Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day - although, you've probably already figured that out from the many horrible pun-based jokes in your Facebook feed.
(Our personal favorite: What kind of movies do pirates like? Rated Arrgh!)
Despite the lame gags it inspires, the holiday has special meaning year, as pirates have gotten a bad rap lately.
Whether is's the Somali baddies terrorizing Captain Philips, or the far less terrifying HBO-foes pirating Game of Thrones, the mere mention of the P-word is enough to shiver anyone's timbers these days.
So we've decided to put together a list of the good, the bad, and the peg-legged to help remind you why the world fell in love with pirates in the first place.