, this seems like a strong, nauseating possibility.

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Spencer Pratt is not gonna like this.

Lisa Rinna supports Kate Hudson's breast implants and the actress' decision to get them (supposedly, this has not been confirmed). As someone who's gotten a ton of plastic surgery herself, this makes sense coming from Rinna.

But didn't she lambast the Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle recently?

How can you be opposed to Heidi's "makeover" and supportive of Kate's?

"I think everyone needs to do whatever they need to do to make themselves feel good," she told Us Weekly recently. "And it's nobody’s business!"

Except when Lisa decides to make it hers ...

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Kate Hudson's surgery has caused plenty of controversy.

Heidi Montag's husband, Spencer Pratt, has been an outspoken defender of his wife's plastic surgery, as well as a harsh critic of those who criticize her.

He called out Audrina Patridge's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and of Hudson, he asked, "How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts"?

The Great White is not the only critic of Hudson's.

Model Paulina Porizkova also said she used to view Kate as "an example of the perfect beauty with a small chest. Now, with her new boobs, she just looks like any California blond actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself."

As for Lisa Rinna, she says she doesn't know why people are obsessed with plastic surgery. "I couldn’t tell you [why] ... I have no comment to that."

Until she has a comment later today, probably.

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Paulina Porizkova was a famed supermodel in the '80s, and did it all naturally. She's got some strong opinions on the surgical enhancements of today's stars.

Kate Hudson, Heidi Montag and even Madonna have drawn criticism from Porizkova, who says she was "heartbroken" by before-and-after images of them.

Most recently, it was the controversial Kate Hudson breast implants that sparked Paulina's pointed critique, even if it's unclear whether she even got any.

"The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte," she writes.

"The cup size was undeniably different."

"If big boobs make her happier, then more power to her," she continues. But it's "so much a sign of our times, and one that truly saddens me," she adds.

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Kate Hudson is being compared to Heidi Montag. [Photos: Fame]

"I used to use [Hudson] as an example of the perfect beauty with a small chest. Now, with her new boobs, she just looks like any California blond actress."

"Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself."

Praising "elegant, feline sexiness" of classic movie stars / models Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn, Porizkova also slammed Heidi Montag's plastic surgery.

"Comparing these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag is like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float."

Not the words we would have chosen, but that sounds pretty harsh! Someone can expect to be summarily bashed by Spencer Pratt on Twitter today.

Even Madonna earned a rebuke from Paulina: "Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well shaped, and somewhat hairy girl ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew."

Pretty much sums it up.

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The inventors of Twitter must have had Spencer Pratt in mind.

Whether it's in retaliation for media criticism of Heidi Montag, a ploy for whatever attention he can get, or simply out of boredom, dude is in rare form of late.

Just a few days removed from an epic rant against Audrina Patridge's "Tijuana plastic surgery" and various other celebrities, The Hills star is at it once again.

This time it's another rumored plastic surgery recipient - Kate Hudson - who drew his Tweeting wrath as Spencer feels her (rumored) boob job is inadequate.

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts," he Twittered Monday. "Kate H - get ur money back. I gotta guy who will hook you up!"

A fair question ... and a generous offer. What a humanitarian.

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Breast implants or not, Kate Hudson isn't Spencer's type.

Kate Hudson reportedly had breast implants of some kind put in recently, but her "new" chest looks an awful lot like her old one. Which is fine, of course.

But Spencer Pratt, who's been defending his wife from major negativity surrounding her recent plastic surgery bonanza, as not impressed, that's for sure.

He didn't stop at Kate, either.

Pratt took aim at Robert Rey - a.k.a. Dr. 90210 - who recently criticized Heidi, calling him a hypocrite, seeing as his daughter is totally "into plastic."

Branching out, he took on Kim Kardashian's kat kontroversy from yesterday, saying "Come on KK America's alrealy seen way too much of ur pu$$y."

Wow. Finally, for reasons unknown (aside from Twitter making it so easy) he bashed Snooki from Jersey Shore, posting "SNOOKI everyone" and this:

Harsh, Spencer. That is harsh.

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The Hills star Spencer Pratt did not respond kindly to co-star Audrina Patridge and her "nasty Tijuana plastic surgery" criticizing Heidi Montag.

During a Tuesday night interview on Lopez Tonight, Patridge said that Montag "changed a bit" personality-wise and physically since they met:

"She got her chin chiseled, her nose done, her cheeks, boobs redone, lipo, butt job, I don't know, [10 plastic surgeries] in one day? It's a lot."

Spencer Pratt was far from pleased by these (true) comments, and decided to unleash his venom on Twitter, firing off an epic rant last night:

"I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and Audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her!"

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Spencer Pratt gave his Blackberry a workout last night.

Continuing, he alleged that Patridge has had work done ... in Mexico. His Tweets also suggested that Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley did the same, and more:

  • "Audrina - Don't hate just because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press!"
  • "So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwoww and Audrina go. We love American doctors!
  • "Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best..."
  • "Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place."
  • "Oh the truth is coming ... I'm not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned... it's all coming out!"
  • On a dif note - just heard kesha did a body paint shoot - next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tictoc bitch- ur time is up!

There you have it. It's been quite a week for Spencer, who earlier joined Heidi in accusing The Hills producer Adam DiVello of sexually harassing Montag.

A rep for Audrina had no comment on the Tweeting rampage.

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Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend.

It does not look good.

For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face.

Way to go, Heidi!

Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk ...

This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica!

As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi's DDD (E?) breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better.

Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory.

The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year.

If you're considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there's more where this came from.

Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below ...

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Heidi Montag looked way better ...

 

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You gotta give it to Heidi Montag here. Mocking her own plastic surgery addiction as part of an effort to urge Congress and consumers to enact fiscal reform? Genius.

The Hills star is now joining the rest of the country in laughing at The Hills star with the help of Funny or Die and director Ron Howard, who created this new video.

The goal? To urge Congress to enact financial reform.

"I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard," Montag said. "He was kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable ... feel so confident in my talent."

Whatever that might consist of.

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Heidi Montag's "talent" is on full display. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In any case, Montag's video is part of a series by the Americans for Financial Reform that urges, among other things, massive call-ins throughout the week to push Congress toward forming a strong, independent Consumer Financial Protection Agency.

Heidi jokes in the pseudo PSA that reality stars who max out their credit cards for unnecessary plastic surgery need financial relief. What is a poor gal to do?!

Funny and Die is working on additional videos to urge the government to act on and pass financial reform. Follow the jump to see Heidi Montag do her part ...

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They both star on MTV reality shows, but Jenni Farley is no Heidi Montag. You won't be seeing her get 10 operations in one day. She may not even get one.

Despite rumors that she’s getting ready to go under the knife for a second round of breast implants, Jersey Shore star Jenni, a.k.a. “JWOWW,” says no way.

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A girl's got integrity, after all.

During an appearance on The View Tuesday, the large-chested JWOWW was asked if she was planning to get even bigger implants, as has been reported.

“No,” she said.

JWOWW in the famed yellow shirt. That's just wrong.

The reality star did note, though, that she would be willing to replace the ones she has. Could that mean with bigger ones? Can they even make bigger ones than that?

“I got [the implants] when I was younger; at a certain age you can only get saline not silicone,” she said. “That’s the only thing I would consider … Switching them.”

Good to know.

JWOWW and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast are set to “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination” for a second season of their reality hit.

That Season 2 destination? South Beach. Holla!

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In Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt has his very own Reality TV Frankenstein, a wife he may give 25-30 orgasms a day, craft to his liking with countless plastic surgeries, and pimp to celeb gossip tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Pretty sweet deal.

It looks like surgery isn't solely a pastime for his plastic princess, however. A friend says Spencer is looking to have some work done on his ugly mug too.

After all, ever since Heidi Montag emerged from 10 operations in one day, she's been getting a lot of media attention, which was probably why she did it.

Really desperate and sad, but if you can get past that, it's also hilarious. Equally funny? That Spencer Pratt is considering following in her fake footsteps.

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 PLASTIC PAIR: The gruesome twosome may get gruesomer still.

According to the friend, who spoke about the couple's obsession with plastic surgery, The Hills villain is looking into "lipo, chest implants and a nose job."

Chest implants?

Seems like a lot of time, money, and effort just to maintain C-list celebrity status. We realize that's what Speidi does, and always has done, but still ...

A little over the top, guys. You can probably stick to staged bikini and holiday photos and still earn a nice living. Minus any permanent disfigurement too.

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Perhaps realizing that the pot was calling the kettle black hard core, Lisa Rinna is apologizing to Heidi Montag for comments about the latter's plastic surgery.

Rinna said that she wouldn't allow her two daughters to see Heidi Montag pictures in People after The Hills star had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.

The 46-year-old Rinna, who has had Botox, lip-plumping and breast implants gone terribly awry in her own right, says that she didn't mean any hard feelings.

"I apologize to Miss Montag if my words were taken and used against her in the press," she Twittered. "I did not slam her or her surgeries for the record."

For the record, that's exactly what she did. But no matter.

A couple (of gross) peas in a pod. The plastic torch is passed.

While Rinna's intentions were spot-on - letting her little girls look at Heidi Montag is definitely a bad idea - what can she say, given all the work she's had done?

For her part, Montag didn't seem too bummed out. Asked about her second breast augmentation (giving her DDD boobs) by Us Weekly, she lamented simply:

"I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted!"

Gross. Spencer Pratt, she's all yours man.

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