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Katie Price is used to giving quickies to Peter Andre.

That said, it was pretty much par for the course that their divorce, which was made official today by London's High Court, took a mere 42 seconds to complete.

Their four-year marriage was deemed "irretrievably broken down due to both parties' unreasonable behavior." Somehow he got lumped in with Katie there.

The district judge said, "Given that I have to exercise discretion in determining what to permit to disclose to the press, I find it difficult to do that without the parties and their representatives to express their views to the court."

He said details of quickie divorce can be made public.

"I think the press are entitled to know the basis on which the decree was pronounced, and each was on the basis of unreasonable behavior," he concluded.

Peter Andre is hereby free to pursue a new, less insane wife.

Both Katie Price and Peter Andre sued each other for divorce, and they are taking extra precautions to keep their divorce papers a secret from the media.

We'll see how long until the tawdry, accusatory details of their split get out - and what information was included in them for all the gossip-mad world to see.

Something about her banging Alex Reid, for sure.

Peter Andre and Katie Price are able to remarry in six weeks when the decree absolute is granted. We hope she can hold off that long, difficult as it seems.

Meeting the in-laws. It's a moment we all dread.

Even Katie Price, who was reportedly on her best behavior (?) at the home of her new cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid’s parents the other night.

She ate take out, watched Danyl Johnson on The X Factor and astonished everyone by drinking tea. Jordan even had an excuse to booze it up - it was Alex’s sister Lauren’s 40th birthday party - but stuck with the non-alcoholic beverage.

Katie must really like the guy!

Her BFF Zakiya Berrabah, who was also at the party in Aldershot, said Jordan "went down a storm" (whatever that means) with the family of Alex Reid.

Berrabah added: “The whole family loves Katie. She does not drink, only when she goes out which is not as often as people think.” Sure thing, Zakiya.

Jordan, 31, and Alex Reid, 34, later crashed out in his bedroom, which is decked out with model Viking warriors. Sounds like a great date.

Katie Price apparently behaved herself. There's a first time for everything.

Meanwhile, her estranged ex, Peter Andre - who was enraged by Jordan's relationship with Reid - specifically his role in a violent, aggressive sex scene in a movie - believes he's ready to start the process of dating again.

He vowed he wouldn't have sex until their divorce was finalized, but he has decided to relax that self-imposed ban and start looking for a girlfriend.

He said: "Since my split from Kate, I took a vow of celibacy, which I am still sticking to. But I might be ready to start dating again. Ideally, I would like to be divorced before I meet someone special. But if it happens, it happens."

"I have come a long way in the last few weeks and my head is in a better place. You can still be celibate and date, you know," mused Peter Andre.

Peter's raising three children, Harvey, 7, Junior, four, and Princess Tiaamii, 2, and has also decided to start clearing her possessions out of his home.

With his estranged wife Katie Price moving on very publicly with her new man Alex Reid, a downtrodden Peter Andre could barely hide his distress Saturday night on what a friend described as probably "the worst day of his life."

The reality star and singer was said to be "horrified" after seeing graphic photos of Katie Price kissing Alex Reid - in front of his children this time.

A source close to the depressed Andre, 36, said: "He is more upset than I have seen him since he left Kate - this really is the worst day of his life."

Peter also accused Katie of being a "despicable mother" when he heard her use profanity in front of the kids and encourage them to mimic her.

But sources say it was the latest batch of pictures of Katie cavorting with cage-fighter Alex Reid as her children with Peter played nearby, all the while being filmed by a camera crew, really set the depressed Peter over the edge.

Needless to say, Peter Andre is not a fan of Katie Price. Or Alex Reid.

A source close to Peter told the Daily Star: "He couldn't believe it when he saw the photos of his kids being fathered by this man he has never even met."

"For [Katie Price] to introduce him to the kids is hard enough. But behaving like a pair of teenagers right after their dad leaves is another thing altogether."

During a row stuffed full of expletives, Peter branded the giant-breasted model known as Jordan a "despicable mother" and said she was a "disgrace."

Having been married to her for some time, you wouldn't think this would be altogether shocking, but she does seem to be rubbing it in his face pretty hard.

Follow the link to keep reading the Daily Mail's account of Peter's misery ...

Peter Andre has granted his first photo shoot and magazine interview since he walked out on his marriage to Katie Price, and was in fairly good spirits.

That is, until he spies a newspaper article that was lying in the kitchen of the Fabulous magazine offices. They tried to hide it. He caught a glimpse.

He physically steeled himself and said: "Show me. I want to see."

Reluctantly, Peter was shown a picture of Katie Price wearing a dress, is a story about how she plans to "finish what she started" with football star Frank Lampard (the pair dated before she met Peter) and then make a play for Cristiano Ronaldo.

It made for an awkward moment.

Peter Andre can't stop himself staring at this latest humiliation. He shakes his head, looks away and mutters: "That's just so cheap," under his breath.

His split from Katie Price still eats at Peter Andre.

He made it perfectly clear before the interview that he doesn't want to talk about Katie's behavior, but the problem is that Jordan is still in the room.

Not physically, but in the newspaper, in the haunted expression in Peter's eyes, and in his trim body that shows the weight he has lost since the split.

It's almost 12 weeks since he called time on the marriage. While Peter, 36, has remained dignified, Katie, 31, has stripped off, got drunk, snogged Anthony Lowther and Alex Reid, slagged him off and given a TV interview about the break-up.

She has moved on. Peter has not.

Kinda makes you feel bad for the poor fella. Continue reading this article here, and click to enlarge the Peter Andre photos from Fabulous below ...

An angry Peter Andre is reportedly seeking legal action against ex-wife Katie Price after she cast doubt on whether he had been faithful during their marriage.

The loud-mothed, giant fake-breasted model, a.k.a. Jordan, had initially dodged inquiries about whether Peter Andre had been involved with someone else.

But then on GMTV, she revealed she had "heard things" and did not know what the truth was. Then she added: "As far as I know I think he was faithful."

Peter Andre insists he has had no involvement with anyone else.

In his column for New! magazine, the singer and reality star said: “I can hold my head up high and say I've been 100 percent faithful throughout my marriage and still am. And any reports suggesting otherwise are totally hurtful and false.”

Seriously, how could Peter Andre ever stray from this? [Photos: Fame]

Katie Price, 31, split with Andre earlier this year. Today she told presenter Ben Shephard in an interview that she hoped any future partners would be "faithful."

The glamour model, who has three children, went on: “You know when you split up with someone you hear things, so who knows what's true, what's not?”

So much for a dignified silence.

Far from pleased with the ambiguous references to his own fidelity, Andre says he will now take "legal action" over his wife's "defamatory" comments.

Move along Katie Price. Nothing to see here.

Well, nothing to see apart from your estranged husband, Peter Andre, at a nightclub surrounded by a horde of scantily clad women. And those others with their clothes painted on otherwise naked bodies, dancing and milling about inside.

The super-slim singer and father of two posed happily at the launch party of Christian Audigier’s wines and champagnes at trendy London nightclub Movida.

He seemed to be enjoying the local scenery ...

Life is good for the former Mr. Katie Price, Peter Andre.

Nice to see Pete moving on with life. Although somewhere, we imagine Jordan is kicking herself right now. Or will be when she climbs off of Anthony Lowther.

Katie Price and estranged husband Peter Andre will be divorced for good in just six weeks, according to reports, after she realized a reconciliation was not in the cards finally agreed to his demands for a split - and a prompt one.

The UK's News of the World reveals that the devastated model (also known as Jordan) has now accepted she will never save her marriage to the singer, with whom she has young children, but plans to fight for the bulk of her £40 million fortune.

The anorexic-looking, enormous-breasted Price - with rib cage and boob-job scar on full display on the catwalk at a London Clothes Show event - met lawyers this week, reluctantly agreeing to let Peter Andre divorce her quickly.

Click to enlarge some recent Katie Price pictures since the split ...

A source close to Jordan reveals: "This has been a landmark couple of days for Katie. It's sad, but she's given up the fight. She now accepts she's never getting Peter back and is ready to move on with her life. It hasn't been easy."

As for Peter, he recently bought a dream home for himself and seemed confident in his decision and determined as ever to put Katie behind him.

But a source close to him says: "He's been more emotional this week than at any time. The reality has kicked in and as a result he hit rock bottom."

Friends say Peter Andre plans to issue a petition for divorce, likely to cite "unreasonable behavior." Jordan is not planning to contest it, and therefore pave the way for Peter's application to end their three-year union in short order.

Follow the link to continue reading about Jordan's divorce ...

Farewell, giant boobs. For Peter Andre, there's no going back.

Following his split from Katie Price, the model known as Jordan, the singer has bought  £1.8 million, seven-bedroom home in Hove, near Brighton, England, a short drive from the former Price-Andre family home near Woldingham, Surrey.

Peter Andre, 36, admitted he had found the "perfect house" and was waiting until builders made it more child-friendly before officially moving in.

After their shocking split on May 11, Katie Price ordered Peter's personal items removed from the family home while he was staying with family in Cyprus.

In his New magazine column, Peter Andre said there are good reasons behind his decision to leave the gigantic-breasted model, and it wasn't "on a whim."

He wrote in his column: "There are good reasons that made me walk out but as I’ve said to before, I don’t want to discuss the reasons as they are private."

Good reasons = no sex since 2007? Unclear.

"It’s really important to me, though, that people know I didn’t just wake up one day and decide to leave on a whim," he added. "My two children have always been the most important thing in my life and they always will be.'

Andre also lashed out at reports he had posed for photos with son Junior, three, and daughter Princess Tiaamii, 23 months, in Hove last week for publicity.

After the photos of Peter and the children emerged online, Katie Price wrote on her Twitter micro-blogging page: 'Mmmmm, I smell set up pictures.'

However, Peter said: "The thought of profiting in any way from this terrible situation is totally beyond anything I would consider doing. Unfortunately, I am being followed by paparazzi constantly, and I’d have to stay in the house to avoid this."

Katie Price was rumored to have offered to reconcile with Andre after their split, only to be brushed aside after what some call years of bullying him around.

We can't wait to see what comes next from these train wrecks.

The devastated, dumped Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, has sensationally declared "I want Pete back," according to the UK's reputable News of the World.

The British model has admitted for the first time that she had made the "biggest mistake of my life" in driving away long-suffering hubby Peter Andre.

Katie Price, who turned 31 Friday, pleaded to the paper for a do-over: "I'll take Pete back tomorrow. I'll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance."

"If I only I could turn back the clock. I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all my own fault ... If I'd known I was driving Pete away so badly I would have pulled back. I don't want a divorce, I just want us back as a family."

It would be oh-so-convenient - and play right into the theory held by some observers that this is just a publicity stunt - if they got back together now.

However, it looks like the split is for real: Over the weekend, Peter Andre reportedly insisted there was absolutely no chance of him taking Jordan back.

After years of being mocked and bullied by his loose cannon spouse, with whom he has two small children, Peter Andre snapped after seeing pics of Price on a boozy night out in Bristol with pal and hunky dressage coach Andrew Gould.

A close friend of the pop singer said: "Pete will always love Kate but he didn't just walk away on a whim. This wasn't just about one drunken night."

"He left because of years of frustration ... It's sweet that Kate is realizing how much she has screwed things up, but it's not going to make a difference."

"Pete never wanted this to happen and it took a lot for him to walk away. At the moment there is no way back and I don't see that changing."

Peter spent yesterday at the seaside with his two children by Jordan - Junior, three, and Princess Tiaami, 21 months. It was the first time he had seen them since the split with Katie Price was announced almost a fortnight ago.

According to sources close to the large-breasted model, the access Jordan readily granted was seen as a clear sign of how much she wants Peter back.

Follow the link to continue reading about Jordan's plea ...

Thursday, we told you about an investigative report in Britain alleging the "shocking" breakup of Katie Price and Peter Andre was purely a publicity stunt.

It's an interesting theory - but the News of the World has a different one. According to that publication, the fantasy pin-up is divorcing for other reasons:

The two have been sexless since 2007.

Katie Price, also known as Jordan, supposedly admitted recently that the first sign of the couple being on the rocks came when their sex life went quiet.

She told a friend: "We'd lost that passion in bed. I know it goes after a while for everyone but for us it had been so good, so important, so hot."

In a separate, emotional confession to pals, Peter said: "I've been saying for a long time it was a case of 'when' not 'if' we would get divorced. The relationship's been going under since 2007 but I was terrified of missing the kids."

A pal of Peter said: "Things haven't been right for [Katie and Peter] in the bedroom for almost two years now. To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. This caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive."

HAPPIER TIMES: There hasn't been much of this lately for Katie and Peter.

Last week, Jordan was drunkenly flirting with her friend Andrew Gould and flashing her gigantic boobs for the camera (sphotos below). The pics turned up in the tabloids, and were supposedly the last straw for Peter, who said it was over.

Katie Price flew off to the Maldives with their two children leaving her husband with stepson, Harvey. Crushed, Peter Andre jetted to Cyprus to see his family.

As topless Jordan soaked up the sunshine with a blonde pal at a £2,000-a-night luxury villa on Rangali island she has been briefing friends at home on her trauma.

With three-year-old son Junior and 21-month-old daughter Princess Tiaami inside in the cool, she sobbed: "Pete has broken every promise he ever made to me."

"I'm in complete hell, this is a living nightmare. I could never imagine life without Pete but now I'm contemplating it because I don't know how I could go back."

Despite her fury, Jordan did admit she helped drive a wedge between the couple: "Don't get me wrong, I'm f*%king angry at Pete. He's acted like a c*%k. But I know I've caused some of this by not being the best wife in the world."

Click to continue reading this latest account of Jordan's split ...