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Except for The Amazing Race, which wins Emmys for a reason (because it's a great show), reality TV is a lot of mindless entertainment that we watch for very few discernible reasons.

Aside from living in exotic locales and the likelihood of making out with hot guys and girls, what other reason do people have for starring on reality TV shows? 

Well, most of these shameless individuals see their time on reality TV as a starting ground for bigger and better things! Fame! Fortune! A #1 hit or a box office smash! 

Except that doesn't usually happen, though. See below:

Farrah Abraham
Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She's also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen ...

The 15 reality stars in this gallery, none of whom can act or sing but all of whom have tried, prove this point and then some. Often with hilarious results.

They hoped their reality TV shows would launch them into superstardom. They were wrong ... mostly. In the case of Farrah Abraham and Kim Kardashian?

Millions of dollars have been made, and celebrity status has been achieved. Not how they might have drawn it up when they started out, but still.

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Two high profile couples are headed for divorce.

Earlier this week, Kris Jenner filed to legally split from Bruce Jenner; while, earlier today, Amber Rose ended her marriage to Wiz Khalifa.

Can you guess which official break up too us more by surprise? Hint: It's not the one with two people who have had separate bank accounts and separates residences for years and months now, respectively.

But Amber and Wiz?!?

Rose just referred to Khalifa as her "sweetheart" in a Happy Birthday message on September 9! She Twerked up a storm in celebration of his recent album success! She wished for many more years to come on their one-year anniversary in August!

And now, just like that... it's over. 

Where did the relationship go wrong? We may never know. But where does it rank on a rundown of all-time shocking celebrity divorces? That we can debate and ponder. Click through a handful of candidates below:

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.

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When it comes to birthday parties, many celebrity parents spare absolutely no expense.

The bigger the birthday party, the better! Beyonce and Jay Z rented a ZOO for Blue Ivy, and you know KimYe went straight baller for North West's first birthday.

A quick glance at Pinterest reveals that regular folks are also throwing some celebrity-sized bashes for their offspring so we thought we'd offer up a little help to our celebrity-obsessed friends.

Take a look at 17 celebrity kids' birthday cakes to inspire your next fête ...

Cowboy Up!
Mason Disick's cowboy-themed second birthday party was a scene from the Wild West! The cowboy hat cake completed the look!

And while we're on the subject of children and cakes, you absolutely must take a look at some of these baby shower cakes / wrecks. If you dare.

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What's more disturbing than Miley Cyrus Twerking against the crotch of Robin Thicke?

How about Miley Cyrus Twerking against the crotch of Robin Thicke with her regular face replaced by her baby face?

For reasons that remain both unknown and VERY disturbing, Miley has taken to Instagram and posted a number of Photoshopped images from her X-rated collection.

She’s replaced the face she was making at the time, however, with a childhood picture she recently came across, one that depicts Cyrus rolling her eyes.

It would be sort of cute on its own. But when this face is superimposed on a crotch grab photo? Or a breast massage music video still? Or is used to cover Miley's own nipples?

It becomes the stuff nightmares are made of. Don't say we didn't tell you, readers. Consider yourself properly warned before clicking through this gallery:

Miley Crotch Grab
No, Miley Cyrus. Just... no. Why did you make us look at this?

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It's rather clear at this point that mothers should never use their cell phones.

At least not to text message, at least based on these 37 hilarious text message fails by moms around the country.

But what about fathers? Should you live in fear of what message will show up next from this parent on your screen? Sometimes.

Definitely when he mixes up one letter in reference to his plans for your sister; and also definitely when you accidentally send him the emoticon of your boyfriend's penis.

Other times, however, Dad is sort of cool. One might say he's "jiggy" with it. Or at least Dad himself might say that in an attempt to relate to his offspring.

Below, we've compiled a list of 9 text message fails made by fathers across the globe. Remember: it's okay to laugh because these weren't sent by your father.

I know what that means...
... and you'll know to be a lot more careful when sending text messages in the future.

Mom and dads aside, we ALL can agree that grandparents should stay far away from social media.

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The dogs featured in the following photo gallery are taking a lesson from Shaggy.

When confronted by a total mess at the feet, these canines take one adorable look at their owner and say it clearly with their eyes: It wasn't me!

I didn't destroy your couch! I didn't make it impossible for you to see your kitchen tile! And, no, I have no idea how your bathtub ended up this way. Just blame the cat!

Indeed, while some dogs are talented enough to open and close the front door before and after a walk, others are still learning to master the concept of NOT tearing apart pieces of furniture. It's a learning process.

And, let's face: the looks on the faces of these pets after they eff up is almost worth the mess they actually make. Right? Almost, at least?

The cat did it!
Really. I saw it with my own eyes. He's around here somewhere...

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True story: On my first cross-country flight, I was bumped out of my window seat by a man in a skirt. Not a kilt. A skirt. Made of early 90's parachute pants material. 

He fell asleep about 30 minutes into the flight, legs flung apart, mouth hanging open, the stench of his most recent meal wafting into my face. Then he woke up and did yoga in his seat, a Downward Dog so steep I almost saw his Frank and Beans.

Make Yourself Comfortable
Not even international flights are an excuse to treat the row you're in like it's your own personal living room.

That, dear readers, is the sort of (true) story behind an Instagram sensation known as Passenger Shaming.

At least one of these pictures makes us wonder if Justin Bieber might have been on one of these flights. He does have a penchant for peeing in places that are not toilets, after all.

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Klaus! Elijah! Rebekah! OH MY! The Originals Season 2 is coming! (Finally!!) 

While we wait eagerly for the series to return, we thought we'd take a tour through IMDB to see what The Originals cast resumes looked like before they were stars on the CW's hit.

The Originals Cast
The Originals Season 2 returns to The CW on October 5! Take a look at our favorite Mikaelson siblings and their fellow castmates before they were stars!

Who made the biggest "splash" before finding their way to the bayou? 

None other than BFFs Claire Holt and Phoebe Tonkin! The two starred on an Australian series called H2O: Just Add Water, a series which featured three girls who were magically transformed into mermaids.

Yes. You read that right. Claire Holt and Phoebe Tonkin were mermaids.

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We wouldn't have thought it possible just a few weeks ago, but it turns out that photos of Kate Upton nude can be controversial.

That's what happens when the images are published against the will of this supermodel, and also when she's far from alone in having her most intimate privacy violated.

For about a month now, some loser/perverted/pathetic hacker has broken into the cell phones and computers of famous women around the world. 

He's published images on Reddit and 4chan of Kim Kardashian nude; of Jennifer Lawrence nude; and of countless other celebrities in provocative poses, from Gabrielle Union... to Hope Solo... to Kate Bosworth... to Hayden Panettiere.

The scandal has created a riff between those who believe this is the equivalent of a sex crime (Lena Dunham) and those who believe the subjects deserve their public scorn for posing in an inappropriate manner (Clay Aiken).

Where do you stand? Should the hacker be prosecuted to the full extent of the law? Should these women have known better because they're famous?

Ponder, debate, consider, decide - and click around to see just who's been affected by this hacking:

Jennifer Lawrence
We adore Jennifer Lawrence. And we feel bad that this actress has been victimized by the perverted online hacker.

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As previously documented in detail, pets sometimes like to act like they're human.

Take these dogs, for instance. They love to just kick back, relax and watch TV sometimes - and can you really blame them? A life of sleeping, fetching, walking and eating can be stressful.

But other times canines don't necessarily act like humans... they look like humans! Specifically, Russian President Vladimir Putin and/or beloved actor Harrison Ford.

They also look like stuffed animals, breakfast food items and other types of creatures, none of whom you would typically compare with Man's Best Friend.

But these photos speak (humorously) for themselves. Click around now and admire 13 dogs who may not actually be dogs...

A doggy bear
Dog, meet Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear, meet Dog. Can you tell them apart, readers?

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