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Rocker Pete Doherty is out of his (reportedly) successful stint at court-ordered rehab, and the British tabloids are already buzzing that the crazy recovering drug addict is going to marry his supermodel fiancee, Kate Moss, in the very near future.

We've heard this story before, with Pete bragging to some of his pals that he was going to marry Kate, his on-again, off-again girlfriend/fiancee, during one of their prior reconciliations.

Then, Kate and Pete were supposedly planning a wedding in Ibiza last month when one of Pete's many drug arrests forced the sad postponement of their nuptuals. Apparently he was detained by cops and couldn't make it.

But the two seem to be doing well, even if the strict supervision at Pete's rehab clinic prevented them from doing each other. Hey, dry humping is better than nothing. Just ask pre-teens across the globe.

In other Mosserty news, several sources report that the couple wants to move to America, and are considering buying a place in New Jersey!

That figures. Only these coked-up lunatics would think that the Garden State is a nice place to live. Just kidding, Bruce Springsteen and Zach Braff!

Dry humping -- it's not just for elementary school kids anymore.

The Sun has an interesting report from a certain rehab center where rocker Pete Doherty is spending his days, and where his ultra-thin fiancee, Kate Moss, recently paid a visit.

Apparently, Moss and Doherty shocked patients at The Priory this weekend by getting jiggy with it on the lawn.

The pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they were admonished by some of the facility's employees. Kate and Pete realized they had been caught and cooled off. She began running around and he vanished. Presumably for a cold shower. Or some drugs -- the dude is all about 'em!

Considering that the posh rehab clinic contains people suffering from all kinds of sex addictions, plus problems with alcohol, drugs and fame, Kate and Pete must have been really going at it in order to get yelled at.

Best of all, there were groups of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was nice weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. During their session they noticed a celebrity couple being rather frisky on a bench... then the lawn. They were kissing and groping each other, with hands going up clothing and lots of groaning.

Classy! Get a room, you two!

Rocker/junkie Pete Doherty missed out on his own nuptials to supermodel Kate Moss on Saturday, as a result of being incarcerated.

Britain's Daily Express reports that Moss and 14 close friends, including her brother Nick, flew to a resort in Bali last week, causing widespread speculation the couple was planning to get married. But Doherty was stuck in London after a judge ruled that he must attend rehab in order to make bail for cocaine and heroin charges. Wonder if he watches Prison Break!

Doherty pled guilty to charges on Friday and will be confined to London's Priory Clinic each night until sentencing. Despite the efforts of Moss and her lawyers to find a loophole, the Babyshambles' lead singer won't be making it to Indonesia.

"She is in a terrible state. When she flew to Bali, she was ecstatic and told friends there was going to be a ceremony," a source said.

It's been quite the week for drug addicts. Okay, not really. Anyway, the loving Moss dumped Doherty last summer after a year and a half of dating, the couple reunited last month and have been dating ever since. The model has been sporting a fine diamond ring on her left ring finger for several weeks.

Lucky for Moss, the upstanding Mr. Doherty is now prepared if the two ever do end up exchanging vows. He already has something old (his drug habit), something new (more drug charges), something borrowed (an orange jumpsuit) and something blew (cocaine). Ohhh!

Troubled rocker Pete Doherty, boyfriend of crack hoe supermodel Kate Moss, has once again proved to be a complete shambles after missing an Ibiza gig.

According to itv.com, his band, Babyshambles, had to cancel its appearance after it was discovered that Doherty, the frontman, was traveling with a passport that had expired. This meant he let down the hordes of fans who had flocked to the Ibiza concert.

Doherty and his bandmates were set to headline Manumission-owned Bar M in San Antonio, but they failed to turn up following his blunder.

According to reports, Doherty, 27, tried to get a replacement passport but authorities refused to accept the photos he provided, so he was left stranded in the UK. Apparently, he told organizers he lost his passport and was applying for a temporary one but the mugshots did not meet Government standards.

The fiasco was the second time Babyshambles have let down their fans on the holiday island. The group were meant to play the same venue a week ago but Doherty, whose substance abuse problems are well documented, told bosses he had checked into drug and alcohol rehab so they had to reschedule.

Last month, the singer told a judge he plans to have a chemical implant put into his abdomen to help wean him off of drugs. None of these troubles are apparently impacting his relationship with Moss, however. According to the Cape Times, the rock star and the 32-year-old stick figure model are said to be engaged.

Newspapers published pictures of Moss wearing a diamond ring at a party the couple threw at a London nightclub on Saturday. The Sun also said they were rumoured to be getting married in Ibiza this week, but pals of the rail-thin drug-addict model thought she would be making a mistake.

Is she? Getting married and/or making a mistake, that is? We suggest you stay tuned. T.H. Gossip certainly will be.