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Remember that movie you could, and did, watch on repeat as a child?

On VHS, no less, until the tape actually fried in half after you suffered through the indignity of watching your favorite movie with those weird squiggles on the screen that you couldn't get rid of no matter how hard you tried to adjust the VCR?

Yeah. That movie was probably terrible.

Space Jam
Michael Jordan as Michael Jordan. Bugs Bunny as Bugs Bunny. Bill Murray as some old dude in space who loves basketball. WHAT?

Sorry (not sorry) to burst your childhood bubble. The plots were absent! The action sequences were clearly fake! The music was forgettable. And what was Michael Jordan thinking??

Aside from Josh Hutcherson and Jessica Alba, nothing good came from the following films. Above, check out 17 movies you loved as a kid that are actually terrible.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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Yesterday, in very troubling news, Japanese company Sanrio confirmed that Hello Kitty is NOT, in fact, a cat.

The maker of this iconic cartoon character released a statement in which it says Kitty "is a girl,” which comes as quite a surprise, even though her official bio has stated this fact for years.

This revelation has sent shockwaves around the globe - and it’s also made us wonder: How else have we been fooled? What other previously-presumed animals are, in actuality, human?

After extensive research, we've uncovered 13 celebrities who have also been living a lie. This golfer isn't actually a tiger. This singer has nothing in common with a seal.

It's sad but true. So let's just get it all out in the open, shall we? Scroll around below to discover which stars have been misleadingly named after animals:

Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods hasn't won a Major in years. But he's winning at the game of animal first names. So there's that.

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When it comes to beauty and body image, no one is as heavily to blame for society's unrealistic standards as the fashion and modeling industries and those who wield the almighty Photoshop tools.

(And Barbie, but that's another story...)

One thing's for sure when it comes to Photoshop: NO ONE IS SAFE. Not even our BFF Jennifer Lawrence! NOT EVEN BABIES! Yes, this goes beyond glossy magazines.

Even adorable, cute, amazing, giggling little babies who just want to drool on their bibs and chew their feet aren't off limits from advertisers. Case in point:

Fisher-Price Baby Photo
That baby's head and body can't be from the same person, can they?

That baby is actually TWO babies. WHAT THE WHAT?

From shaving off women's inner legs to create a thigh gap to jacking with Kate Upton's armpit to adding clothes to kids in the yearbook, maybe, just maybe, it's time to put down the e-paintbrush.

Let's just be real. Yes, even you, Kim Kardashian.

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Yes, hello. I'd like a pizza delivered to Shades of Death Dr. To get there, you bang a left at Dildo Lane and then turn on to Chicken Dinner Road and... hello?!?

THG interns have spent the past few months traveling the country and taking note of two things:

  1. Cars with hilariously inappropriate license plates.
  2. Streets with hilariously inappropriate names.

As linked to above, they did an outstanding job coming up with the first list.

And, as you'll see below, they also exceled at the second. It's important to note that these are real street names. We did not make any of them up. So sit down, strap in and prepare to take a trip to Skunks Misery Road now...

Weiner Cutoff Rd.
No, Lorena Bobbitt does not live here.

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For some reason, Cosmo recently decided to imagine Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as famous Disney characters.

It's unclear why.

But there's no need to imagine a handful of famous Disney animals in real life... because they already exist!

From the beloved dog in Up... to Simba and his mentor Rafiki from The Lion King... to a pair of fish trying to Find Nemo, we've tracked down a number of furry friends who looks eerily similar to these iconic creatures and featured them below alongside their dopplegangers.

What's more shocking: seeing the real-life Lady and the Tramp? Or seeing photos of these battered Disney princesses?

Up
Cutest cosplay ever? It's gonna be hard to ever beat this.

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Disney has long been the go-to source for all things imagination and creativity. Imagination is, after all, the foundation of their existence.

So when artists take Disney characters to new places, we all sit up and take notice, because THAT is a truly creative endeavor.

Enter Isaiah Stephens, an artist whose drawings of Disney characters dressed up for Halloween might just blow your mind ...

Pocahontas as Katniss Everdeen
Pocahontas could totally survive in the wild like Katniss Everdeen.

Stephens took some of our most beloved characters, from the Disney canon and beyond, and comingled them into detailed and genre-defying works of art.

You have to see these, but be warned: you might not be able to look at your favorite characters in quite the same way ever again.

Be sure to visit Stephens' website to see EVEN MORE of his drawings. Check out more Disney characters as different races after the jump!

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Look, we're not saying that some people have too much time in their hands, but... well, okay, fine, that's pretty much exactly what we're saying.

Some people probably have too much time on their hands. So they use their hands to text, tweet, message, and do things that aren't really productive. (Like take selfies.)

We're not at all, however, implying that we don't love being the beneficiaries of said time-wasting, especially when those people spend their time creating emoji masterpieces

From songs to stories to incredible pictures made up solely of other pictures, these 27 amazing emoji masterpieces are works of art ...

Fresh Prince
You know you're totally singing this song right now. Don't even pretend like you aren't.

And then of course there are times when people used emoji to tell their significant others a different kind of story. A story kind of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sexting emoji are legit and real life.

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Happy National Dog Day, readers and pet lovers around the world!

We know, we know: in countless households, everyday is National Dog Day.

But today is actually deemed the official occasion around the Internet, and we're not about to argue.

Instead, in honor of the holiday, we're about to break some sad news: you're going to be turned into a huge liar.

It won't be your fault. You'll likely have noble intentions. But you're also gonna make a number of promises to yourself and/or your loved one about owning a dog and caring for a dog and, God forbid, owning TWO dogs and we're just her to tell you...

... you'll lose each and every one of these arguments.

Why? Because dogs are just that cute and lovable!!!!!

So celebrate National Dog Day by learning ahead of time what vows you'll soon be going back on:

I'm not getting a dog.
Good luck keeping that vow after actually seeing a puppy in person.

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"Read to your children," they said!

"It's good for them," they said!

And then you went to the bookstore and there, on the shelf, were children's books titled You Can't Be an Astronaut and Who Cares About the Elderly?

Yes, those are some of the shockingly and hilariously real titles we discovered when researching books you can actually buy for your little ones:

Aiming Low
Meh, you don't need to be an astronaut when you grow up, kid! You can be a garbage man instead.

So those are probably NOT the books you'd want to buy and read to your young ones when given a choice. Probably. Go the F--k to Sleep, however...

Bad ideas for children's books abound, it seems, as do lines of literature that, when lacking context, sound more than a little like porn than they should.

What are we REALLY teaching our kids there, Dick? Huh?

Dear Celebrity Parents, don't read these 41 amusing, but inappropriate children's books to your kids, okay? Looking at you, Kim Kardashian. Looking at you.

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Bryan Cranston might have hung up his Heisenberg hat, but if there's one thing we know after watching the 2014 Emmy Awards it's that the world can't get enough of Walter White.

Not only did Cranston and his Breaking Bad cohorts rack up an impressive 5 Emmy wins during the telecast, but he also racked up an impressive number of lip locks.

The most infamous of which will forever be that funny moment when Cranston kissed Julia Louis-Dreyfus. What can we say!? The man was excited!

Elsewhere, Sarah Silverman displayed some odd behavior, which is really nothing new for Sarah Silverman, so there's that. Oh, and shade was most definitely thrown.

In the direction of Jessica Lange, of all people. Say what now? Sit back, relax, and click through this gallery of the 2014 Emmy Awards in GIFs to relive the night's best moments:

Lena Dunham Mean Muggin'
Lena Dunham mean mugs on the red carpet and then breaks into a sly smile. Check out her platinum bob!

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