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In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson.

Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson.

In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog.

She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine.

So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!!

New Girlfriend Wanted

We assume he's kidding. But maybe not.

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FRENCH BULLDOGS ARE SO SO SO SO SO CUTE!!!

Sorry, just had to get that out of our system. 

But if anyone cares to disagree, he or she need only watch this video of a puppy refusing to go to sleep... and then also watch the following footage of an 8-week old French Bulldog named Rocky who is at first afraid to leap into his owner's arms.

He lies down. He starts to run. He stops. He hesitates. And then he does it!!!!

And then, the most adorable part? He does it again, without any concern, after realizing his owner will provide a soft and loving landing. Like we said above: SO SO SO SO CUTE!

Are you somehow still not convinced that the bulldog may be the most adorable animal alive, even after watching this guy empty a pool and drag it inside?

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We've already borne witness to 21 dogs who have been publicly shamed

They know who they are. They know what they did.

But now it's time to flip the furry script and focus on the well-behaved dogs, the canines who fetch you the paper or help change your baby's diaper.

You know, the dogs who deserve their own special spa day, one that includes a full body massage that will leave them more relaxed than they ever imagined possible.

We're not sure what the corgi in the following video did to deserve such treatment, but we salute his owners for rewarding him with it. Look at how happy this animal is!

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Think it's easy being a cat?

Trying to give your owner a high-five, wearing a shark costume while you ride around on a Roomba and doing all you can to avoid that really mean dog?

It's tough. It's tiring. It's downright exhausting at times.

You'll take sleep wherever you can get it, even if that place involves using a watermelon as a pillow. Just don't you dare move, watermelon!

Oh man! There it goes...

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It's easy for a cat to ride a Roomba while wearing a shark costume.

But it's a challenge for a cat to give its owner a high-five. Just ask Fugly.

That really is the name of the six-month old feline in the following video, as he jumps up on two legs to give his pal some dap... and he comes really close to doing so... only to topple over and fall on his back.

Nice try, Fugly! Better luck next time.

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The dog featured in the following video is named Oscar.

And he has an understandable reason for acting like a grouch: that stupid alarm clock keeps beeping louder and faster and he just wants to remain in his cozy, warm bed for awhile longer.

Sound familiar?

Indeed, in another case of a canine refusing to get out of bed, we sympathize greatly for this four-legged friend. Oscar has a tough day of lying down, walking and eating treats ahead of him. He needs his rest!

Beyonce adorable, right?

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These animals may often quarrel, but cats and dogs have at least one thing in common:

They aren't always on their best behavior. Or anything that resembles their best behavior.

Recently, we ran down 27 naughty cats who have been publicly shamed by their owners; and now we're here to let those felines know they aren't alone.

Some canines eat thongs. Others attack their fellow pets. And still others stare so long at their owners in the shower that it's downright freaky.

Can you relate to any of these pet problems? Click through the following photo gallery and try not to burst out laughing at each sign and affiliated puppy face:

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What is cuter than a Pit Bull giving a baby a tongue bath?

How about a Pit Bull giving a bunny a tongue bath?!?

According to YouTube user TexasGirly1979, the following dog is named Sharky and he discovered this baby cottontail on Easter Sunday a few years ago.

The two have been closer ever since, with Sharky even taking time to make sure his pal is nice and clean, a wet grooming the bunny seems to reluctantly tolerate, as you can see here:

Totally AWWW-inspiring, right? We love it.

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Kate Middleton and Prince Wlliam moved out of Kensington Palace recently, much to the chagrin of UK taxpayers who had recently footed the bill for millions in renovations on the place.

Will and Kate fled London for rural Norfolk, with the explanation that the relocation would enable them to be closer to Will's new job as an air ambulance operator.

Royal Baby Photo: Family Portrait

Millions of savvy Brits saw right through that flimsy pretext, however, and recognized the situation for what it was - an attempt by Will to avoid his royal duties and escape from the London press.

As a result, Will's PR team has been working overtime to put a positive spin on the move by leaking information about the wholesome country life that Will and Kate lead in Norfolk...and even hinting at the announcement that royal watchers have been waiting for:

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Remember the video last August of a cat riding a Roomba while dressed in a shark costume?

It went viral for one obvious reason: it featured a cat riding a Roomba while dressed in a shark costume.

But now the owner of Max the Roomba Cat has decided to really try and break the Internet by adding a baby to the equation, a baby who is also wearing a shark costume obviously.

The result is as cute and semi-ridiculous as you'd imagine it to be:

The owner created this footage to honor Shark Week, but, really, this is taking away from Shark Week.

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