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Would you like fries with that?

Ask yourself how many times you've been asked that question and hesitated to answer because the truth is, the French fries wherever you are just don't cut the mustard.

Worry no more! We've got you covered. 

Oh yes, we're talking about fast food French fries, ranked from worst to best, and taking the guesswork out of that obligatory upsell of a question. 

Everything at Sonic tastes like styrofoam except for their Slush. Stay away from the fries and opt for the tots instead!

Thanks to us, the next time the cashier asks whether or not you want fries, you'll know when to say no. Or just go for the onion rings instead.

Ooooh, onion rings ... mmm.

Be sure to check out our ultimate fast food chicken nuggets rankings, then tell us below: Which chain has the best fries, in your humble opinion?

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With Orange is the New Black season 2 premiering on Netflix June 6, we thought it would be a good time to reacquaint you with some of the show's most beloved characters...and show you how jaw-droppingly different some of them look when they're out from behind bars.

Now, these women may not transform as fully as the stars of Game of Thrones who look completely different in real life, but many of them look markedly better with the help of a little makeup and some clothes that aren't state-issued.

Orange is the New Black: Crazy Eyes
Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes on Orange is the New Black. The second season of the acclaimed Netflix series premiered June 6th.

The men on the show have it easy, of course, with the exception of Pornstache who's role calls for facial hair so epic he looks like the love child of 80s Alex Trebek and Tom Selleck.

Other than that, the dudes of OITNB play civilians or COs and putting on a uniform and badge is the most extreme change requested of them.

Compare that to Uzo Aduba who plays Crazy Eyes on the show and appropriately looks, well...crazy! Jump into the gallery above to see how delicately beautiful Aduba looks at red carpet events.

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Kids, man.

The tantrums, the whining, the sleepless nights, the barfing, the diapers ... and the list goes on and on and on.

If kids weren't so darn adorable and hilarious they'd probably get sold to the circus with alarming frequency.

But they are adorable and hilarious and they really DO say the darnedest things. They write them down, too.

From non-apologies to actual apologies, silly homework answers to break-up letters, here are 37 hilarious kid notes sure to give you more than one chuckle. 

Best Friends Forever
If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they'd still be BFFs.

Pro tip: If you don't want your kid to say or write something, don't say it yourself or you might end up with a kid who tells his teacher he's going to be a freeloader when he grows up.

Which is equally as funny as the kid who wants to be a dog. (Hey, laying around and scratching ourselves all day? Sounds like THE LIFE!)

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Saying no to sex when so many fans freely offer up the goods takes serious dedication to one's beliefs, be those beliefs religious, moral, or just plain good sense.

Many celebrities, male and female, find themselves with a choice of bedfellows on any given night and while some of them take advantage of the revolving door of diddles, others prefer to keep their number of sexual partners low. Perhaps even in the single digits. Like as in a single person.

Whether or not they plan to have sex before marriage is a common question for teen stars and some of them actually manage to keep that promise to themselves until they say "I do."

For others things are a little more questionable. And then there are the reformed virgins who have had sex, but have now vowed to stay away from doing the dirty.

Here's a look at 15 celebrity virgins who waited (or are waiting) until marriage:

Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici
Oh, they're all smiles now, because they did the deed on their wedding night. The Bachelor star Sean Lowe vowed to wait until marriage for sex and Catherine honored his desires.

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Nic Pizzolatto took True Detective fans by surprise this week.

In a radio interview, the writer/showrunner said Season 2 of his HBO hit will be set in California... and will also feature THREE lead characters.

And, no, one of them will not be played by Jessica Chastain.

Who does this leave? An assortment of possibilities, from three amigos to three basketball stars to three men who should probably leave their baby at home.

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson set the bar very high last year, but we think any of the following casting suggestions could clear it on True Detective Season 2...

The Kardashians
Stop or their mom will shoot... you with a camera she borrowed from E! for some reality show footage.

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Need some ideas for a quick lunch to go so you can get back to the office and slave away in cube land? Might we suggest the chicken nugget?

A staple of fast food menus everywhere, the chicken nugget seems really hard to screw up. And yet? Some restaurants manage to do just that in quite a spectacular fashion.

Other restaurants, however, lure us in with their delicious and slightly pickle-y bite-sized bird bits and we can't get enough even if our conscience says we should keep on driving.

They just taste so good when they hit your lips! Here's an assortment of seven fast food chicken nuggets RANKED in order. Mmm, mmm, good.

Are these even real meat? No, no they aren't. They're pink slime. But dip them in the spicy mustard and you'll hardly notice!

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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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What's in a name? As it turns out, maybe everything.

Since Shakespeare first posited the question in Romeo and Juliet, actors have been using fake names to land professional roles. Not only did it allow them some semblance of privacy before the dawn of Wikipedia, but let's face it, some people just aren't born with great names.

Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? Quite a mouthful.

If an actor or musician's entire career is dedicated to being someone else - a character or personality, perhaps - then a good stage name can go a long way to making that career explode.

More celebrities use pseudonyms than you might think. In fact, here are 67 stars who don't use their real names. Which ones did you know before viewing this gallery?

Musical sensation Lorde was given the name Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor at birth. We'd probably go with Lorde, too.

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What is it about some celebrities that draws us to them like magnets? It's their eyes. 

From baby blue to big and brown, we just can't help but stare at their peepers, mesmerized by what we find therein. Which in the case of these 19 celebrities with amazing eyes is beauty.

Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder doesn't get the nickname Smolderhalder for nothing! It's his eyes, y'all.

Beauty IS, after all, in the EYE of the beholder ... right?

(Hey, we know the analogy is broken. Just go with it.)

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We're gonna need the Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling break up stories to be true or for someone to confirm they're definitely together because the lust for him is sort of out of control. 

Ryan Gosling is HOT

(Must be something in that Mouseketeer water because his pal Justin Timberlake is a mighty fine looking man, too.)

(If Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are together, we'll worship from afar. But if they're not, well, then we're saying there's still a chance. (Name that movie; get bonus points!)

Here are the 17 hottest Ryan Gosling photos for you to ogle over lunch.

Shirtless Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling gets shirtless. You're welcome ladies. YOu're welcome.

We know, we know. We're fanning ourselves over here too.

It definitely got a little warmer in here after that, right?

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