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During his battle with thyroid cancer, Roger Ebert says he "studiously avoided looking in a mirror."

That's because the movie critic lost the bottom half of jaw his jaw to the disease.

But a two-year process has now resulted in a silicone prosthesis that Ebert debuted this week, one that he'll wear during upcoming TV appearances. Below, right, the veteran reporter shows off his new look:

Roger Ebert Pics

"I will wear the prosthesis on the new television show – that's not to fool anyone, because my appearance is widely known," he says. "It will be a pleasant reminder of the person I was for 64 years."

Ebert Presents at the Movies debuts tonight on PBS. It will feature Christy Lemire and Ignatiy Vishnevetsky reviewing films and Roger discussing new films and classics.

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JWoww roughed up Sammi on this week's Jersey Shore.

But lest you think she was done throwing down for the week, she had some words for Kim Kardashian as well. Specifically Kim's newer, fuller lips.

The MTV celebrity has no tolerance for stars who won't "man up" to having work done, writing "Funny how stars don't man up to plastic surgery."

"I did. Blaming it on colds, etc. is just hysterical. Get real!"

Where's the Costume?

Amusingly, Heidi Montag, who famously underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day, re-tweeted this comment. Kim says she's never tried to hide anything.

"I'm the first one to talk about anything that I do," she told Extra. "It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me."

"I have the flu," Kardashian explained of her plumper pout. "I'm puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my bottom lip?"

Kim? Upset about rumors involving her? We doubt it. Still, JWoww has a point. Just because Kim's 2sexy2tweet doesn't mean she has to lie about it.

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The Hills star Heidi Montag sought perfection when she underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year. Safe to say that didn't work out.

"Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she tells Life & Style in the tabloid's new cover story. "This is not what I signed up for."

The Pratt Family

That's just too bad... except that it's EXACTLY WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. You don't go for a routine physical and stumble into this by accident, idiot.

Look what they did to me! Feel sorry for me!

Only Heidi Montag would try to have a plastic surgeon make her into a human Barbie doll, then decide that might have been going a little overboard, then try to play the victim and milk it for even more publicity and money later.

Makes it difficult to feel very sympathetic, we'll be honest.

In the magazine, she details her plastic surgery disaster:

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LMAO. At this point, that's about all we can muster when we see stories about Heidi Montag and her myriad plastic surgery debacles. What a joke.

Just to recap, the reality star underwent countless operations to become the human Barbie doll, all in the name of becoming/remaining a celebrity.

Spencer and Heidi: Photographers

When that didn't work out, The Hills got axed and she went broke, she began working the reverse angle ... milking this "disaster" for sympathy!

There's nothing new about this cover story. NOTHING.

Spare us next week, Life & Style. Every Heidi Montag plastic surgery story has already been done. Wow, she had botched implants? Who knew?! Shocker.

Seriously, revealing her scars? That's the best you've got? We'll jump at the chance to ridicule Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt, but give us SOME material.

Also, nice tease for Prince William, Kate Middleton and “Why They Split.” Last we checked, they got engaged quite recently and remain happily so.

Great work, editors. Virtual pat on the back.

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There is no plastic surgery in Angelina Jolie's past - or future.

"I haven't had anything done and I don't think I will," Jolie tells the UK's Daily Mail. "But if it makes somebody happy then that's up to them. I'm not in somebody else's skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don't plan to myself."

Bored with Brad

Angelina Jolie: An all-natural, voluptuous goddess.

The actress also opens up about life with Brad Pitt and their six kids - who've helped her "enjoy" her high-flying career. "I enjoy the work more now because I enjoy life more," she says. "When you have children the whole world shifts for you."

"You have these little people that make you laugh and remind you every day of what is important, and you get to be their parent and that's the most important thing you will ever be," she adds. "Everything else comes from that."

Just don't expect a nice Thanksgiving feast at her place.

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Heidi Montag, who infamously underwent more than 10 operations in one day, is now sharing the painful memories and emotions of a journey for perfection.

In an ABC Primetime Special titled "Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far?" airing last week, the plastic princess said she felt she would "die out of pain!"

"I thought that first night that I came out of the hospital I was going to die out of pain," Heidi Montag recalls now. "I looked like I was hit by a truck."

Heidi Pops Out

We can't believe it either, Heidi. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Montag has now confirmed most, if not all, of her surgeries this year:

  • Nose job
  • Brow lift
  • Chin shaving
  • Back scooped out
  • Ears pinned back
  • Lipo on inner/outer thighs
  • Fat injected into her cheeks
  • Absolutely hilarious, FREAKISHLY GIGANTIC breast implants

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Heidi Montag has married Spencer Pratt a bunch of times, but her true love is plastic surgery, and her secret crush was the man who operated on her.

One of the late Dr. Frank Ryan's close friends, Dawn DaLuise, takes issue with Heidi's claim that he pressured her into her hilarious major makeover.

"I believe she had a crush on him," the celebrity plastic surgeon's pal said. "She was romantically obsessed. She saw him as a night in shining armor."

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WORK DONE: Dr. Frank Ryan did a number. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

To hear Heidi Montag tell it now, Dr. Ryan - who died in a car accident after driving off a cliff in Malibu - wanted the poor thing "to be his Barbie doll."

DaLuise said it was Heidi who made the Barbie comment.

"He sent texts and emails saying she wanted to be Barbie, to look exactly like Barbie," DaLuise said, adding that Ryan tried to talk the plastic surgery addict OUT of getting DDD breasts, a brow lift, a nose job, lipo, butt augmentation, etc.

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NeNe Leakes is a new woman. Literally.

The Real Housewife of Atlanta admitted this week that she sat through extensive plastic surgery operations in April, receiving a nose job, a breast implant reduction, a breast lift and lipo around her waist.

"I still wanted to look like NeNe, the black woman that I am, but a better version," Leakes said of the procedures, which still leaves her seven short of the number Heidi Montag has undergone.

Compare the old NeNe with the new NeNe below and chime in: Which do you prefer?

 

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She's not as controversial as her out-of-control psycho co-star Amber Portwood, but Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has been in the news a lot lately herself.

Between speaking out about Derek Underwood's death and her money problems to rumors that she's pregnant again (she's not), it's been all Farrah, all the time.

The latest report? According to Star (we know, we know), Farrah underwent a breast augmentation, a.k.a. boob job last month, taking her from an A-cup to a C-cup!

Did Farrah Abraham get a boob job?

An insider close to her says the 19-year-old mother and aspiring model went under the knife to enlarge her breast size in her home town of Council Bluffs, Iowa.

Farrah Abraham was "practically popping out of her low-cut gown" while modeling for a hair show in Denver on October 2. Which could just be the gown, but hey.

"She appears to have more upper-breast fullness,” says a Star analyst. "Her overall results are good, the implant size is proportional for her body type and frame."

Good to hear, Star. Good to hear.

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How do you like your Lisa Rinna lips, readers, plump or prim?

We ask this pressing question because the actress underwent a recent procedure that took out the silicone she had inserted into her puckers way back in 1986. Saying she "no longer wanted my lips to be what defeined me," Rinna showed off her new mouth this week.

Anna Faris Plastic Surgery

But is it new and improved? You tell us...

Which lip look do you prefer?

 

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