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Rambling rocker Pete Doherty baby-shambled his junkie ass back to rehab Thursday after a drama-filled week that involved a violent run-in with a poor celebrity news photographer and yet another drug-related bust.

The babyshambles frontman checked in to Cloud's House rehab center in England after allegedly chasing and assaulting photographer Cath Mead.

Cath Mead claims her hair was pulled and camera smashed in the attack. Man, life in the celebrity news business is getting more dangerous by the day.

Cloud's House has served such illustrious clients as Robbie Williams and Boy George.

Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan has never visited there.

Doherty, who hasn't seen Kate Moss nude since they broke up, was arrested (again) on suspicion of drug possession. He was released on the condition that he live with a friend in Somerset.

This guy has the best lawyers on earth. How else can you remain free after all these run-ins with the man? Maybe Austin Nichols could place a call to that law firm?

One would think that by now, police would've gotten the whole routine of arresting Pete Doherty down.

Then again, one would also think that the LAPD wouldn't ruin an air-tight case by trying to frame a guilty O.J. Simpson. But that's neither here nor there. Nor this century.

Anyway, Doherty, Kate Moss' ex-boytoy, got off yesterday. At the hands of a judge.

Police somehow couldn't get him in front of a judge within 24 hours of his arrest on suspicion of drug possession, thus denying his right to a speedy trial.

The "singer" had been arrested around 2:30 AM Monday, after performing with his band Babyshambles at a festival. But, according to reports, Judge Susan Williams had to set Doherty free, saying:

"Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period."

This guy beats the rap more than Coley Laffoon beats... forget it.

Of course, Pete Doherty escaped big trouble several times before, having been threatened with jail less than two weeks ago.

It's unclear how his recent arrest will affect that case, in which he admitted driving illegally with crack, heroin, ketamine and pot.

He's definitely leading Jason Wahler on The Hollywood Gossip's arrest watch, and we expect him to be back behind bars by September 1.

Some pieces of celebrity news would legitimately shock us. If there were Julia Stiles nude pics somewhere, for instance, we'd be stunned.

Other news items are so frequent that they regularly elicit yawns. Such as when singer Pete Doherty was arrested early Monday on suspicion of drug possession.

Police say Doherty was arrested with two others, a man and a woman, after being stopped in a car in Tower Hamlets in east London.

The troubled "singer," who has had an on-off relationship with supermodel Kate Moss (with whom he supposedly made the rumored Kate Moss sex tape) had been performing with his band, Babyshambles, at the V Festival in England on Sunday.

Pete Doherty was taken to an east London police station and remains in custody.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "At 2:30 a.m. officers in Tower Hamlets arrested a 28-year-old man on suspicion of possessing drugs."

Pete Doherty was warned by a magistrate earlier this month he faced a prison sentence if he failed to demonstrate trying to kick his drug habit.

The singer pleaded guilty in July to possessing crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine. What the hell IS ketamine? Does it matter?

No. But someone's gotta get this guy together with Lindsay Lohan.

If a Kate Moss nude photo is worth one thousands words, what do you think the price of a Kate Moss sex tape would be?

If you're ex-boyfriend, and current drug fiend, Pete Doherty, the hope is probably as high as you can count.

Now that this couple has broken up, reports are coming in from British celebrity gossip sources that Moss is terrified about two missing tapes from the video diaries she made with Doherty. Evidently, the pair was constantly acting like Victoria Beckham, never leaving home without a camcorder.

And some of the footage shot would make Olivia Mojica blush!

Will we finally see a Pete Doherty and Kate Moss sex tape?

According to Britan's The Sun, Moss and Doherty captured hours of material related to special occasions, antics on the tour bus and action between the sheets. After the pair's messy break-up, the thin model found six of the eight tapes of the pair's shenanigans and destroyed them.

But two are still missing - and Kate is worried about where they'll turn up, especially as Doherty needs more and more cash to support his drug problem.

"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate," an insider said, regarding possible Jennifer Toof nude-like sex tapes. "She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet."

In one videos released months ago, Doherty is seen serenading a half-naked Kate Moss in her Cotswolds home. In another, the duo is dressed in red military uniforms and sings together.

The source added: "It was fine when they were together. Kate thought it was romantic â€" all a bit John Lennon and Yoko Ono. But Kate could then obviously decide with Pete what was going to be made public. Now, with the remaining two tapes, she has no say."

The person most psyched to hear this news? Nick Lachey. He figures it'll distract the media from questions regarding his rumored sex tape with a nude Vanessa Minnillo.

Move over, Paul Sculfor. You don't have a monopoly on random dudes breaking up with famous babes today.

It looks like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are over, too, as the "rocker" moved out of her house, People reports.

Movers were spotted at Kate Moss' London home Wednesday removing furniture and guitars, a piano, paintings and suitcases.

No reports on how many kilos of cocaine and heroin the movers transported, but it was likely enough to get the poor saps offed by Colombian kingpins.

Hopefully they remembered to lift with the legs. We can only assume Doherty and the movers absconded with as many Kate Moss nude paintings as they could carry.

According to the UK's Daily Mirror, Kate Moss was furious over reports that Pete Doherty had a fling with a South African model last week.

It's been a rocky week for the Babyshambles frontman, who pleaded guilty on Tuesday to a drug charge and was warned by a judge that he must go to rehab or face time in jail.

Judge Davinder Lachhar deferred sentencing until August as long as the singer attends a detox program and commits no more offenses.

Moss, 33, and Doherty, 28, have dated off and on for two years, forming a great, perpetually drugged-up couple in PeteMoss. Their relationship has been marked by Doherty's repeated arrests on drug charges.

Still, Doherty has long insisted they planned to marry. They reportedly did so in winter, although that proved false in the end. Some excerpts from the talentless junkie's memoirs, published last month, say they would wed this summer.

If he could stay drug-free, that is. That's about as likely as Britney Spears staying out of the spotlight and spending time with her kids.

Or Al Gore III keeping his Prius under 100 miles per hour.

Seeing Kate Moss nude is one thing.

Heck, even we get that pleasure all the time via the paparazzi's topless photos of Kate Moss on vacations in various places.

But Pete Doherty is looking to make an honest woman out of his coked up model girlfriend.

The troubled rocker says he will marry Kate Moss this summer, but only on one condition. And it's a frickin' biggie, peeps.

He must first ditch the pesky heroin and cocaine addictions that have turned him into a walking train wreck.

In his newly published diary, titled The Books of Albion and excerpted in Britain's The Times, Pete Doherty, 28, recorded his thoughts on his drug problems during a stay in a detox clinic at a London hospital.

"I now surrender to the science of detoxification," he says. "... Once more in my love's loving arms. We have been close this time that passed and with the smack and needle free we shall marry in the summer and I become 1o times happier than any smackhead. Huzzah!"

In the memoirs, Doherty writes of taking up to 10 Valiums a day, spraying his apartment walls with indecipherable poetry written in his own blood while in drug-induced stupors.

Alright, now this guy makes even a knife-wielding Lindsay Lohan look tame.

But the Babyshambles frontman makes it clear he's also addicted to Moss, 33, a train wreck in her own right, whom he started dating in January 2005.

"My she is restless, endless energy, spirit, shaking her hips & shoulders to rock and roll in leather zip trousers & stripey T-shirt & one heel... what a picture," he writes.

In September of that year, Britain's Daily Mirror published pics of Moss snorting coke. Within days, she apologized and checked into rehab, but Doherty continued to have "troubles."

In October Doherty said he planned to marry Moss "soon," but by January he was arrested for drugs and back in rehab at London's Nightingale Hospital - at Moss' request.

This followed rumors that the two were married, which later proved false.

"The last few weeks together have been so loving and so much positive looking to the future," he writes of the couple known to us as PeteMoss.

"It makes me sick to my heart but I must face it. I love the girl so dearly and that's why I'm in this f---ing clinic, isn't it? Another 36 hours clean now and sticking to it this time, I fancy."

Hey, at 36 hours, he's officially topped Britney Spears' career high! Baby steps.

It turns out Paris Hilton's pussy might be in relatively good shape - and The Gossip doesn't make remarks like this lightly, because that poor thing gets straight up abused.

But compared to the maligned, adorable feline below - held against its will, in the clutches of hard core junkie and Babyshambles "singer" Pete Doherty - everything is hunky dory...

The boyfriend of Kate Moss can't free his mind of drugs for one second. We suggest he follow the lead of troubled Creed singer Scott Stapp and try some Orangina.

Can't some PETA freaks jump in here? Holly Madison, we're talking to you. Please, show up and rescue this poor kitty? Preferably in the nude? Nice.

Right now, Jason Wahler is behind bars.

Paris Hilton will soon join him (see countdown).

Is Pete Doherty angling to for jail time himself?

It would seem that way. The hard-ass druggie and boyfriend of supermodel Kate Moss was arrested on Saturday night on suspicion of possessing "Class A" banned drugs, The Sun reports.

Though a police spokesman declined to confirm whether the uglier, more f*%ked up half of PeteMoss specifically was arrested, but he said:

"At 2200 hours (2100 GMT) on the 5th (of May), police stopped a vehicle on Kensington High Street."

"A 28-year-old male driver was arrested on suspicion of possession of a class A drug. He was taken to a west London police station, and later bailed to return in June pending further inquiries."

According to The Sun, Doherty was held in the police station overnight.

Only 17 days ago, Pete Doherty was back in court for a routine review of his rehab progress and told how pals had given him the ultimatum:

"It's the drugs or us."

Pete, in a rare moment of clarity, also hinted at relationship problems with Kate, "The people closest to me have had enough."

Apparently, he just can't get enough of the smack, though.

Kate would probably love to load Pete into a cannon and shoot him into the ocean at this point. Of course, she'd would never do that, because then a nude Kate Moss would have to swim out and drag his worthless ass back to shore.

You know how it goes.

Just kidding! Well, he surely does, on a regular basis. But it's not the coked-up model that Babyshambles singer and legendary junkie Pete Doherty decided to soak in this picture. 

It's a paparazzi dude… and it looks like Pete's efforts were successful. Last night, he kindly offered some water to a photographer lurking outside the bachelorette pad of girlfriend Kate Moss. What a true gentleman.

The lesson is clear: Mess with PeteMoss and you get drenched. Pete wasn't finished, though. He resumed his nice treatment of the press (Justin Timberlake would be proud) the next day by offering the paparazzi some ketchup! 

Apparently that's all that the often-nude Kate Moss has in her apartment - water and condiments. That and lots and lots of drugs.

Buck, as in wild. Not naked.

Although that presumably came later.

After all, seeing Kate Moss nude is hardly a noteworthy event... even for us.

When she's partying with rocker-junkie beau Pete Doherty, it's only a matter of time.

And party PeteMoss did.

The room they were in apparently couldn't contain such massive amounts of fun, so Kate Moss and her charming non-husband decided they'd take their most recent revelry outside.

By hanging out of the window, that is. Extremely safe... and not at all what you'd expect from a coked-up train wreck.

The cuckoo crooner was chilling backstage at the Hackney Empire in London, when he decided to play a song on the guitar for a throng of chanting fans down below.

Yes, Pete Doherty actually has fans. We're as shocked as you guys.

PHOTO CREDIT: Bauer-Griffin

Kate, as you can see in the picture above, joined him on cigarette. Later, she may or may not have joined him in making a raunchy Kate Moss sex tape.

Or not. Crazy as PeteMoss may be, such videos are generally reserved for the likes of B-D List stars looking to bolster their "careers." See Olivia Mojica sex tape.