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If respiration weren't an automatic function, some people would be in capital T-R-O-U-B-L-E because they are, quite frankly, too dumb to breathe.

(This actually includes the person/people who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nude photos this weekend...FYI.)

Grammar Counts
If we put Grandpa in a COMMA, we would have to shrink him.

We're not saying these people didn't pay attention to ANYTHING AT ALL in school, but we are saying they didn't pay attention to much. Particularly history, geography, biology, English, and sex ed.

Gym, tan, laundry might have been their mantra. 

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It's the scandal that's threatening to bring down the Internet:

Some loser hacker has broken into the cell phones and computers of famous women throughout Hollywood, posting photos of Jennifer Lawrence nude and Kaley Cuoco nude online and causing many to wonder:

Who might be next?

Whoever it is, a handful of females (and, yes, also one male) can relate, considering naked picture scandals have been in existence for nearly as long as the Internet itself.

Who has been victimized in the past? Who possibly played the victim while riding her bare attention to new levels of fame? And who would you never want to see in her birthday suit ever again?

If you're reading this, Jennifer, Kaley and the others whose privacy has been wrongly invaded by this pervert on 4chan, perhaps this is a bit of solace: You are not alone...

Demi Lovato
Photos of Demi Lovato in bed with Wilmer Valderrama went viral in the spring of 2014. Some were pretty darn racy.

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It may be Labor Day across the United States, but the following celebrities will soon be expecting a very different kind of labor on a very special day in the near future.

Because they're pregnant!!!

From women who play superheroes to women who make other women extremely jealous because they're expecting Ryan Gosling's baby, many famous females will be adding to their family prior to the end of this calendar year.

We think. We know a lot here at The Hollywood Gossip, but we do not know any precise due dates.

Based on the timing of their announcement and the research conducted by our staff, however, the odds are strong that the following stars will give birth some time in 2014.

We send along our premature congratulations to them all!

Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera kicked off 2014 in style: she's expecting her second child. Hooray!

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There's one perk of being a freelance writer: working from home in the comfort of my yoga pants while listening to Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" on repeat.

All with nary a concern that I might offend the entire office simply by using the microwave. Imagine the people that have to go to the office and deal with ... PEOPLE.

That's when the passive-aggressive behavior kicks in, and kicks in hard. But it also results in some hilarity, such as these classic responses to others' notes:

Then there's apartment life, where the fight for parking, the neighbors having loud sex, and community trash collection cause people the same sort of rage.

So what do people do when they experience this sort of anger, frustration and stress? Why they confront the offenders, of course! No. No they do not do that.

They send passive aggressive notes and become MY PEOPLE. Then people respond to those notes in similar fashion and also become my people.

Even though I don't actually want to work around people. Shrug.

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Let's face it. Some people just shouldn't use the Internet.

This list includes embarrassing parents, celebrities without PR agents to stop them from saying stupid things on Twitter, and anyone who thinks Justin Bieber's music is actually good.

And then there are the people who haven't quite figured out just how obnoxious they are when sharing on social media. People like this ...

The Does It All Mom
You know the type. She's waxing the car, shaving her legs, making organic, free range, Bento box lunches for five children, WHILE chairing the PTA ALL AT ONCE. And never chipping a nail.

"Just had a great workout! Now I'm going to juice a carrot! If you don't juice your carrots you'll die!" 

"It's Obama's fault the Steelers lost! THANKS, OBAMA!"

"My sweet little snookums dollbaby angel face just bought me lingerie and we're gonna get frisky later!"

Uhhhh....

If you're one of those people, well, don't be one of those people.

And if you KNOW one of those people, we feel sorry for you.

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Odd behavior is sort of a hallmark of being famous. We've come to expect some celebrities to pull ridiculous stunts in the name of art or self-promotion.

When Shia LaBeouf wears a paper bag on his head, we tip our heads to the side and tap our chins and go "hmmm..." and wait for answers.

When James Franco hits on an 18 year old on Instagram, we accuse him of being a dirty old man and then realize that's exactly what happens in his newest flick, label it a publicity stunt, and move on to the next scandal.

But then there are our pop stars and the Twitter users who love and loathe them who ask questions that really make us think ..

Why Does Lady Gaga Look Like a Hash Brown?
Good question, @luisspears. Very good question indeed.

Too bad the only answers we can really come up with for these 23 questions for pop stars which cannot actually be answered are "because" and "drugs, of course."

But there's really no way to explain Miley Cyrus' right knee. 

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Sometimes, a picture is snapped at the exact right time.

And, no, we're not just talking about those Kim Kardashian Playboy photos because we're pretty sure the reality star posed for them.

We're referring to those candid shots that seem nearly impossible, the ones where water is seemingly frozen in time or someone just took a punch to the face and you can see his cheeks forever stuck in a wobble.

Or the one where a woman reading a newspaper looks like she has massive fake breasts.

We've combed the Internet for these kinds of photos and posted 21 of them below. All are pretty awesome. Number-19 is especially cool. A couple make us glad we weren't the subjects.

Flip around and be amazed at what a simple camera can capture when clicked at the perfect time:

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The latest edition of V Magazine includes Miley Cyrus nude, surrounded by stuffed animals.

But the cover photo of the publication's Rebel Issue, which hits newsstands on September 10, might be even more unusual. 

It features the 21-year old Twerker in some kind of fuzzy bathing suit, one that seems to be incredibly ineffective because it prompts us to ask: Could this thing even get wet?!?

Miley Cyrus V Cover
Miley Cyrus covers this issue of V... while wearing an unusual bathing suit. Can this thing even get wet?!?

Cyrus is also lying on a pile of pretend animals in this picture, while the cover promises to tell us “Why Miley Loves to Provoke.”

But will she continue to provoke?!?

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Are you ready to rebel, movie fans?

We know a handful of warriors who certainly are, as Lionsgate has unveiled six new posters in anticipation of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1.

They feature young men and women who will be at the forefront of the impending revolution against The Capitol, one reluctantly (at first) led by Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss.

She’ll have Liam Hemsworth’s Gale by her side, of course, along with key new characters such as Natalie Dormer’s Cressida. 

Get your first look at some of these newbies, along with a smoldering shot of Miley Cyrus' ex, via the following rebellion-based posters:

Gale Mockingjay Poster
Liam Hemsworth is back for more Hunger Games. He poses here on behalf of Mockingjay.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 comes out on November 21.

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Ever wondered what your favorite band would look like and sound like if comprised entirely of dogs?

Same here!

Fortunately, the good folks over on the Internet have started the hashtag #DogBands, making puns out of iconic group names and coming up with gems such as Earth, Wind and Fido… 3 Dog Doors Down… and Linkin Bark.

Pretty creative and hilarious, no?

We've compiled a list of some of the best #DogBands entries and - with apologies to Paul, John, Ringo and George - we can't get enough of The Beagles walking down Abbey Road.

The Beagles
We doubt they'd have the same success as The Beatles, but they'd do pretty well.

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