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Earlier this week, we posted a video of a cat trying to jump from the roof of one vehicle through the (closed) window of another vehicle.

Needless to say, it did not go well for the feline.

But at least that animal actually made it to his destination.

The following footage features a ferret (who is wearing a glow-in-the-dark piece of jewelry and apparently hanging out at a home rave) who really wants to leap from the table to the ironing board.

He readies himself. He bends his legs a few times. And then he doesn't come anywhere close to accomplish his goal.

SPLAT!

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A few months ago, we posted a gallery of 13 ridiculous engagement photos that will make you glad you're single.

Below, meanwhile, we've published a gallery of 13 engagement photos that prominently feature dogs in them and they may make you glad you're not a pet owner.

Or they may make you rush out and purchase a puppy as soon as humanly possible.

Where's My Kiss?
I'm happy for you two and all, but don't you wanna go for a walk instead of take pictures?

Do you find it adorable that these newly betrothed couples have chosen to announce their status with photos that include their pets?

Or do you find it sort of cheesy and nauseating? Especially when a dog is in the middle of a bowel movement in one of the images? (No, really. He is.)

Click around the slideshow above and sound off: Too cute? Or trying too hard?

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On your mark... get set... ooooh, is that a tennis ball?!?

The following video takes viewers to some kind of dog race in a foreign country.

The first two entrants respond eagerly to their owners’ commands, ignoring the distractions (food, toys, etc.) surrounding their mini track and racing to the finish line.

But then it’s time for an unnamed Golden Retriever to step up. And he’s totally focused on setting the best time - once he sniffs everything in sight, has a couple snacks and tastes everything he can first, that is.

It's safe to say this canine did not finish first.

But at least he crossed the line at the end. It could have been worse: imagine if someone unleashed a squirrel (SQUIRREL!) inside the arena.

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The following story is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

It centers around Buddy, the four-year old dog of 85-year old JR Nicholson, a rancher in Texas.

When emergency responders picked up Nicholson and transported him to the hospital in am ambulance, due to complaints of dizziness, they were shocked by they saw after a motorist flagged them down about 20 milts into the trip.

There was Buddy, riding along on the small side step of the vehicle.

Dog on ambulance

“It was a crazy ordeal,” said EMT Tanner Brown to The Standard Times. “We didn’t have anything else to do but to load the dog up and put him in the ambulance and take him to the ER with us."

Pretty awesome and even more amazing, huh?

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Take solace, unnamed cat in the following video:

As embarrassed as you might be right now that your attempt to jump through a (closed) window didn't exactly go as planned, remember: you will never be considered the worst leaper of your species.

That (dis)honor will forever belong to the large feline who tried to go from a parked car to a garage roof and scarcely made it six inches before plummeting to the driveway in painful fashion.

No one can mock this cat for the air he gets on his jump, though his vertical is nowhere near as jaw-dropping as that of THIS TALENTED CAT.

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Perhaps the following video can put to rest all that misguided chatter about the danger of pit bulls.

The footage features an adorable animal named Queso.

For whatever reason, the canine has an intense fear of doorways, but he also has a genius way of conquering this fear. Watch below to see what it is:

“Pit bulls are totally vicious, right?” writes Queso’s owner as the online description of this video. “Our scary pit bull, Queso, is afraid of lots of things, like the kitchen floor, the printer, and doorways. But Queso is a survivor! He deals with his fear of walking into a room (terrifying!) by walking in backwards."

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It's getting more and more difficult to pick out our favorite bulldog-based video.

Was it this classic footage of a puppy refusing to take a nap?

Or possibly this video of another puppy trying valiantly to get a tennis ball that's sitting just out of reach on the sofa?

There's also the bulldog who introduced himself to this baby and melted the Internet into a thousand tiny pieces.

Now, meanwhile, there's a new contender. Watch below as a pet tries to emulate his in-shape owner, attempting to do some push-ups... but ending up just making love to the floor instead:

HA! We can't get enough of this!

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We apologize for being a day late with this video.

It clearly should have gone live on Veterans Day.

But we think you'll forgive us once you actually watch the footage, which features a canine playing what he presumes to be a regular game of fetch.

Except when he returns from nabbing his tennis ball, he finds someone else has joined the fun: his soldier of an owner! Back from a long deployment!

Check out the video to see the dog's excited, very vocal reaction, as we'd like to imagine him saying some version of the following:

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! WANNA PLAY FETCH? IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN! 

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If there's one thing you need to know about Kaley Cuoco, it's that she's extremely rich. For real, Kaley just signed a $90 million contract for three years of work; that Ryan Sweeting is a lucky dude.

Of course, if there's a second thing you need to know about Kaley it's that she's got a heart as big as her bank account.

This girl loves every animal that crawls, swims, or flies, and she's not shy about sharing her love for her furry friends with her millions of Instagram followers.

  • Kaley Cuoco and Dog Photo
  • Dog and Soldier Photo

On the left, we have Kaley and Norman, Mrs. Cuoco-Sweeting's longtime companion. Kaley got positively poetic today while singing Norm's praises online:

"I never knew a dog could change my life until I met #norman," Kaley wrote. "He is truth love and the purest loyalty on earth."

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Look. We all know it's fun to watch a dog reach for something he really wants.

Remember when that French Bulldog puppy continuously tried to grab a tennis ball that was sitting on the sofa and the entire Internet melted as one?

It was adorable.

But the following footage is simply cruel, as it features an owner clearly having placed a single tater tot on the kitchen counter, just out of the reach of her hungry pet.

Isn't anyone gonna lend a hand here? Give the item a nudge? It's so close and he wants to eat it so bad!

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