Pete Doherty
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Really, what's one more hit, shot or injection gonna do?

Below, the UK's uber couple, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, walk the red carpet for the Shockwaves NME Awards 2007 in London. Chances are good, however, that they have no idea where they are right now. Seriously, has there ever been a bigger junkie than this guy? Or a more wasted celebrity couple than PeteMoss?

Forget about Britney Spears and her pansy, recreational drug use. This guy has been arrested more times than Jason Wahler and been in rehab more times than he can count. He likes his crack rocks the same way he likes his rock music. Hard.

What we're trying to say is, Pete Doherty's typical day consists of cocaine, heroin, booze, a bong hit or several, a little topless Kate Moss mixed in there, and then rocking out to the max with his mediocre band, Babyshambles.

It's a great life if you can get it. We're not ready to say he's giving Brody Jenner a run for his money in The Hollywood Gossip's Man of the Year race, but the guy's liver and his repeated victories over the legal system continue to amaze us.

Troubled rocker Pete Doherty was arrested this weekend. Yes, this is actually a new story. Though we don't blame you for asking.

The Babyshambles lead singer and raging drug addict was busted and taken into custody for - yes - joyriding Saturday morning, mere hours after he ruled out marriage to his supermodel girlfriend, Kate Moss.

At around 5:00 in the morning, police officers noticed a car thought to be stolen in Hackney, east London, and prompted the driver to stop by flashing their blue lights. But the car sped off and cops were forced to chase after it.

Doherty, who has somehow beaten the rap countless times for drug use and possession, was allegedly a passenger in the car. He reportedly tried to flee when the vehicle eventually came to a halt.

He was soon caught by police officers. Like, within seconds. There was no international manhunt for this fugitive from justice. He's not exactly Wesley Snipes.

A spokesman for London's Scotland Yard police confirmed, "Police arrested three males aged 35, 22 and 27 in the early hours of Saturday morning."

On Saturday, Doherty was reportedly still being kept in a police cell awaiting bail. The previous evening, the uglier half of PeteMoss had played a gig with his band nearby, announcing afterwards:

"I'm never getting married. I don't believe in it. Kate and I are in love - I worship her - but we're not going down the aisle. I'm happy the way it is."

Hey, the guy sees Kate Moss nude more often than we do. You know what they say, Why buy the anorexic, coked-up cow when you can get the milk for free?

Kate Moss' publicist is denying reports that the skinny, perpetually coked-up supermodel married Pete Doherty, the rock star and fellow drug addict, in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand on New Year's Day, as was reported by T.H. Gossip yesterday.

It was reported that PeteMoss had tied the knot in intimate surroundings on on the idyllic island of Phuket. But it looks like that was just a phuking rumor! Weak.

Stuart Higgins, Kate Moss' publicist, refutes the reports.

In a statement released on Tuesday, he wrote:

"Contrary to various entirely false media reports, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

He declined comment on whether everyone on said holiday saw Kate Moss nude, or whether that's a privilege reserved for Doherty. We're guessing it's not.

Anyway, we shouldn't be surprised that they're not married. These two are often too f*%ked up to think straight, and they're involved in wedding rumors every damn day. Plus, a friend of Kate's had already hinted the alleged nuptials were not what they at first appeared to be.

Said Moss' pal, probably under the influence of hard drugs:

"This was not likely to be a formal wedding because Kate would have wanted all her family and friends there. It is much more likely to be a symbolic gesture to show everyone just how serious they are about each other."

It is now being reported that Moss and the Babyshambles lead singer, who remains free despite countless arrests, are planning a wedding in England on January 18, as the Thai ceremony would not have been legally binding in the UK.

We'll keep you posted on the next non-wedding. Man, this is getting as tough to keep track of as all those Vaughniston breakups and engagements. Although it looks like Steve Bing might have put an end to that.

Looks as if the first celebrity wedding of the year is officially in the books (the first celebrity annulment of 2007 is tentatively scheduled for later this month).

Kate Moss officially married her drug addict fiancé Pete Doherty in a private New Year's Day ceremony on an island off the coast of Thailand.

The couple, known heretofore as PeteMoss, exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a 40-minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea.

News of the wedding sent shock waves through Moss' circle of friends concerned that a legal union may give the boozehound and heroin / crack addict access to half of the model's fortune, estimated at at least 25 million pounds. Which is, like, at least that many U.S. dollars!

It has not been confirmed whether their wedding was a Thai Buddist-style ‘marriage blessing' or a formal legal wedding, or if the two snorted coke before, during or after the ceremony.

Myriad wedding rumors were circulating for weeks, but, a hotel source confirmed the wedding ceremony had taken place. The Daily Mail revealed yesterday that the pair were due to exchange vows on the Thai island on New Year's Day.

"The wedding has been planned with utmost care and attention to detail," the source said. "The staff was informed that it was taking place but they have been under strict instructions to keep quiet about it. The couple was adamant that it should be a secret, private function."

Insane as these two are, this sounds a lot more fun than the stupid TomKat wedding. Those crazy Scientology freaks.

British rocker Pete Doherty smiled and hugged fans outside court on Monday after a judge ruled he will not serve jail time for possession of drugs including heroin and crack cocaine. District Judge Jane McIvor ordered the 27-year-old Babyshambles singer to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs and forbade him from driving for four months.

"I feel relieved," Doherty told reporters outside Thames Magistrate Court in London, while pissing on a wall. Just kidding.

The singer was arrested in April in possession of under two grams each of heroin, weed and coke just three hours after he was sentenced to two years of community service for previous drug charges. The drugs were found in the vehicle he was in and at his home.

Doherty was arrested again on August 7 with a crack pipe and small amount of crack cocaine, and pleaded guilty on August 18 to all five counts.

"He's not going to jail. It's amazing," said 16-year-old fan Georgina Raymond, who jumped up and down screaming into her cell phone, "I hugged him!"

Georgina, get help. Please.

In September, McIvor told Doherty he would not serve jail time for the charges if he continued rehab, stayed employed and did not commit any other offenses.

In November, Doherty, the on-off boyfriend of supermodel Kate Moss, was fined $1,485 for assaulting British Broadcasting Corp. reporter Trudi Barber outside the same court.

The drug habits of PeteMoss have gained international attention after the tabloids printed pictures of Moss allegedly using cocaine at a studio in which Doherty and his band were recording. A possibly nude Kate Moss was not charged and was not available for comment when THG tried to reach her regarding this story.

Troubled rocker Pete Doherty was busted for drugs for what is likely the 2,925th time over the weekend, this time for possession of crack cocaine.

Cops spotted Kate Moss' fiance driving erratically near his home in East London, pulled over the Jaguar and arrested Doherty and two buddies.

They've all been released on bail, but will have to report back in December -- conveniently enough, when Doherty is already due for sentencing on five drug charges he pleaded guilty to back in August.

Running down the list of Doherty's drug offenses is like compiling a list of the twists and turns in the ever-evolving PeteMoss romance.

What we're getting at is there are simply too many coke-snorting and dry-humping news items to possibly cover in space we're allotted here.

So just take our word for it when we say he is a crazy motherf*%ker and she's an anorexic waif who likes to go at it with him in public. That's right, you don't have to buy magazines to catch a glimpse of Kate Moss nude.

 
Pete Doherty, the bad-boy rocker and rumoured fiancée / dry-humping partner of supermodel Kate Moss, has officially tied the knot... with trendy British clothing label Gio-Goi.

The agreement, announced on Saturday, means Doherty will be designing a wide range of the retailer's clothes. Which is great, because everyone wants to look just like Pete Doherty. Right? Obviously.

The 27-year-old Babyshambles frontman, who is struggling to overcome his drug addiction and who has been in trouble with the law, will wear the brand's designs at a gig in a secret London location before Christmas.

Gio-Goi, which dresses members of the music industry such as The Streets, Arctic Monkeys or the Paddingtons, in a statement called Doherty the inspiration behind its rock ‘n roll spring/summer 2007 collection.

The announcement also comes right after Kate Moss landed herself a deal to design a collection for high street fashion chain Topshop. So both halves of PeteMoss are apparently in the design biz now. Super.

"Peter looks fantastic as a model. We are very excited... we look forward to having Pete's influence as a rock icon in the design process," Gio-Goi co-founder Anthony Donnelly, who may have been smoking crack with Lindsay Lohan at the time he made the absurd decision to sign Doherty, told Reuters.

This really is great news. You know who else should become a fashion designer? Travis Barker. That guy has such a great sense of style.

Supermodel Kate Moss intends to marry boyfriend Pete Doherty, according to the British singer himself.

Doherty, the lead singer of the band Babyshambles, was noticed by fans walking in central London's Tottenham Court Road on Thursday at around 2 a.m., and was asked by one if he would wed Kate Moss.

Doherty's reply: "Yeah, soon."

THG NOTE: Pete was walking around at 2 a.m. That means he was likely drunk and high out of his mind. So who knows what the story is today.

Recent reports in the British press have insinuated that Moss is pregnant with Doherty's child, although sources close to her deny the claim.

Also putting a damper on pregnancy rumors: The fact that these two dry hump like rabbits. You can't get pregnant that way, people!

Also, Moss was photographed on Tuesday night swigging from a mini champagne bottle at a masquerade ball in west London. But then again, this is PeteMoss. Would you put it past Kate to booze it up hard while with child? T.H. Gossip would not.

Moss, 32, and Doherty, 27, have been together on and off for more than a year. Their turbulent romance has been marked by Doherty's repeated arrests for drug possession, as well as Moss's being questioned by police after photographs were published of her snorting a white powder in a recording studio alongside Doherty.

Moss later apologized for her actions and underwent a stint in rehab. She has a 4-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, whose father is her ex-boyfriend, fashion magazine publisher Jefferson Hack. We're sure he does good work, but that guy is -- indisputably -- a Hack journalist.

Sorry.

Anyway, insiders have hinted that an official announcement of an engagement is due on Friday. Fueling the Moss rumors, Doherty was seen in an Italian jewelry shop with Moss last week, and the model has since been photographed with a sparkler on her ring finger.

Still, her camp denies the marriage claims.

"No, there is no engagement," a source close to Moss says.

This is a lot like the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding speculation... except that these two celebrities are far more coked-up and pathologically weird.

There's a rumor that Kate Moss is pregnant with her on-again, off-again, druggie rocker boyfriend / fiancee's baby.

Supposedly, Pete Doherty's uncle told Britain's Daily Mirror that Kate is pregnant and he's happy for them. However, the "journalists" at The Mirror do not hesitate to make up quotes and attribute them to people, so this may or may not be the case yet. Or ever. You can never believe those jerks.

After all, there were rumors all over the place that these two were about to get married, but that Pete's many drug busts and stints in rehab (the latest of which was supposedly successful, but probably not) thwarted their plans. They were also said to be trying for a baby, so who the heck knows what PeteMoss is up to. But here's what Pete's uncle says:

Doherty's uncle Phil Michels, who is clearly a complete dick to talk to the Mirror if this story is actually true, claims that the singer called him from Italy, where he is touring with Babyshambles, to share the news.

"I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate Moss is pregnant," Phil probably didn't really tell the Sunday Mirror. "They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited."

"That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby to cement their marriage. I am made up for them. I wish them every success. They're so happy, they love each other. I can't wait for the wedding. We are just waiting for a date."

Both Moss and Doherty have children from previous relationships. Kate has Lila Grace, 4, from her romance with Jefferson Hack, while Doherty has son Estile, 3, with ex-girlfriend Lisa Moorish.

Poor kids.

Kate was said to have told Pete that he had to quit touring if he wanted to keep her affections, and to have given him a list of six rules to follow if he wanted to marry her. The list was not released, but reportedly includes mandatory dry-humping in public at least twice a week.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, a.k.a. PeteMoss, are indeed planning to marry and start a family soon, according to the manager of a Dublin, Ireland, venue he performed at last week.

The pair has confirmed their relationship is back on track by making a number of public appearances together, including a duet onstage with Doherty's band Babyshambles at the Irish capital's Music Factory.

Manager Eamonn Tucker chatted with the couple and discovered their plans:

"They're very much in love and are planning to either get married here, or at least have their honeymoon in Ireland. They feel very at home here. She's (Moss) just a very sweet girl who's very much in love with Pete. He makes her laugh and they're looking forward to having children soon."

This is good news. Pete needs to make an honest woman out of Kate. While it's a hell of a good time, there comes a point when you simply grow too old for dry humping and regular drug arrests.