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Thursday nights just aren't the same since Friends went off the air in 2004 (though we DO have The Vampire Diaries and that is pretty fantastic).

From 1994 on, we laughed, we cried, and then we laughed again at the happenings of our favorite friends as they navigated life in New York City.

In honor of the 20th anniversary of the premiere of Friends, we thought we'd take a look back at the cast and answer the question: Where are they now!?

Friends Cast
Chandler! Rachel! Ross! Monica! Joey! Phoebe! Central Perk! Thursday nights haven't been the same since the final credits rolled on Friends.

Arguably the most famous of the Friends, Jennifer Aniston, is a constant source of tabloid fodder, thanks to her relationship with Brad Pitt and the demise thereof.

Coupled with the Pitt-Jolie marriage and her inability to walk down the aisle again (even though Aniston is engaged to Justin Theroux) keep her in the spotlight.

Then there are the ever-present Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors, which by our count, mean she has been with child at least 22 times ... give or take 22.

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David Lucado is an idiot of epic proportions.

First of all, who messes around with some random chick after a fight with their girlfriend after 24 hours, then tries to play the "we were on a break" card?

That would be moronic even if said girlfriend weren't Britney Spears, a smoking hot pop superstar worth nine figures, and you weren't a total non-entity.

But she is, and he is.

Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper
Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney's body and he let it slip away.

Somehow, using his regular guy, non-celebrity, nice-guy appeal, David Lucado ended up with Britney Spears, sweeping her off her feet for 18 months.

He could've been set for life, but he couldn't contain himself after they had one little fight, grinding on Cali Lee and getting caught in the act no less.

From her late '90s heyday to the present, Britney Spears has had some ups and downs, but currently looks amazing, is in unreal shape and making millions.

Click through the gallery above for 53 examples of why David blew it, and why there's hope for you. She's having trouble finding a normal straight guy.

Seriously. Get on it.

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We propose a new party mantra in addition to the ever-necessary chant "don't drink and drive." This new slogan?

Don't drink and text

See the following 21 drunk texts for proof that alcohol and cell phones do not mix.

Yep. That.
Regret. EVERYTHING. Never doing that again. (Until next weekend.)

Sure, you won't have any blackmail photos the next morning to help recreate the night before if you don't use your phone while you get hammered on hunch punch, but trust us.

Because you won't have BLACKMAIL photos the next morning.

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Yesterday it was announced that Kate Middleton is pregnant with Royal Baby #2. For real! No tabloid rumors this time! Finally, we can put all that speculation to rest.

The third in line for the throne will be gracing us in 2015, but before this baby's arrival, mother Kate Middleton's baby bump will be gracing the world with some maternity fashion.

Blazer of Glory
This trim blazer perfectly highlighted Kate Middleton's baby bump during her pregnancy with Prince George.

Kate Middleton has become quite the style icon, before and during her tenure as Duchess of Cambridge, and her first pregnancy was no exception.

While she was carrying Prince George, maternity retailers routinely sold out of fashions identical and similar to Kate's. And for good reason.

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Kanye West literally wrote the song about gold diggers, probably thanks to one-time girlfriend Amber Rose (a former stripper married to Wiz Khalifa).

Or maybe he wrote it with now-wife and baby mama Kim Kardashian in mind. 

Or maybe he just spent a lot of time observing the comings and goings of other notorious celebrity gold diggers. Regardless, here's a tribute to them!

Kim Kardashian
Sure, she was rich in her own right, but she married the guy who wrote the song! We couldn't NOT include her!

Gold diggers come in all shapes, sizes and genders. Some of the ones on our list come to mind more quickly than others, but all are mining it hard.

In the time-honored, profound and compelling words of Alicia Keys, some people live for the fortune and some people live for the fame.

And in the words of 'Ye, "if you ain't no chump, holler WE WANT PRENUP!"

Truly, a mantra to live your life if ever there were one right there.

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It's sort of official: there's serious bad blood brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.

It all started when Swift told Rolling Stone that she penned a song on hew new album about an enemy in the world of music, someone who did “something so horrible” when she tried to “sabotage an entire arena tour."

Then, not long after these comments went public, Perry Tweeted a reference to Mean Girls and a "Regina George in sheep's clothing," who we're rather positive is Taylor Swift.

So the claws are pretty much out between two of the top-selling artists in pop music history.

Will things get uglier from here? Who will fire the next shot? And where does this feud rank among recent famous rivalries, which include Drake Bell HATING on Justin Bieber and Jimmy Kimmel trading barbs with Kanye West?

Flip around and decide now:

Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift wrote a song titled "Bad Blood" about an enemy in the music business. We're pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You know what they say: let them eat cake.

We're not sure if this saying originated when one person tried to sacrifice another to Satan. Or when one sexual partner gave another Herpes. Or when parents caught their son dry humping his girlfriend.

But you'd be surprised how many times this dessert item has been used as a form of an apology and/or as a way to get across a very important message (e.g. guess who's gay!).

In the following photo gallery, we rundown 29 examples of folks baking a cake to offer up a mea culpa for a tasering, an inappropriate "boning" and for that time when the subject blacked out, tried to kill you and then almost got everyone arrested.

Really, my bad on that one, friend...

My bad!
Really, I apologize. It probably shouldn't have done any of that.

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Wait... who's that kissing Justin Timberlake?

And who are those women dressed in drag?

And which True Blood star is donning an eye patch alongside Lady Gaga?

While the recent music videos that have garnered the most attention have involved Nicki Minaj Twerking and/or Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball, it's easy to forget that a number of non-singers have made cameos in a number of popular videos over the years.

Such as, yes, Kristen Stewart in drag. Or Jake Gyllenhaal as a tennis player.

Cycle through the following music video cameos and ask yourself: What was that star doing there?!?

Alexander Skarsgard
Who knew Alexander Skarsgard and Lady Gaga were pals?!? The former showed up in the latter's video for "Paparazzi."

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If you're the kind of person who is terrible with directions, well, this post isn't going to help you be better at navigation. It will, however, validate your belief that YOU are not the one with the problem!!

You see, sometimes we look at the signs around us and think that maybe, just maybe, there's at least a halfway decent chance that the person in the Public Works department who made the traffic signs might have been drunk on the job.

(Or they're just too dumb to breathe.)

See? With confusing and hilarious traffic signs like these, it's no wonder people get lost! 

But the funny doesn't stop here. Oh no, nope. There's a plethora of funny street names just waiting to make you laugh below. Don't giggle and drive?

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A few weeks ago, THG chronicled 13 failed attempts at online seduction, as countless folks in the Internet era have attempted to text message their way into the hearts pants of their desired paramour.

Others, however, believe that a picture says 1,000 words (all of them sexy!) and have simply sent their loved ones a naked photo in an attempt to scintillate.

There's just been the occasional hiccup: sometimes these images go to the wrong number. Talk about a major oopsie!

Nothing, of course, will ever top this college student, who sent a nude picture to her dad (yes, her dad!). But the examples below are pretty darn embarrassing... and hilarious.

So, in the wake this week's The Fappening, it only seems appropriate that we try and comfort Jennifer Lawrence and company via the following slideshow. You aren't alone, ladies.

My bad!
More like you're GOOD, man! Thanks for the laugh.

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