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It's rather clear at this point that mothers should never use their cell phones.

At least not to text message, at least based on these 37 hilarious text message fails by moms around the country.

But what about fathers? Should you live in fear of what message will show up next from this parent on your screen? Sometimes.

Definitely when he mixes up one letter in reference to his plans for your sister; and also definitely when you accidentally send him the emoticon of your boyfriend's penis.

Other times, however, Dad is sort of cool. One might say he's "jiggy" with it. Or at least Dad himself might say that in an attempt to relate to his offspring.

Below, we've compiled a list of 9 text message fails made by fathers across the globe. Remember: it's okay to laugh because these weren't sent by your father.

I know what that means...
... and you'll know to be a lot more careful when sending text messages in the future.

Mom and dads aside, we ALL can agree that grandparents should stay far away from social media.

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The dogs featured in the following photo gallery are taking a lesson from Shaggy.

When confronted by a total mess at the feet, these canines take one adorable look at their owner and say it clearly with their eyes: It wasn't me!

I didn't destroy your couch! I didn't make it impossible for you to see your kitchen tile! And, no, I have no idea how your bathtub ended up this way. Just blame the cat!

Indeed, while some dogs are talented enough to open and close the front door before and after a walk, others are still learning to master the concept of NOT tearing apart pieces of furniture. It's a learning process.

And, let's face: the looks on the faces of these pets after they eff up is almost worth the mess they actually make. Right? Almost, at least?

The cat did it!
Really. I saw it with my own eyes. He's around here somewhere...

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True story: On my first cross-country flight, I was bumped out of my window seat by a man in a skirt. Not a kilt. A skirt. Made of early 90's parachute pants material. 

He fell asleep about 30 minutes into the flight, legs flung apart, mouth hanging open, the stench of his most recent meal wafting into my face. Then he woke up and did yoga in his seat, a Downward Dog so steep I almost saw his Frank and Beans.

Make Yourself Comfortable
Not even international flights are an excuse to treat the row you're in like it's your own personal living room.

That, dear readers, is the sort of (true) story behind an Instagram sensation known as Passenger Shaming.

At least one of these pictures makes us wonder if Justin Bieber might have been on one of these flights. He does have a penchant for peeing in places that are not toilets, after all.

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Klaus! Elijah! Rebekah! OH MY! The Originals Season 2 is coming! (Finally!!) 

While we wait eagerly for the series to return, we thought we'd take a tour through IMDB to see what The Originals cast resumes looked like before they were stars on the CW's hit.

The Originals Cast
The Originals Season 2 returns to The CW on October 5! Take a look at our favorite Mikaelson siblings and their fellow castmates before they were stars!

Who made the biggest "splash" before finding their way to the bayou? 

None other than BFFs Claire Holt and Phoebe Tonkin! The two starred on an Australian series called H2O: Just Add Water, a series which featured three girls who were magically transformed into mermaids.

Yes. You read that right. Claire Holt and Phoebe Tonkin were mermaids.

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We wouldn't have thought it possible just a few weeks ago, but it turns out that photos of Kate Upton nude can be controversial.

That's what happens when the images are published against the will of this supermodel, and also when she's far from alone in having her most intimate privacy violated.

For about a month now, some loser/perverted/pathetic hacker has broken into the cell phones and computers of famous women around the world. 

He's published images on Reddit and 4chan of Kim Kardashian nude; of Jennifer Lawrence nude; and of countless other celebrities in provocative poses, from Gabrielle Union... to Hope Solo... to Kate Bosworth... to Hayden Panettiere.

The scandal has created a riff between those who believe this is the equivalent of a sex crime (Lena Dunham) and those who believe the subjects deserve their public scorn for posing in an inappropriate manner (Clay Aiken).

Where do you stand? Should the hacker be prosecuted to the full extent of the law? Should these women have known better because they're famous?

Ponder, debate, consider, decide - and click around to see just who's been affected by this hacking:

Jennifer Lawrence
We adore Jennifer Lawrence. And we feel bad that this actress has been victimized by the perverted online hacker.

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As previously documented in detail, pets sometimes like to act like they're human.

Take these dogs, for instance. They love to just kick back, relax and watch TV sometimes - and can you really blame them? A life of sleeping, fetching, walking and eating can be stressful.

But other times canines don't necessarily act like humans... they look like humans! Specifically, Russian President Vladimir Putin and/or beloved actor Harrison Ford.

They also look like stuffed animals, breakfast food items and other types of creatures, none of whom you would typically compare with Man's Best Friend.

But these photos speak (humorously) for themselves. Click around now and admire 13 dogs who may not actually be dogs...

A doggy bear
Dog, meet Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear, meet Dog. Can you tell them apart, readers?

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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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Here at The Hollywood Gossip, we do our best to help singles meet their match.

Over the past several months, we've warned readers against using these 27 awful pick-up lines. Seriously, you should stay away from them if you wanna tap any booty.

We've also pointed out 29 sexts that didn't accomplish their goals for one key reason: they weren't actually sexy. In any way, shape or form.

But now we're here for the opposite reason, as the following gallery runs down 16 Tinder come-ons that somehow, actually, against-all-odds-and-common-sense... worked!

Keep in mind that these were used on TINDER, an app that is typically only used by the horniest of men and women.

So you may not wanna go around just telling women about your proclivity for ass eating or your desire to "book a cruise" all over their chest. Click around and you'll soon understand that reference:

Let's Eat!
Salad appears to be on the menu. It will soon be tossed.

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In October 2012, photographer Seth Casteel released a best-selling book titled "Underwater Dogs."

The title said it all: this was a colorful batch of pages filled with pictures of, well, underwater dogs.

Now, Casteel has followed up that adorable tome with “Underwater Puppies.” You can guess what this one is about, can't you?

But it's actually better than just pages and pages of puppies swimming underwater... because these are images of RESCUE puppies swimming underwater.

Casteel’s photography career actually began when he volunteered to photograph shelter canines to help get them adopted. Pretty cool, right?

Click around the gallery and prepare to have your heart melt into a million little pieces:

Look at Me!
This 9-week-old puggle mix is having the wet time of his life.

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What does an Oscar winner have in common with a former Jersey Shore cast member?

How can the First Lady of the United States relate to the woman who had sex with Ray J on video camera?

Aside from really weird Instagram photos and a love of revealing their skin to Internet followers, what could Rihanna talk to Miley Cyrus about for hours on end?

The answer to all these questions is one and the same: HAIR.

Nearly all famous females (and a few famous males) have undergone major hairstyle transformations over the past few months, from shortening their locks to dyeing them an unexpected color.

So, in honor of Throwback Thursday, we've collected a number (29, to be exact) of the most radical alterations in the following photo gallery and we're asking readers to consider:

Who is 'doing it right? And who is 'doing it way, way, way wrong?

Lena Dunham Blonde Hair
We can't tell people, can you? Does Lena Dunham have a new hair color?

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