by Free Britney at

The job opportunities keep coming in for Britney Spears.

Yesterday, we reported that Britney's father and guardian, Jamie Spears, wants her to continue working in TV to keep her pants-hating ass out of trouble.

This followed a successful stint on How I Met Your Mother and a comment from 30 Rock star Tina Fey that she'd welcome Britney on that series.

Well, it turns out the President of PETA - yes, the ca-razzzy animal rights peeps - was so impressed with Britney's role as a receptionist on How I Met Your Mother that she wants her to be a PETA receptionist for just one hour.

The group wrote an open letter to Britney Spears, stating:

"We have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook, and a new understanding."

The always-entertaining group says it will donate $1,000 to a children's charity of her choice should Britney Spears take them up on their offer.

Hopefully this is just a ploy by PETA to abduct and free Britney's poor Yorkshire terrier, London. Poor son of a bitch looks pretty desperate these days.

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by Mischalova at

Jenna Jameson has made a living out of faking orgasms on camera.

Now, she's faking the use of leather in a new ad campaign for PETA.

Jameson supports the use of "pleather," a leather substitute whose manufacturing doesn't involve the harming of animals.

The stance is only logical, coming from someone known for being an animal in bed. She doesn't wanna see those of her ilk killed.

Here's what we wanna know about this poster:

How does it not involve Jenna Jameson nude?

PETA is known for milking attention from the bare bodies of its spokesmen, such as Holly Madison, Joanna Krupa and Alicia Silverstone.

Yet, remarkably, the first porn star to appear in an ad is covered up?

Truly shocking.

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by Mischalova at

Having already apologized to our celebrity gossip readers to for overlooking an array of Kim Kardashian nude photos from her recent Playboy pictorial, it looks like another mea culpa might be in order.

A few months ago, we posted a picture of Holly Madison naked in an ad for PETA (and against fur). Well, it looks like the number-one girlfriend of Hugh Hefner posed for a second advertisement on behalf of this grating, attention-loving organization.

Check it out now:

Holly Madison Nude Photo
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by Free Britney at

When Katherine Heigl was recently seen sporting a PETA t-shirt while on a run to a local liquor store in L.A., that got tons of people we know in the celebrity news world thinking - when is she going to pose naked in one of those ads!?

Okay, maybe that was just us. Either way, we were a bit let down when we heard that there would be no Eva Mendes naked-style ad campaign for PETA in the near future for the attractive Grey's Anatomy star. It's just a t-shirt she got!

Elisabetta Canalis Nude Pic

Still, at least we can appreciate the Knocked Up and 27 Dresses star in the buff below. This old picture of Katherine Heigl nude is worth another look!

  We can only hope for a reprisal of this Katherine Heigl naked pic in a future PETA campaign. Ditch the fur, girl! Show us more of this birthday suit. Okay, moving on.

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