In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson.
Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson.
In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog.
She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine.
So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!!
We assume he's kidding. But maybe not.